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Three Men and Lilian (Die Drei von der Tankstelle) 1 12A1 COO (\Vilhclm ’l'hiclc. (icrmany. 193011.ilian llarycy. \Villy Fritsch. ()skar Karluciss. 99min. An carly (lcrman talkic that makcs lhc most (11' lhc ncyy 1y my cnlcd sound tcclmology. 'l‘hrcc mcn (Willy. Kurt and Hans) opcn a garagc logclhcr and coincidcnlally tall in onc with lhc samc girl (thc 1o\ cly Nancy 1 in this atidaciotts. innoyaln c innsical. Part (11' liarly (ict'man Sound Films scason. I't/m/umw. lat/in/mrg/I. Titanic (1’( i1 (llcrhcrt Sclpin. \Vcrncr Klinglcr. (icrmany. 19431Syhillc Schmiu. llans .\'ic1scn. Kirstcn llcihcrg. 85min. '1‘hc tragic 'l‘itanic story that capturcd lhc imaginations 01' many lilmmakcrs. this litnc crcalcd as anti-British propaganda l'or \a/i usc. Sclpin \yas imprisoncd hcl'orc this could 11c achicy cd. Part (11' liarly (icrman Sound Films scason. l’t'lmlmtm’. I'fl/tn/mrgli.
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Films are listed by city, then alphabetically by cinema. Listings are compiled by Jules Graham.
Glasgow
'l‘hc Forgc. Parkhcad. 0871 300 3000. Adult £5.40 (£4.80 hclorc 5pm
Mon 'l‘hu. (’hild: £3.80 (£3.50
.\lon 'l‘hu). Student: £3.70 (£3
Mon 111111. ()AP/l'll40: £3.70. Family liL‘ls'cl £15. All llckcls llcliol‘c noon: £3.40.
THURSDAY 1 {1
Casino Royale112A1 1.35. 4.35. 7.45. The Covenant112A1 1.40. 4.30. 9.00. 090k the "aIISH’Ul noon. 3.10. 4.31). Dela Vllll’(i) 0.30. 9.05.
Flushed Awaylt'1 11.00am. 1.00. 3.00. 5.00. 7.0(). 9.00.
Happy Feettl‘1 11.00am. 1.25. 3.55. 0.25. 8.55.
The Holiday ( 13A) 11.30am. 3.30. 5.30. 8.30.
The Nativity Story (1’01 11.30am. 4.05. The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clausetl'1 11.50am. 2.00. 4.10. 0.21). 8.3().
FRIDAY 1 THURSDAY ~.21
Black Christmas 1 151
Daily: 8.45.
Bridget Jones: The Edge oi Reason ( 151 Mon: (1.10.
Cars (l’(}1
.\lalincc Sat: 10.00am.
Casino Royale 1 12..\1
Daily: 0.00. 9.10.
Deck the Halls (1’01
Daily: 10.45am. 1.05.
Dela Vu (l’(i1
0.111}: 12.45. 3.30. 0.15. 9.00. Eragon (Po)
Daily: 11.15am. 1.30. 4.00. 0.30. 8.50.
Flushed Away 111
Daily: 12.05. 2.05. 4.05. 0.10. Grounded (1’01
Daily: 11.15am (not Sat). 1.35. 3.55. Happy Feet (1'1
Daily: 1.1(). 3.40. 0.10. 8.40.
Also malincc Sat. Sun. \Vcd & 'I‘huz 10.45am.
The Holiday ( 12..\1
Daily: 3.15. 0.05. 9.0().
March oi the Penguins (1'1
Malincc Sat: 10.00am.
Monster House (1'1
.\latincc Sat: 1 1.30am.
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (l')
Daily: 11.00am (not 'l‘uc). 1.00. 3.35. 5.40. 8.00.
Cineworld Rentrew Street
7 chlrcyy Slrccl. info and (‘(’ hooking: 0871 300 3000. Adult £(1.3()1£5.30
.\lon 'l’hu). ('ltild/studcnls/cl111ccssions: £4.30. Family tickct £17 (Sun 'l'hu: £15.00). liat‘ly liit'd (all tickets hclorc 1pm): £3.80. l'nlimitcd ('ard: £10.99 per month.
THURSDAY 14
Baabul(l’(;1 1.3(). 5.1(). 8.40. Big NothingH51 8.40. Borat1151 1 1.00am. 1.30. 8.30.
Casino Hoyale112;\1 12.30. 1.00. 4.00. 4.30. 7.30. 8.00. 8.30. 9.1(1.
The Covenantll2.r\1 4.15. 0.51). 9.25. Deckthe HaIISH’U) 11.10am. 1.30. 3.40. 0.00.
Dela Villl’(i) 7.00. 9.40. FlushedAwayd‘) 10.30am. 11.00am. noon. 12.411. 1.40. 2.00. 2.40. 3.5(). 0.10. 8.30.
Happy Feet(l‘1 10.40am. 11.10am. noon. 1.30. 3.00. 3.00. 4.10. 5.00. 5.50. 0.30. 8.00.
3.50. (1.00.
The Holiday(12.r\1 ll.00am. 11.30am. 3.10. 3.40. 4.50. 5.30. 5.50. 8.10. 8.45. 9.0().
Jackass NumberTiuotltn 9.10.
The Nativa Story(1’(}1 11.00am. 1.40. 4.30.
Pan’s Labyrinth(151 12.15. 8.50.
The Santa Clause 3:The Escape Clause (1') 10.00am. noon. 3.30. 4.40. 7.00. Stranger Than Fiction ( 1231 10.40am. 1.10. 3.50. 0.30. 9.1().
The US vs John Lennon ( 12.31 1.4(). 4.1(). 0.40. 9.20.
3.00. (1.00.
11.00am.
FBlDALLS-Tffl BSDALE.
Baabul (l’(}1
Daily: 8.30.
Bhagam Bhag (thc)
T1111: 7.30.
Black Christmas ( 151
0.111}: 4.1(1. 0.3(1. 8.50.
Also 1alc Fri 6’; Sat: 11.10.
Borat1 151
Daily: 3.50. 0.00. 8.40.
Also lalc Fri & Sat: 1 1.00.
Casino Royale ( 12..\1
Daily: 13.30. 1.00. 4.00. 4.30. 7.30. 8.00. 8.30. 9.00. Also latc Fri & Sal: The Covenant ( 1231 Daily: 7.00. 9.35. Also lalc Fri & Sat: Deck the Halls (PU) Daily: 11.30am. 1.40.
Dela Vu (1’(}1
Daily: 11.00am. 3.10. 5.10. 8.20. Also latc Fri & Sat: 1 1.30.
Eragon (1’01
Daily: 11.30am. 3.15. 5.15. 8.15. Also lalc Fri & Sat: 1 1.00.
Flushed Away (1'1
Daily: 10.30am. 11.20am. 110011. 13.40 (not 'l‘uc). 1.40. 3.10. 340111011110. 3.40. (1.10.
Grounded (P01
Daily: 10.30am. 13.30. 3.40. 4.50. Happy Feet (1'1
Daily: 11.10am. noon. 1.30 (not Sun). 3.00. 3.00. 5.00. 5.50. 8.01).
Also matincc Sal & Sun: 10.40am (not Sun)
Also 11116 Fri (3; Sal: 10.40.
Happy Feet (Subtitled) (1'1
Malincc Sun: 1.30.
The Holiday ( 12A)
Daily: 10.50am. 11.30am. 3.00. 3.40. 4.30. 5.10. 5.50. 7.50 (not Mon). 8.30. 9.00.
Also l;th 1"1‘1 & Sal: l 1.00.
The Holiday (Subtitled) ( 12..\1
Moll: 7.50.
Kabul Express ( 151
Daily: noon. 3.50. 5.40. 8.30.
Also lalc Fri & Sat: 1 1.00.
The Nativity Story (l’(i1
Daily: 11.00am.
Pan’s Labyrinth i 151
Daily: 13.15. 3.10. (1.00. 8.50.
Also latc Fri & Sat: 11.35.
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (1')
Daily: noon. 3.30. 4.40. 0.50. Stranger Than Fiction ( 12.31
Daily: 1.10. 3.50. (1.300101 The). 9.10. Tenacious D in the Pick oi Destiny ( 151 Daily: 4.40. 0.50 & 8.50 (not 'l’hu). Also lalc Fri & Sat: 10.50.
Empire Clydebank
(‘lydc chional (’cntrc. ('lydchank. ()8 714 714 714. £5.70 (£4.70 hclorc 5pm). (’hild/i)AP/Studcnts: £4.30. Fatnily tickcl £15.00 (£13.00 before 5pm). limpirc juniors (spccilic lilms Sat 0; Sun): £1.
10.50.
11.45.
THURSDAY, .14
Borat1151 9.20.
Casino Hoyale(l2;\1 1.50. 5.1(). 0.10. 8.3(). 9.2().
The Covenant(12.-\1 7.10. 9.30.
Deck the HaIISH’U) 1.40. 4.20. 0.40. DelaVu(P(;18.10.
FlushedAwaytl'1 1.30. 2.50. 3.50. 5.00. 0.30. 8.40.
HappyFeet(tf1 1.20. 2.20. 3.40. 4.40. 0.00. 7.00. 8.20.
Film
The Holiday ( 12.31 2.00. 3.00. 5.0(). 5.50. 8.00. 8.50.
The Nativa Story (P01 1.11). 3.30. The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (1') 1.00. 3.20. 5.40.
Tenacious D in the Pick oi Destiny ( 151 9.10.
ER.l.DAY_J§.—IliURS.DAY 2.1.
Black Christmas 1 151 Daily: 8.50.
Casino Royale ( 12A) Daily: (.51). 5.20. 8.30. 9.00. Deck the Halls (PG)
\Vcckdays: noon.
Sat & Sun: 11.20am.
Dela Vu (l’(i1
Daily: noon. 3.00. 5.50. 8.40. Eli (l’(i1
.‘ylatincc Sal & Sun: Eragon (PU)
Daily: 13.50. 3.15. 5.40. 8.15. Also matincc Sal & Sun: 10.30am. Flushed Away (1'1
Daily: 1.10. 3.00. 4.10. Also malincc Sal & Sun: Grounded (t’(i1
Daily: 3.00. 4.30. 0.40. Also malincc Sal & Sun: Happy Feet (l‘1
Daily: 1.30. 3.30. 3.40. 7.00. 9.15.
Also matincc Sat ck Sun: 1 1.3021111.
The Holiday ( 12.-\1 Daily: 2.30. 3.20. 5.30. 9.10.
The Nativity Story (1’01 Daily: 13.10.
The Prestige ( 12A) Daily: 9.10.
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (1'1
Daily: 2.10. 4.30. 0.50. Also matincc Sal & Sun:
9 l'niwrsity Aycnuc. 330 5533. l’riccs yary.
11.00am.
0.30. 8.50. 11.05am.
l 1.40am. 4.40. (1.00.
10.40am.
(1.30. 8.30.
11.50am.
SATURDAY 10 DEC
The Nightmare Beiore Christmas (1’( 11 7.30.
Glasgow Film Theatre
13 Rosc Slt'ccl. 0141 333 8138. ('al‘c/hat‘. A11 pcrlormanccs hookahlc. liycnings: £5 (£4). Fri (hclot’c 5pm): £3. 'l‘uc'sday spccial malinccs: £3. (ll-'1‘ ('inc('ard holdcrs: £1 (111 all prices. (1171' saycrs: £33.50 (£17.50) to sec 5 lilms (valid for lltt‘cc months).
THURSDAY 14 DEC
London to Brighton1181 2.31). 4.30. 9.00.
Pan’s Labyrinthtt51 3.15. 0.00. 8.35. It’s a Wonderiul Liie (13(1) 0.3(1.
FRIDAY 15 DEC
The Host (Cwoemul)(151 2.30. 8.40. Gabrielle1151 3.0(1. 5.011. 7.00. 9.00. It’s a Wonderiul Lite (1’( i) 0.11).
SATURDAY 16 DEC
Monster House 11‘) 1 1.30am. Albana’s Asylum + Happy ( 12.-\1 noon. It’s a Wonderful Liie (1’01 2.00. Cabnelle1151 3.00. 5.00. 7.00. 9.00. TheHost(Cwoernul)(151 0.0(). 8.30.
SUNDAY 17 DEC
it’s a Wonderful Liie (1’01 2.00.
The Bishop’s Wile (1'1 3.311.
The Host (Gwoemul) ( 151 4.45. 7.15. Gabrielletl51 5.45. 7.45.
MONDAY 18 DEC
The Host (Cwoemul)(151 2.3(). 5.50. Cabrielle1151 3.00. 5.00. 9.0(1. Artists and icon51151 7.00.
It’s a Wonderiul Liie (1’01 8.20.
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