Comedy listings

Thursday 9 continued

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Craic @ the Radisson leth Sx\\ llillk'l, illl '\l_L'.\lt' \llt't‘l. Ill-'6 All; H illpiii l'lt't' l)v\ \ltl tum. “link lm'ii lippcil .l\ :i l;l\HlllllL‘ Ml llic lli: \iii llllll\t'll. l\ |lllllt’ll h} lll\ll [lill}lll.illl Kmm Him-x and \ii. lliv lll.lll ul man}

OThe Thursday Show lhc sum. {Ki \\iiiidl.iml\ Rudd. llxfill (illll ()ll\‘< 9pm 1 Hi l’t'iiit'i lll‘llllllt't' .lllkl t'lllllllt'lt' liiiiu' \liiilun L'k‘l\ lllk' \\t't'l\k'lltl nil In ;i lllllll_\ \l.lll. iiilimliit‘iiic \l.iii l’illlkt'l iSiiiiuii \liiiiiit-iyx punk nlixt'xxnl L'it'uliiini. \iiiiuii \l\ Klllllt‘}. Inuil Miln- Luncx l't'ijglimii .illll \iiitlm ,liilllhlt'll

Edinldurgh

Big Word Performance Poetry 'l'lii' lion. ‘) lllllllt'l \tizmit‘. lli;:li Slit-cl. 557 W7”. 8 ill I Ipiii NILE! llig' \\iml \lui’ix ull ;i “H duuhl (inviting ll\'\\ \mwii \\llll ;i SLiiii \xiimt'ix t'.il\.iit'l l lllt' up Illk'llltlt'\ llllIL' \\.lllHll. llJt’} ljtlllh k .iml Milli)” llJljJHlll

Jongleurs Comedy Club .lilllleL'llH. ()iiini (‘t'iilitz (ilt‘t‘lhltlt' l’lm'c, llh—‘llfl Nflili‘llq .N {lllmi L.\ ('milimilnliniial \"Ulllt'tlldll |\’.i} iiiuiiil Muiiiix \xt'lt‘niiit'x “music l)lllll\‘[‘. (it‘tlltllt' lllllll}lll.lll (i;i\ Ill \M-lMH .llltl llt'.l\_\“k'l“_‘lll (.Qllldtlliill Simmi ll (him The Thursday Show lht- Sunni. < Yni‘k l’luu‘. 555' "TI ‘lpiii. U) it‘i l'i'unkic “mit- lllll'lHlllt'LW lniiiici '( ink} and UN .luiu' l’igrx‘ lllt'llll‘t'l l’liil \lt’llill. l.L'illi\ (‘nlin Rgiliinnc. .Liiit' \ltlk l\.l} .llltl Jn .lu Sullit'i'ldml.

The Snatch Social I'lit' litlllltl RUHIII. ‘lt‘ Vit‘lni'iu Sli't‘cl. 33* 3501. Ill..lilpili 5am. USU it'll. Sm lllll I

Airdrie

North Lanarkshire Comedy Festival Sir .lUllll \Vilwn [mm ll.i|l. Slii‘lin; Slit't'l. HHNH WSW)" Mini. L5, \lit‘liut'l 'IuI/u'l lul‘ Rt‘tlllli'lltl |Ulll\ lllt' t‘\t‘l*t‘llll'p.\ l’mml. l'tlllxll’lx l.l\\ KIN) .\lm\. plus Rit‘lmnl .-\l|cii .iml limlt'h).

Glasgow

Watson’s Wind-up (mum l'lllll llk‘dll‘t'. l3 Row SIIL‘CI. “I hllh.

l l.-l5pm. lit-c. 511‘ in i.

Jongleurs Comedy Club .lmigglcurx. l'(i(‘ lliiililing. chlit'u Sin-c1. (ism “3” Wu“, .\_ l 5pm. (I: Su- 'l'liu 0,

The Stand llL‘ SlJlltl. “l \\‘tltltll.llltl\ Rinitl. ()3?) bill) (i155, 0pm. '4" LR (UH. ‘('ni'k_\ and [lie .luict' l’igx' .llllllllllh l’liil Nlt‘llnl. “lll‘ Ulll llt‘lxt'tl lllt‘ Ulllltl\llltlll .ll luxl _\mi'\ l'llllfJL‘. lukcx llic [up \lul. Big; and Hull's Lin llnltlumilli llll lll\ tximml Ru} l’cuuwk giiiwi stands up alimgxitlc

mm thestand.co.uk

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BOB DOOLALLY Live and Half Cut :2.f-::'. .0. Distract yourself from the unpredictability of Berti Vogts‘ Scotland squad, and the will-we-won't-we worries of qualifying for Euro 2004, and take a trip back to the better days of Scottish football. Fiery former footballer and manager Bob Doolally indulges in 60 minutes of drunken, foul- mouthed nostalgia on Live and Half Cut. a live recording of a performance in Glasgow. Between swigs of Smirnoff, he shares with the audience details of his long and successful career in Scotland and England. and reminisces about the halcyon days of the beautiful game. Doolally‘s expletive-Iaced football banter - like the passionate rantings of an old jakey - is performed and

written by Paul Sneddon. Some of the gags are painfully obvious, drawing on stereotypical observations about Scottish football. But there are moments of superb

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wit and brilliance, such Old Firm supporters

getting involved in another war by waving Palestinian and Israeli flags. Although there are many references to Scottish society and culture. footie

fans will best appreciate this. It should carry a warning that it may lead to a

desperate yearning for the return of great Scottish football, or even the

Tennent's Lager Ladies. (Carolyn Rae)

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Jongleurs Comedy Club .luiiylt-iiix. ()iiiiii ('ciiIit‘. ( Rim-[mili-

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\l‘lll |’.iil\t-i \lllllli‘ll \‘Hlllt'\ llillll ('ulin lx’.iiiinnt‘. Kim nut-xiii» \iiiiuii \lt'kiiiiic} .llltl t'iinipcit' Linc \lm'lm}

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Men in Coats l\)Ull1C\ll.ill\. Killt‘ilillll (‘t-niic. HIW.‘ M I IHI spin LIP. <0

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Be shill

North Lanarkshire Comedy Festival llt‘ll\lllll (‘iilliiml ('t-iilic. .lulin Slim-I'lllhllh illJ‘l‘l‘) Him] LN I)t'\ \lk'lt'dll liilll\ \ Luliiim \lt' l.1\ l\ll I.‘l\.l /I\i’ l/iml .\/Iuii '\ liml‘ l)iiill.lll} I. l’t‘lllt'l llilllllllt‘t‘ Hiuu' \lniluii. l’.ulil_\ .\l(('ult'livnn .iml l’.iliit‘l\ lx’ulink

Saturday ‘I ‘l

(Elgisgim';

The Co-op Fair Trade Tour lllt' \tnlm llJl. ll.‘ \luthwll \llt'k'l. ‘3‘ \h\l 1 illpiii lit't‘ Ilit‘ l.lll (Lulc inmmh' l\ \I‘lt'dtl lliiniiyli llIll\l\ .lllll unlit-ll}. lUJlllllll‘.‘ \ l.l\llll|ll \lt |.i\i\li |.ll\.l liiil‘ llinilall} l .ilhl l’mltl} \l\(‘iil\lit'nn. \\llll \l}lii\ \lllI‘lllAllt. lllk' ll.i/t"\ l.ill\'\. \.it'n_\.i .llltl lluppt'i Jongleurs Comedy Club .lunylt-m» l(i(' lliiililiiiz'. lx’ciilivu \litx'l. “\"H ‘V‘ “WV \ l‘piii Ll1 \cc lllll ‘l

The Stand lllt‘ \ldllil, ;;:\\Ulltll.llltl\ Rmil. HV'H mm hm‘< 0pm L\ \t-t- I ll 1H l‘lll \\llll t'i‘llll‘t‘lt' l.lllt' \l.i\’l\.i}

Madcap Comedy Club \l.ilc ll”. |-l\ lllllltllltl \Iit-cl. ‘Hh WI“) ‘l 1“pm ‘5 (Lil l.l\l k'lltl ml (Hay-30v. lllllll} l.ul_\ .l.lllk'_\ (imllt'i llt‘.ltlllllt'\

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Jongleurs Comedy Club Junglt-uu. ()iiiiii ('t'iilita (llk't'll\l\lt' I’l.itc. “\H'l“ \"ifli" .\ Nlpin Ll; \k'k' lllll ‘l

OThe Stand Iiit- \l.illil. < \mi Hit-c. “\ “I”: ‘lpiii 0 \ct' I ll lll l‘lll \\llll t‘nmpcic \ll\.ill \luiiiwii

Bellslml

North Lanarkshire Comedy Festival llt'll\lllll ('iilliiml (‘t'iilitn .liillll \[ik-k-[Jllhlfi liijiim; \pm ;\ [xx

\ltl mil llt‘.l\lllllt‘\. \Kllll \Inilici\\cll\ \l.iik lii.iitlipiuc. Linc} (imllc), .lulm (illll\l\.ll1\l l’Jlllxlx Rulink

Glasgow

0 Michael Redmond’s Sunday Service llic \mml. 11‘ \\Hiltll.llltl\ [\Hml. ii\"ii (illll mi“ \ lupin L31 [1 h \iinnii \liiimci} llllx Ill .1 punk \l_\lt'k' .n \|.m l).lll\k'l. Llll‘Jll \miiini Summit u»in liniii \JlliliJ .li‘lllhlilll .llltl lemuml

Efllr‘ilxn‘gl‘

Whose Lunch is it Anyway? Iht- \mml. * \wik l’imc. ‘*\ "2“ lpm l iu' \t‘c \lll‘.

Bruce’s Sunday Social Fund lht- Sl.lll\l.<\\‘ll\l’l.1\\'.<<\ "3“: \ :‘lpm 1-;

1 lilgstt'nzzs \uititcrzi tuttizt l\‘.:\ lt'.:\\'\.\ .‘..\.:l\l‘.'.1f‘.tllltill\l.lfl lwtimuztf. aux» Lttkltis .t.\ (u\.:\

(i'.:".f .:::\i ,".\‘\I lusts [him vsm‘ni'.

Monday 13

K inltklfl'.

The Zulu Live Music Bash Iht- \I.:ti\i, ;;;\\i‘\‘tllt1llil\ lx'uml. l'\ 'H NW Ml“ ‘l‘lll 1‘ "' l«‘lllll:‘llll\ lllll\lt .iiitl tuiiicth j.'.1lll\'llll‘.'

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Red Raw llit' \l.lll\l. * \i-ilt l’lmc. “\ \ “Wm 11 llt'lll wind up Ii} nuts It'sl i‘lll llit'ii \nmcth lcyx \\llll tuiiiin'ic lulm \ull .mtl llt'.i\lllllk'l \iz'cl llll\l\l.lll\l

Himlt“.

The Co-op Fair Trade Tour

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Illlt'llll‘t'l\ .lll\l pume i'lll_\' \ct‘ \.il ll

Tuesday 14

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Wednesday 15

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l (liiiliui'gli

A Kick up the Tabloids lllt' \mnil. * \uik l’lmc. “3 ".7 "pin hit-1i \t‘u \ liniii .lli‘llllil lllt‘ “Ulltl l\ limlctl

\\ llll t llk'k'lx. lll\'\t'lt'll\k' .llltl l‘l.ll.llll t'illllt'llll‘l

The Comedy Cave \Itllill l maul. \itltli} \liu'l. “(i Mil.‘ ‘l ‘llpiii ll luiliiijglill} Urinal} t luli lll‘\l\'tl li} ('liih (liw. llu' \‘niiit'ih \'.l\t'lll.lll

Thursday 16

Glasgow

Jongleurs Comedy Club .luant-mx. l (i(‘ llllllllllll‘. Rt'iilicu \lit'cl. HN'U llfiil" .\ l‘piii Ur Riuiiuiiil \lt‘.illl\ iiilimliiu'x lllt‘ \wll \cixul tuiiiit \l}liii_:'\ nl |’.iii| ll l,\l\\.lltl\. l)llltl\k'll liiiiin}

\tlJlll lllmini .llltl [mp \.lllll\l \niiil} \L‘lMHl

Craic @ the Radisson l(.ltll\\nll \.\\ lllllk'l_ zill \lf.'_\lt' \llL'L'l. :‘ll it“ .\ illpm llk't' let'n'inll put-l .illtl f_'\'lll.il iiiiixit‘i.ii1l’.iiilIllwlunnlx \l\l[‘\ .l\||l\\ lmxn in llt‘.ltlllllt' \iipimil t'niiit'x liuiii (lillili‘ll lliiiiiluii .illil \Ullllk \killil\lllllll

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The Thursday Show ‘I lic Small. Hi \\tlil\”‘fll\l\ Rum]. llhnll (illll (ill<< ‘lpm U) til I’t'iiit'i llilllllllt't‘ lliiitc \luiluii l.ll\t‘\ mu llic lt'lll\ In llllltltllltk' llic titunlimii llllllll nl \lit'lmcl Ruliiinnil. \I l’ilt‘lit‘i. .l.lllk' \l.it‘l\.i_\ .llltl ("liiis (‘impci

Edinburgh

Jongleurs Comedy Club lililjjlt'llh. ()iiini ("t-mic. (iit't'nxlilc I’luu'. llhfi‘lfi \"ifli" N Winn LN lll\ll leIll‘k'llHUL'l \ldlllll Ilium; l\ It‘lllk‘tl l1} Slclann l’milini. \l.iil} \len and lilllllt‘l \lll'illxk'l pm \mii \lt'u

The Thursday Show lht- Stand. < Yolk l’l.itc. “N “I”: ‘lpiii U) ILV lllllluld} K it'xitlciil Ullllpt'lt' l'i.iiikit' Hm} It \\'..i[\\ (ilil\j_'l'\‘- lui l‘.\lllll‘lllj_'ll in iiilimlutc f._'lll_L'L'l llllllt'l .lnliii l‘lllll. \luil. limlt‘lipiu‘c. l)l\'\‘- “All and My! liut'klaml

The Snatch Social 'lht- lltllllil Rimm. ‘lt' \ it‘luim Slim-l. 23‘ 3‘04

Ill Nip“) in” L; <ll i it! \L't' Hill 3

Falkirk

Jason Byrne lulknl [mm Hull. \M'xl Hildgg Slum-L ill :34 SMASH N xllplll LN :10“): llhll iiiipim xi.” .mtl l’ciiici nniiiiiict' t‘llll‘tillx\ Hi) .i lulu nl Stiilldml