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(HASGOW

Pre-Club Venues:

I Air Organic III Kch IIIfJI'IHC Sliccl. <04 53III

I Blacktriars 3!» Hull Sum. 55: 502.1. I Bar 10 III Min-hull I..IIlL'. 5‘2 H.152 I Bar 91 ‘II (‘iIIIIIII‘I|:J:.I\. 553 53I I.

I Bar Ce Lona I“: Sdllt'lllcllilll Sin-cl.

{:3 3‘3'\

I Bar 3 5‘) \UI'III IiI'IiIgL'. .3II-I IIIlli.

I Blackfriars Sh III-II Sin-ct. 552 503-1. I Brel W .'\\IIIUII Linc. H3 Wm.

I Cuba Norte I“ John SII’CCI. 5.5.3 WIS,

I Cul De Sac :\\IIIUII I,.IIIL‘. NJ 471*). I Elliot’s 2M 3H5 Huih Sim-i. 2-13 2min

I 54 Below Ikchmgmw Slim. 35" 5154.

I The Griffiny 3N) IIJIII SII'CL‘I. 5 il 51‘1.

I Groucho St Judes I00 Isuih Sum. .UI 5|"!

I Havana .5“ IIUpL‘ SIIL‘L‘I. 3—13 J-Ihli.

I The Living Room 5 Bin-x anl. 33‘) 35] I.

I The Medicine Room 30‘ I: ('ulhcdi'ul Squaw. 553 351‘).

I Moloco I38" My) Ic Sll'ccl. 354 .13 | 3.

I Nice ‘n’ Sleazy ~l3I Suuchwhull SII'I‘L‘I. 5 5.5 905-

I Polo Lounge 8-: \\'ilwn Sin-m. 55.i I33l.

I 50.38 I I \IIICIIL‘II SII'L‘CI I.&lIIL'. 30.1 340.1.

I Spy Bar 153 IITIIII Sum-i. 231 TI 1. I Tchai-Ovna 43 ()Iugu lunc. 55" 4534.

I Variety Bar -llIIS;iucIIIcII;III Sin-cl. ‘33 444‘).

Club Venues:

I I I I IIUpL‘ SII'L'Cl. 34366-15. I Archaos 25 ()uccn Sim-i. 20.1 $180.

IIHIII I>JRuI h and Iicrix

I Low Gravity .iI Ilic I IqIIIII Ronni

III ‘Iipin :dIII t“ i‘g3. II'L'C In Suhlniic iiicmhcrw \M'ckl} I.c \lJL mII Iw ciiiixin' III IIIL' (..II‘II‘I‘L‘JII IHI IIIC IIIHIIIII III MA} MI gcllin‘ ilmxn \\ IIII IIIc IIL'.III\IK‘I \\ III Iw \Viu'kngc i H \Id} i. .lIIII III-.nprin'x .'\II.IlI I)uiih.ii |UIII\ I'IIIgJIIIIII; Inc on III‘III‘IL‘ ha“ .IIlkI «hula 13I \Iii} I. \\ IIII .I ‘PIIIIIUUI\.1IIII.III L“ on“) (Lu) .\I.i\ \\ III hc hack \\ iIII I.IIC\ «it now lulu-mum on Ihc 3H .\I.i_\. .v\\ 4qu». chunk} gI’iNIHN .IIIkI l‘.l\\IlIIt‘\ .iic IIIL‘ uiiIci ul Ihc (Id)

I Opal Lounge .II ()p.iI I uungc

IIIPIII .iillll L: \Vk't'hl} \IIII“ k’t'h \C\\IHI1

I The Arches \llilldllil SIICL‘I Hill J;IIII;Ilc.I Sim-i I. (Will «I33 MINI

I Asylum all (50“ (.IIIiICIh RUTIII. 5;: HIM.

I Bamboo SI Wm chcni Sim-i. H: IIIliﬁ/X.

I Barﬂy 2m (’Inic Sim-I. ZZI Hill

I Bed 53” Suuchiclmll Slim. “3 “‘55 I Bennet’s im ( EI.I\\IHIiI Sln'cl.

.553 S_(ll.

I Budda H3 SI Vincent Slii'cl. 33I 5(i(il)_

I The Cathouse IS I'niun Sim-i. 3.3.x (INN),

I CCA 35H Suucliichull Slim. ‘53 JUN“ I Cube =4 ()uccn Sim-i. 32h WW

I Fury Murry’s WI .\I.I\\H‘II SIICCI. 33I (i5I I.

I The Garage .NII Suut‘IIIcImII Sim-i. H: I I31).

I Glasgow School of Art In" RL‘IIII'C“ SII‘L‘L‘I. 5.5.3 IIII‘II.

I Glasgow University Union I: l'imci'xil} .\\cnuc. ‘3‘) 80*)".

I 92 45-1 SJiichichiiII SI ilichiml IIIc (inmgm. ‘53 3| I I.

I Life ihuxcmcnl nl ('nrinlhiuni. I‘II Ingram SII'CL‘I. 553 IIIII.

I The Lighthouse 5h \lllt'Ik‘II Sim-i. 3.3I (i563

I MAS 3‘) R0le Izn‘hungc Squaw. 33I 7080.

I Media I42 chlicld Sim-i. 5‘3 IIIINI. I Mercury Lounge I-IJ IIJih I.;inc. 348 I777.

I Privilege (N Ilnpc Sim-i.

304 533.?

I Queen Margaret Student Union 33 I'nm'i'xil} (iui‘dcnx. 33‘) 078-1.

I Beds. 375 Suiicliichgill Slim. “I

I655.

I Renfrew Ferry (INIL‘ I’Im‘t‘. .553 (Ihlllx

I Riverside Club I-‘m Sim-i. Sm 7387.

I Rocksy’s Basement M) .\‘m SIICLItlUIl SII'L‘CI. I’;II\IL‘\. .553 57‘”.

I The Shack I03 I’iII SI. 3‘33 7533,

I Soundhaus 47 II_\iIcp;IrI\ SII'L‘CI. III 4650.

I Sub Club 33 Jamaica Slrccl. 348 4000.

Summer's on The way.

GLASGOW FABEU LOUS

I know, preTTy soon The \ park' ll be full of wanksTers siTTing wiThouT a core in The world, Iorking and buying like common vagronTs.

You don'T need Silicone Soul To geT relief in The park

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lli‘Il‘i II~I\_\ \.-.i'.u::\:.-.l. .-.::\i ‘tzx .:i\~ I\’\\Il IIlIIh JIITI IIHIIM‘ f11.:\II .;p I Rude at \Ii-HII “pit: 1; “cu-‘3 \cu night «»I IIIIIk}. IIII'.\, .'..c\‘. III-iiw IIHII‘. tc~tllctth \3\'\ \‘.;:j. .17ItiI\\'T' ‘.\IIII .: \IIIJIICIIII; «'I Inhzl __‘1.c\1\ I o o a .II l li.'.'II\‘ IHpiii 1.1m Ircc \Mx'kli \c; I r:

I Toxic .:l I )I‘IIIIII I II‘III 1.:ii. I

“cckh \cu I:.:I\I in“ hula .:::\i :imini

III;_'III IIIIIII I«~\.:I III «II :I‘; ic;‘::!c( I.‘.‘.I\' \Inll.il. ll‘IlIItllltlIII\l|'\I\i1‘II\‘\I

Chart 61 Part;

I Peppermint Lounge .:i

I Tempus ( ‘I' \. 1<II\.IIITIIICII.:II \Iiccl. \CC .II‘U\ L‘

I 13th Note Swirling \im-i. _‘ 1: 3|"

I The Tunnel \1 \IlltIICII \um. .‘H: IIIIIII

I Trash III“ I’m \im-i. <".‘. 11"?

I vaUIt .33 ()Ilk'k'll \IICI‘I. .TIII 1I\‘I

I The Velvet Rooms if“ \m‘ III\‘II.III Sllt‘t‘l. 5;: IIH<<

I The Woodside Social Club 3“) \HIIII \\iIiHI\ILI\‘ I\’th\I I Yang M (Jun-II \Iiccl ,‘ 3\ \1\ 3

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EDINBURGH Pre-Club Venues: I Bam Ban on n" mum “who «h

iijiiii I Bar Union I“ 3% (1m. j,'.ilc. “‘ j".\II I Beluga 1w (Irwin-ix \IIccl, M31 INS

I The City Cafe III.m \IICI'I. .‘.‘iI III.‘5 I Cuba Norte I‘L‘ \Iniiiwii \Iiccl. .‘.‘I Him)

I eh1 III“ IIIin Slim-l. 33H 53

I The Human Be-ln 3 \ \\c\l (~II\\\\‘.|II\C\\.II\_ (\h: .\.\l\ll

I Iguana II I nihmn \im-i. .‘,‘n l_‘\\ I Magoo’s Basement \\i-\i I’UII. 33l l-l-Ix

I The Meadow Bar (Moo Bar) Iillt't'lt'llt’ll \Ilg‘cl. (lllﬂ (I‘lllﬁ

I The Outhouse Ilinuyhlun \Iiccl Innc. 53" (mm

I Oxygen I i Iniunuu \Iiccl. <<" um)“

I Pivo 3 Million Rum. 4*" N.“

I The POHd IiJIII I\’I>.I\I. ll)" I525

I PopRokit 3 I’itniil} I’I.i\c. 55“ I.‘”.‘ I 0 Bar 5 II I \‘IIII hllx'x‘l. 55" 55 *II

I Yo Below on RIM Sim-i. 33H min

Club Venues: I Berlin. I()iiccnslcii} \Iiccl I .mc. 10"

"ZIS. I Bongo I I \C\‘. \IICCI. 35“ ﬁlm. I Cavendish/Diva \M-q in“. 33c 3253.

'BART BUCKS' ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER

Yes, wiTh Their beer cans and Their hoccy sacs. When will The wanksTers realise They do noT own The pork. IT is a precious gifT which They are merely borrowmg

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I’c;“,\':::::::: I mzirgc II';‘Y‘;I 1.1m Ituc :1 \\;;}\'1\ \cc IIIii I Planet .:1( .1\\'TI\II\IIIII\.‘. I‘II‘ZI; 5.:11': i i Iic; \‘.III‘. \i‘..:;‘I.i\ .‘lII' \\ccki\ ( I‘..:Il.:l1\I ;\.;:'.\ \Iicii.iiiz:uziix I Subway West End .ii mm.“ \\\‘\I I iiil ‘piii ;.IIII l leuic "pm 11‘1.‘».1II¢I \\\\II\ \‘c IIIII I The Subway .ii \imxxm 1.1 \\\\II\ \‘c Iliii I Sugar Blue .Il \\ In \ni‘ I'II‘III ;.III‘. 15'11' .‘I \I.:\ (Ii.iiI. I\’\\II .IIIKI \I.I!I\\‘ .n lIi‘II .lI IIII\ iI1.~.IIII\ \III\I\’III\ III_:'III

‘\I~'.\ r:.,\I..:

‘g‘III Kizii

I Cabaret Voltaire in W IILTI: _‘_‘H n] ‘i. I C.C. Blooms .‘T «i. ~i : :l

I The Citrus ( IIIIIiII.I\ \IIch “33

I The Cocteau Lounge (Ego) I)I\.II\I\ III”. 2'\ 'lil

I The Commplexi I'IIIIIICh 1.:2 \ZII‘T'I, I x'IIII. 5“ VC.‘ I Ego I’:\.~.iil\ I’I.iu', 1'5 '1‘;

I El Barrio III: \\c\l I’HII, \w‘ I Eros/Elite I UIIIII.:III II.III\ l)IIII\l\-\. \llx'k'l .‘.\\ II‘I‘I

I The Establishment 1 \ymply \iicci. "H

I Gaia l\lII-’ \I.II‘I\’\ l\'i'.:\I .‘.“’ "’Vi I The Honeycomb I‘ I ‘ \hIiIn \HK'VI. '\ lii \\ in

I The Liquid Room in \ii inn... \im-i. I The Mambo Club \\i-\i Inlli um 11‘ {MI

I Massa (formerly Club Mercado) in “I \I.IIIM‘I \im-i. .‘.‘r~ If):

I Opal Lounge \I (mu-xi- \lli'cl.

.‘ 2 (iicciixiiIc I’I.:\ c,

I Opium 'l (mimic. .‘.‘\ \ W.‘

I Peppermint Lounge I.x ( ILmIIu-h

\III'i‘I. fig 33”"

I Po Na Na III‘ I l\.\l\'ll\ h \le'i'l. .‘.\(‘ .‘.‘.‘I

I Potterrow IIINH \qimc. mu ‘IIIM

I Prive Council 1‘ II.I|IH\\'I \im-i. .335 \.\II\

I Revolution ‘I I HIIII.III Ix’u.nI. 3.“)

I stUle 24I .lIII'II RILIII. T‘\ i“\

I The Subway ( Mugailc. 1‘va

I The Subway West End I nilmn Raul. IIIU"

I The Union IIcIinI \\.ill I Iiiwzxil}. Ix’I\\.iIluII.15I5“I

I The Venue ( 111m: I\’H.I\I. <<' WW

I The Wash lIIl' \ll‘llllll. 335 III”;

I The Watershed 11 \l \II‘IIIIVII \Ilt'k'l. fill 5“‘1

I The Wee Red Bar I \IIIIl‘lII‘,'II

('nIIcz'c I )I \II. | .IlIlhIi'II I’Imc. 33" I II.‘

I .‘ 1.! I II'IIL‘Ih \IICL'I. .‘.‘Il I.‘.‘Il

I I I (Ii'I'IZ'x‘ \le'x‘l, li,‘l

VII

...The coTTogers and dog walkers.

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