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What we’ve been talking about There’s one particular point in each year when we start thinking about how generally awful we are and what on earth we can do to change. Curiously, these so-called ‘resolutions’ always seem to come around the New Year mark. Maybe there’s a clue in the title. Below are some offerings which may or may not bite the dust come 4 Jan

To stop

defending comic books and accept that they are art

and someone

doesn’t get that. It’s their loss.

I shall tirelessly campaign for the dissolution of Post-it notes. They give me the

creeps.

I plan to watch my mouth: more listening,

less reaction. I’m a passionate lassie

but I know I can be a

mouthpiece.

Try and stress

less about everything and chill out

more.

Every year, it’s ‘tighten shit up’ in my life, in my

work, in my body, in my mind, in my health. Everything is still slightly

flabby.

My vow is to simply ignore any news story which

has ‘Trump’ in the headline.

To go somewhere new every month. Even if it was at the weekend just getting to another

part of the city that I hadn’t

been to before. It’s just nice to do something

different.

I always make it my resolution to finally learn how to drive. It’s been ten years since my first lesson and I’m still not

there yet. 

I will bear in mind at all times that John

Milton’s great tribute to debate, ‘I cannot praise a fugitive and cloistered virtue, unexercised and unbreathed, that never sallies out and sees her adversary, but slinks out of the race where that

immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and heat’, does not apply to comment sections.

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‘Learn how to do basic maths, you moron’. It’s time.

Every year, I resolve to spend less time reading comics and more time reading big books of philosophy. However,

Grant Morrison is a more interesting postmodern thinker than Foucault, so that lasts about six hours before I get The Invisibles

off the shelf and the History of Sexuality goes

back under the bed.

Join some sort of class and actually stick to it! I’ve left a trail of forgotten hobbies behind me from pole dancing to mindfulness. I guess I have commitment

issues.

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