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Do you

like things to get fairly intense?

NO

YES

With a magical twist?

YES

And swearing?

NO

How about music?

NO

YES

Movies then? YES

Does sci-fi suit you? YES

With themes

of lost civilisation?

YES Do you like Tom Hanks?

NO

Clubland? YES

With a post- apocalyptic vibe?

YES

NO

Then you must enjoy

a laugh?

YES

Do you like jokes involving

animals?

NO

YES

Specifi cally badgers?

CHRIS ADDISON What with The Thick of It now gone from our screens forever, the perennially youthful-looking Addison can return to his i rst love: telling jokes to roomfuls of drunken hecklers. Citizens Theatre, Glasgow, Wed 27 Mar; Edinburgh Festival Theatre, Sun 7 Apr. 20 THE LIST 24 Jan–21 Feb 2013