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BOB SERVANT, window cleaning kingpin and beneficiary of Dundee’s Cheeseburger Wars, turns Agony Uncle for The List

Bob, Where do you stand on the Edinburgh/Glasgow divide? Should we all live in one big melting pot (Cumbernauld) or would that lead to rivers of salt and sauce? Wee G, Finnieston Wee G, Asking me to choose between Glasgow and Edinburgh is like asking me to choose between Hitler and Mussolini (and I’d choose Mussolini who, for me, was really just ‘Diet Hitler’). I think you Glasgow and Edinburgh mobs are as bad as each other with your spiky hair, your top- end Ford Sierras and your ‘mañana, mañana’ attitudes. Get a real job. All the very best, Bob

Hi Bob Have the recent maritime disasters put you off ocean cruising? I hope not. Captain Georgio Shagger Captain Shagger, Thanks for getting in touch. I’ve always loved the sea and living in Broughty Ferry I can stare at it for hours. I suppose I think of the sea as a clever old man who has a few tricks up his sleeve, still knows how to have a good time and keeps a close eye on sharks. I suppose what I’m saying in a very clever way is that the sea reminds me of myself, and that’s no bad thing. Stay dry, Bob

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SAY LUVVIE LOVE-IN Re: The Marriage of Figaro (●●●●●, 695) The play was entertaining, witty and very funny. Fantastic performances all round. Comment posted by Mrs Manca, Edinburgh at list.co.uk

Re: South Pacific (●●●●●, 690) What a wonderful show! The set was beautiful and singers excellent. A thoroughly enjoyable evening out hit after hit! :)

Comment posted by Morvenna, Edinburgh at list.co.uk GRUFFALO GRUFFALO GRUFFALO . . . Re: Easter Days Out (695) Took my 2.5 year-old (who loves the book) to see The Gruffalo. Very disappointed. Minimal effort on costumes and set. Hopefully they will revise it to suit kids making the animals and Gruffalo actually recognisable, rather than being clever with jokes that adults will get but will go over the kids’ heads. The sound was also very poor so couldn’t really hear what was said even though we were in good seats in the stalls. Comment posted by smithgil, Edinburgh at list.co.uk

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WHAT SUMMER FESTIVAL ACTS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?

@lilmisstee CHIC & Nile Rogers. Singular reason to attend Rockness. Erm, and Tim Minchin & Beardyman too actually. Timothy McQuillian Primavera, scumbags!

Ruth Davie East Neuk Festival for me! It’s always sunny over there in Fife at the end of June! @martynyoung184 Orbital headlining Slam Tent at T is probably going to be my highlight of summer.

Beardyman @findlaynapier Really looking forward to @Insiderfestival, @BrewBog and @PerthshireAmber

hour hip hop festival in Dundee in May at The Doghouse.

@itsnotred The return of Codeine at @atpfestival & @mogwaiband’s @ATPIBYM at Alexandra Palace in London at the end of May. @KateSmart5 The Proclaimers and The Waterboys @HebCelt

María González SOS 4.8 festival in Murcia, Spain! @Jo_Caulfield ME!!!

Nathan Elias On the Rocks in St Andrews and Eye o the dug! Gordon Bell Sonar Sao Paulo!

Sean Rippedinpieces Mulholland If all else fails there’s a 12- Check out the next issue of The List for our summer festivals guide.

2 THE LIST 26 Apr-24 May 2012

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