First&Last The eminent psychologist is appearing at no less than nine events at the Edinburgh International Science Festival. He also quite likes Jet from Gladiators . . .
Last time you exploited your position to get something How very dare you. First job Stacking the toilet roll aisle at Sainsbury’s in Luton.
First time you realised you were famous When someone came up to me and told me how much they loved my book I Can Change Your Life in 7 Days. Unfortunately, that was written by Paul McKenna.
Last person you fantasised about Jet from Gladiators. First word you spoke Boo.
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Last time someone criticised your work Probably a few seconds ago on the web
somewhere.
Last crime you committed How very dare you. I had a train ticket to Waverley but went through to Haymarket. I know, mad.
First three words your friends would use to describe you Bright, funny, modest. First song at your (potential) wedding ‘Another One Bites the Dust’.
Last time you made an impulse buy and
regretted it A Caramac bar. I am sure they were yummy when I was a kid.
First concert you ever attended Hmmm . . . Not been to many but I saw Queen at the Milton Keynes Bowl in my teens. They arrived in a helicopter.
Last song at your funeral ‘Another One Bites the Dust’. First person you’d thank in an awards acceptance speech Mr Ben (long story).
Last thing you recommended to someone Illegal Jacks on Lothian Road. Ace burritos.
First thing you think of when you
wake up in the morning I wonder who has emailed me
during the night.
Last time you bought someone flowers A few months ago for Mother’s day. Had I waited 24 hours I could have saved £3.
First object you’d save from your burning home My house insurance policy. Failing that, my laptop. Last funny thing you saw online I just saw a video of a dog dreaming. At the end of the video the dog falls off a settee. That was quite funny.
Last thing you think of before
you go to sleep
I wonder who will email me during the night.
■ Richard Wiseman’s Beginners Guide To . . . lecture series takes place at the National Museum of Scotland, Edinburgh, Wed 11–Fri 13 Apr. For full listings
of his other events, see list.co.uk.
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First record you ever bought Meatloaf’s ‘Bat Out Of Hell’.
Last extravagant purchase you made A lovely leather suitcase from Lilies & Dreams in Stockbridge. I have a thing for luggage. First film you saw that really moved Bambi. Loved that it looked so wonderful, yet was dark and unpredictable.
Last lie you told The previous answer. First movie you went on a date to Scorsese’s After Hours. Ironically, we went to an afternoon showing.
Last time you cried With laughter, last month, listening to an old Derek and Clive recording First thing you do when you’ve got time off work Play Temple Run on my iPad. 3,256,785. I thank you.
Last great meal you cooked I don’t cook, so it would have been fish fingers in pitta bread with just a hint of carbon.
First crush Jet from Gladiators.
Last book you read Steve Martin’s Born Standing Up. Great account of his rise to stardom and subsequent disillusionment with comedy industry. First great piece of advice you were given Never criticise a person. It is one of the rules in Dale Carnegie’s How To Win Friends And Influence People. I read that book when I was 8 and still think it is one of the best psychology books out there.
Last time you were star struck I saw Jackie Mason live a few weeks ago. He is in his 70s and still very charismatic. First thing you’d do if you ran the country Cancel the Edinburgh tram project, put the roads back and hope everyone would forget it ever happened.
Last meal on earth – what would it be Easy. Sushi. Lots of it. Love the stuff.
First song you’ll sing at karaoke I am a terrible singer, but a big fan of accuracy, so would probably go with the Carpenter’s ‘We’ve Only Just Begun’. 6 THE LIST 29 Mar–26 Apr 2012