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Events are listed by city, day, type then alphabetically by name. Submit listings at least 16 days before publication to david.pollock@list.co.uk. Glasgow listings are compiled by David Pollock. ✽✽ Indicates Hitlist entry

Glasgow Thursday

Monthly & One-Offs Boom Boom at Nice’n’Sleazy. 5 Jan, 11.30pm–3am. £3. Club night. Freaky Freaky at Nice’n’Sleazy. 12 Jan, 11.30pm–3am. £3. Club night. The Rev Up at Nice’n’Sleazy. 19 Jan, 11.30pm–3am. £3. New rockabilly night, with Aaron (All Tore Up). Includes entry to Mixed Bizness. Danse Macabre at Nice’n’Sleazy. 26 Jan, 11pm–3am. £3. DJs Pasta and Catnip spin old-school goth rock and classic disco, along with Italo, sleazy synthpop and the best alternative rock tracks the 80s had to offer. Weekly BeastMoves at Chambre 69. Weekly 11pm–3am. £tbc. A soundtrack of house, techno and funky, bassy tunes that won’t be hard on your wallet. Bitter Glitter at the Polo Lounge. Weekly 11pm–3am. £3. Madame S (Utter Gutter) and Fraser Bone (Lock Up Your Daughters) with a weekly party, playing a mix of homo-disco, electronic treats, jackin’ house and tech beats. Dirty Sexy Money at O’Couture. Weekly 11pm–3am. £tbc (free for students before midnight). That Tall Guy Scott plays cheese, pop and R&B. Eureka at Bamboo. Weekly 11pm–3am. £4 (free with a matric card). Rock, indie, dance and hip hop. FREE Feel My Bicep at Flat 0/1. Weekly 11pm–3am. 80s sleaze, analogue funk, old school house, disco flexx and sweat on the walls. FREE Ready Ready at Classic Grand. Weekly 11pm–3am. Hip hop and R&B from DJ Cool Master. Rubbermensch and Jellybaby at O2 ABC2. Weekly 11pm–3am. £4. A night for indie lovers with Andy Wilson in charge. Rumble Thursdays at the Garage. Weekly 11pm–3am. Free before 11.30pm; £5 (£3) after. Chart, pop, indie, R&B and hip hop fight it out for your aural affections. Skint at the Viper Bar & Club. Weekly 9pm–2am. Free before 11pm; £5 (£3 students) after. Stephen Foy plays indie dancefloor anthems, pop hits and classic house. Skint and Vengeance at the Cathouse. Weekly 11pm–3am. £3 (£2 students). DJs Billy and Colin play rock, emo and pop-punk in the main room, while DJ Q Ball has black metal, death metal and thrash in the back. Sol’s Club at Sol’s Club. Weekly 10pm–3am. £5. Bollywood, Latin, Afro- Caribbean and reggae club nights. Soul Glo at the Buff Club. Weekly 11pm–3am. £3. DJ Snafu scratches funk, soul and old rhythm and blues. Sub Thursday at the Sub Club. Weekly 11pm–3am. Free before midnight; £tbc after. Some of the city’s best DJs and producers man the decks, including Bunty, Noface, Homebass DJs, Floyd, Foley and more. Thursdays 520 at Club 520. Weekly 11pm–3am. £5 (students £4). Mungo’s Hi Fi and Bunty Beats playing reggae, dancehall and hip hop. Also featuring rotating monthly guests Mixed Bizness, Sleaze Records, Mix Kings and Djamba in the back room. Zipper at Stairway Club. Weekly 5pm–3am. Free before 10pm; £5 after. Classic rock’n’roll including Rolling Stones, Hendrix, The Who and Muddy Waters. With live bands.

Glasgow Friday Monthly & One-Offs Animal Farm at the Sub Club. 6 Jan, 11pm–3am. £5 before midnight; £10 after. A semi-regular house and techno party from the Animal Farm team. With a live set from Sandwell District. FREE Bears in the Underground at Underground Glasgow. 6 Jan, 9pm–1am. The BearScots night for Glasgow gents in search of a little furry company. Blitz! at the Flying Duck. 6 Jan, 11pm–3am. £3. Homo and hetero fun, playing new romantic, new wave, alt pop and indie dance hits. David Barbarossa’s Thing at Nice’n’Sleazy. 6 Jan, 11.30pm–3am. £3. Barbarossa, one of the leading DJs on Glasgow’s scene brings his new night to Sleazy’s. FREE Directions at the Admiral. 6 Jan, 10pm–1am. A mix of musical genres from northern soul to post punk via beats and breaks to dub reggae, with resident DJs Stevie, Andy and Paul. Soulful Allsorts at Blackfriars. 6 Jan, 10pm–3am. £5. Northern soul, R&B and Motown club night from the Subcity radio show of the same name. Sweat at Hummingbird. 6 Jan, 11pm–3am. £tbc. Disco debauchery with Shock and D-Rex. FREE 48K Presents Trip II the Moon at Burbank Bowling Club. 13 Jan, 8pm–midnight. Relive the ‘92 era of dance music history when breakbeats come to the fore, with DJs Martee Pello, Jimmee Summerville, Stu-Bo and Shandi Thom, and visuals by YUVA and Konx- om-Pax. Capacity limited to 60, arrive early to avoid disappointment. ‘No eejits!’ ✽✽ Future Thoughts at the Flying Duck. 13 Jan, 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Retro-future psychedelic sounds with guest DJs Wolf People following their show at Stereo, their tour DJ Rich Hero, Holly & Sarah (EWO) and Craig Reece (Starla Records). Kino Fist at Nice’n’Sleazy. 13 Jan, 11.30pm–3am. £3. Night of cross-genre delights, new wave, Krautrock, spiky pop and freak beat from Charlotte and Rafla. ✽✽ La Roche Rumba at Maggie May’s. 13 Jan, 10pm–3am. £6. The usual funked up, down and dirty mixed bag of sounds from Rumba DJs Slim Jim and Vince D. Now launching at Maggie May’s in the Merchant City, with a live appearance from A Band Called Quinn. Argonaut Sounds at Blackfriars. 20 Jan, 11pm–3am. £3. The Argonaut soundsystem returns playing reggae, dancehall and dub. The first date of Argonaut’s tenth year. Bad News at the Arches. 20 Jan, 11pm–3am. £tbc. The team behind i AM bring a new night celebrating soundsystem culture to Glasgow, playing hip hop, garage, dubstep, reggae and drum & bass. With a resident 26kW wall of sound supplied by Electrikal Sound System and a fresh graffiti wall created live for each event. With guests Zed Bias, Loefah, Girl Unit and Phaeleh. Lock Up Your Daughters at the Flying Duck. 20 Jan, 11pm–3am. £4–£5. Ass-shaking session from the LUYD fanzine pitched as ‘a response to the boredom and brain dead stagnation that plagues modern gay culture’, with residents DJ Suezz, Lock Up Your DJs and Skeleton Boy. Northern soul, Motown, psych, ska and mod special with DJs Jamo, Rio and Spill. Thunder Disco Club/Neo Noir Double Feature at Nice’n’Sleazy. 20 Jan, 11pm–3am. £3. Dark Italo, house & techno, 80s soundtracks, neo-noir special effects and visuals spread over two dates. Black Tent at Nice’n’Sleazy. 27 Jan, 11.30pm–3am. £3. Errors and Rock Action DJs playing indie, house and techno and all genres in between. ✽✽ La Cheetah Presents at La Cheetah. 27 Jan, 11pm–3am. £12 (£10 earlybird). One of Glasgow’s most

bangin’ basements selects a guest for your approval. With extremely special guest Matthew Herbert. Friday Street at Blackfriars. 27 Jan, 10pm–3am. £5. Classic mod sounds, 60s psych and northern soul at Scotland’s premier mod club, with regular DJs Mikey Collins and Paul Molloy. ✽✽ How’s Your Party? at the Sub Club. 27 Jan, 11pm–3am. £10. Funky, dubstep, bassline and more at this well-respected party, with resident Boom Monk Ben. With The 2 Bears (Southern Fried) and a live set from Disclosure. Pinup Nights at the Flying Duck. 27 Jan, 9pm–3am. £tbc. Glasgow’s biggest indie night, with regular local, national and international guest DJs and live bands representing the best of Glasgow’s scene. This month it’s space and sci-fi themed action with special guest DJ tbc, Nevada Base live and Edinburgh quiz It’s Funtime presenting a ‘sci-fi special’ in the kitchen. Pressure at the Arches. 27 Jan, 11pm–3am. £tbc. More techno action from Slam at their monthly residency, featuring some big-name guests. Line-up to be confirmed. FREE Stephanie Valentine presents at Bennets Glasgow. 27 Jan, 10pm–3am. Monthly theme parties with drag icon Stephanie Valentine. Weekly Audiofilth at Common. Weekly 9pm–3am. Free before 11pm; £7 (£5 students) after. Filthy house, electro, hip hop and indie. Ballbreaker and Vice at the Cathouse. Weekly 10.30pm–3am. £5 (£4). Rock, metal, emo and even hip hop over two floors. Canvas at Arta. Weekly 11pm–3am. Free before 11pm; £5 after. Live bands plus DJs Martin Black (Fri) and Norman Robinson (Sat) playing funk and party classics. Damnation at Classic Grand. Weekly 10.30pm–3am. £5 (students Free). Rock, metal, punk and emo. Famous at Kushion. Weekly 4pm–3am. Free before 11pm; £7 (£5 students) after. Indie, electro, house and hip hop. Lip Service at FHQ. Weekly 6pm–3am. £tbc. Long-running lesbian club night with a focus on all things sensual. Includes facepainting, dressing- up box, spin the bottle booths and a ‘sexual postbox’. Ooh-er. Music For Pleasure at Bamboo. Weekly 10pm–3am. Free before midnight with a matric card; £5 after. Gavin Sommerville, Gerry Lyons and Andy Wilson play R&B, hip hop, house and pop. NOW Fridays at Òran Mór. Weekly 11pm–3am. £6 (students £4). Chart, R&B, house and electro from Dave M. Old Skool at the Buff Club. Weekly 11pm–3am. £6; £3 entry through the Butterfly & Pig. Funk, soul and disco from DJs Craig Thompson, Jack and Gordie. FREE Only Fools and House at Flat 0/1. Weekly 11pm–3am. A fine selection of New York and Chicago house, cosmic Italo disco and classic 80s electro. Propaganda at O2 ABC. Weekly 10.30pm–3am. £4. Indie Friday nighter. Riot Radio at Maggie May’s. Weekly 11pm–3am. £5. DJ Dan South presents indie rock’n’roll from the 60s to the present day. Sound at Club 520. Weekly 11pm–3am. £6 (£5). A collection of some of the finest DJs in Glasgow and beyond, with Derizen playing bass influenced party sets in T1 and the house sound of Biba Nights in T4. Tardis at Stairway Club. Weekly 5pm–3am. Free before 10pm; £5 after. Northern soul, classic indie tracks and more from Gavin Dunbar (Camera Obscura), featuring live music. United Nations of Dance at the Tunnel. Weekly 11pm–3am. £8. Clubland anthems, hip hop and R&B from the residents.

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Witch House aka Haunted House or Drag, proper noun: usually down-tempo to mid-tempo (80-120 bpm), dark, syrupy fusion of hip hop with goth, industrial, noise, drone and/or shoegaze elements. Main practitioners also favour the use of occult symbols apparently in a bid to maintain mystique and underground status

ORIGINS Allegedly started, tongue-firmly-in-cheek, by Denver’s Travis Egedy, aka Pictureplane, and Jonathan Coward, aka Shams, describing the occult-based house music they made, the idea grew in popularity following an interview with Egedy in US indie bible Pitchfork. He included his best Witch House artists for 2009 and mockingly claimed that 2010 would be ‘straight up witchy’. The term consequently became an internet meme and soon it was the subject of a feature in The New York Times. Since then, many acts formerly perceived as forming part of the ‘scene’ and critics have dissed it as a gimmick and/or a joke, including Egedy himself, who seems at once baffled and excited by the internet monster he spawned. KEY FIGURES Michigan’s Salem, Brooklyn’s White Ring, San Francisco’s oOoOO and Pennsylvania’s Balam Acab have all become associated with the term, alongside Mater Suspiria Vision, NYC’s Creep and Fostercare. 20jazzfunkgreats’ Tri Angle label, Disaro Records and Aural Sects are prime label movers, while Arizona gothic popstrel Zola Jesus and Swedish electro star Fever Ray have been identified as mainstream influences. (hobbesmusic.co.uk) Thanks to Bram Gieben, aka Texture (Witch House’s Scottish champion) for his help researching this feature.

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