GREAT THINGS TO DO IN GLASGOW AND BEYOND

OUTSIDE THE FESTIVALS THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (COME ON, YOU MUST KNOW WHAT IT IS BY NOW) DIRECTOR INTERVIEW ON PAGE 103

Prepare to have your tender backsides kicked as, outside the festivals this week, we're going toe-to-toe with the tough guys of The Expendables and asking whether it's really time for a revival of the 80s hard man on page 92. Plus, we run down the names of those stars who didn't quite make it into the cast on page 94 (better luck next time Seagal, you bizarre-looking man mountain). In food, chef Dominic Jack is rolling out a sister restaurant to The Kitchin, Castle Terrace, on page 91; read about a thoughtful walking tour of a forgotten space in Glasgow on page 97; there's an interview with the director of horror feature The Human Centipede, Tom Six, on page 103; and lastly an intriguing exhibition of found objects is previewed on page 124.