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Tony Parsons makes a Fé‘é’ééf'f‘eé' 209 céékef‘ wicked bowl of porridge ' ‘ ' 1 ' ' and is an old romantic at heart, yet he has never knowingly been chatted up. Here he talks about fame, his first ever crush, the things that make him cry and wearing obscene jeans Fast beekyéu "ff'f" I
First crush
First record you ever bought ‘ ' I ;' ‘ ' " " " First great piece of advice you were given
Last time you were chatted up ' r ' v - -n -
Last time you were starstruck
First film you saw that really moved you ' ' ' ' First thing you’d do if you ran the country
Last lie you told " ' ' ' ' ‘ ' Last time you exploited your Last time you bought someone
Last meal on earth - what position flowers
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First movie you ever took a : . '* '
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First song you’d sing at were famous Last time you cried karaoke " - ' '- First thing you think of when 1' mm: 2‘ ': iv: l‘xf' .:.E .i .:' ' youwakeupinthemorning
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First concert you ever attended
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