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As its former Controller of Arts and Entertainment and current Director of Nations and Regions, Stuart Cosgrove has played a big part in Channel 4's success over 25 years. Here, he chats about Sri Lanka, soul and St Johnstone
Which time in history would you love to have lived?
Your house is on fire, loved ones and pets are safe. You have a chance to go and retrieve one thing: what would it be?
What was the last thing you stole?
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The first Countdown conundrum was unveiled on Guy Fawkes Day in 1982. Here we look at some magical moments in Channel 4’s history
I Jools Holland uttering the immortal words ‘groovy fuckers' during a live teatime trailer for The Tube. The tabloids spat blood and the show was taken off the air for three weeks.
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I The excruciating tension as Rod Hull, Emu and Snoop Dogg confronted one another on The Word. Eventually the Aussie animal took a snap at Snoop for reading porn. I When it comes to unscripted drunken appearances on Ca. Oliver Reed surely tottered up the finest. The winner is a cross between his staggering rendition of ‘Wild Thing' on
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You could quit your job and start afresh tomorrow with the skills to do something completely new. What would it be?
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Do gentlemen prefer blondes?
When did you last cry?
What's your biggest regret?
All-time favourite sitcom?
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I The lesbian kiss, incest, rape and ‘body under the patio’ storylines on the legendary Brookside may have gained Phil Redmond his fair share of column inches but for pure entertainment. the Grumpy Old Men duo of Harry Cross and Ralph Hardwick was hard to beat.
I Derren Brown nearly shooting blanks into his head on Russian Routette.
I Chris Morris for stomach- churning hilarity in Brass Eye and the mind-warping mayhem of Jam.
I ‘lt’s not good enough to slap on a warning symbol and then indulge in sadistic madness,’ raved Mary Whitehouse after the showing of Red Triangle cannibal drama Themroc. I The Sopranos for quite Obviously being the best thing on TV ever.