I DeathltilMOOO at Fury Murry's.

1 1pm—3am. £4. 26 May. Monthly. According to Deathkill. ‘Vile lmbeciles are Andy Huxley's (ex of 80s Matchbox B-Line Disaster) new band and are like some sort of diseased Beefheart/Waits nightmare. ie: genius.‘ Who are we to argue?

>E< Deviant Behaviour at Soundhaus. llpm-4am. £14 (£12). 26 May. Old Skool and electro from Egyptian Lover. Jamie Jupiter and Luke Eargoggle.

I Divine at the Glasgow School of An. 1 lpm—3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. Glasgow‘s longest-running club residence. Expect a unique blend of soul. funk. ska and psych dug deep from the Divine sound archives. I Glamorama at Boho. 9.30pm—3am. £8. Weekly. Resident Lil Rich playing a mix of 90s house. 80s classics. R&B and big chart songs for your pleasure.

I Guru Saturdays at Guru.

1 lpm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Grahame Ferguson plays a mix of rock‘n'roll while Robin keeps it funky with eclectic electric and alternative 80s rotating in room three.

I Hanoi Rocks at Firewater. 9pm—3am. Free before £10.30pm; £3 (£2) after. Weekly. DJs Joe Smith and Craig Wilson play indie from past and present to a discerning music crowd.

I Homegrown at Bamboo. l().3()pm—3am. £8 (£6). Weekly. Stevie Sole plays a funky. soulful house set with Miguel playing R&B and Dominic Martin supplying the funk and jazz.

I Inside Out at the Arches. 1()pm—3am. £16. 26 May. Monthly. It‘s been resident at the Arches since 1996 and is still going strong. Inside Out is dance at its hardest. This month Yoji Biohemanika and Dogzilla rock the

I Kaput! at the Admiral. l [pm—3am. £4. 2 Jun. Monthly. New-wave. krautrock. rock‘n‘roll. psyche-out. indie and soundtrack.

I Karbon Saturdays at Karbon. 10.30pm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. R&B. hip hop and soulful funk from this night at the new city centre venue.

I Melting Pot at the Admiral. 11pm-3am. £10. 26 May. Monthy. All things disco with residents Andrew Pirie and Simon Cordiner plus guest Gerard (Tangent) in room one and Emergency DJs in room 2.

I The Mix Element at Strathclyde Students‘ Union. 1()pm-3am. £3. Weekly. Glasgow‘s first ever student Asian music night. an eclectic mix of bhangra. hip hop. Bollywood and R&B with DJs Bobby B and Jay Jagpal. and Shandy.

I Off The Record 3. Animal Farm at Soundhaus. l lpm—4am. £10 (£8). 2 Jun. Monthly. House. techno. electro. breaks. hip hop and drum & bass as Off The Record bring the Animal Farm crew in as co-residents. This month Mark Henning unleashes his own brand of jackin‘ house to the masses.

I Shhh at secret location somewhere in Glasgow. 2 Jun. Sonny Marvello and guests The Amphetameanies play at an undisclosed location. Check out www.myspace.com/shhhnights. See preview. page 27.

I Sound The Alarm at Blackfriars.

l 1pm—3am. £7. 26 May. Monthly. Tetine (live) (Kute Bash / Slum Dunk / Soul Jazz Records) with support from resident DJs Roborovski and Heseltine. I Subculture at the Sub Club. llpm—3am. £10 (£5 before midnight). Weekly. Harri and Domenic‘s established house institute continues to reign supreme. A weekly snapshot of the ever-evolving house blueprint.

I Superfly at Woodside Social Club. 1()pm—2am. £5. 2 Jun. Fortnightly. Duncan and Ian provide a sweltering mix of music and mayhem. rolling together a choice blend of sweet soul. sexy-asscd funk. 60s psyche rock. hip hop. post punk and new releases.

I Tipsy at Silver. 1()pm—3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. R&B. hip hop and dancehall every week.

I Un-Scene at Bar Bloc. l lpm—3am. Free. 26 May. Monthly. Zdarr Deejay plays a mix of sounds at this monthly residency.

I Violate at Big Joint. 8pm—2am. tbc. 2 Jun. Monthly. Fetish club with music from DJ Loveless.

Glasgow Sundays

Club

I Discobadger at Bamboo. lOpm—3am. £5. Weekly. Dominic Martin. DJ Kash and Mash do the biz every week.

I Dress Up Night at the Cathouse.

l lpm—3am. £4. 27 May. Another themed night from the Catty. Glam rock and party frocks at the ready as Naughty Nicola plays rock all night.

I Mn2s at Byblos. 1()pm—3am. tbc. 27 May. CJ Macintosh and Seamus Haji take to the decks at Byblos.

I Munday Sux at Guru. 1 lpm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. What more can you say? The final drink and dance on a Sunday before you get back to normal on Monday. Lots of drinks promos.

I Mytunes at Firewater. 9pm—3am. Free before £10.30pm; £3 (£2) after. Weekly. The punter plays at being DJ as XFM's Fraser Thomson and Fanboy ask all to bring two of their favourite tracks on CD which they will play at some point during the night.

I Obscenester at Classic Grand.

1 lpm—3am. £3. Weekly. New Sunday nighter with a playlist that encompasses indie. post punk. electro and 60s treats.

I Optimo (Espacio) at the Sub Club.

1 lpm—3am. £8 (£7). Weekly. Let‘s get this party started: music. dancing. lights and live acts. Say ‘yes' to another night of excess. presented by JD Twitch and JG Wilkes. Techno pop from San Francisco based Tim Curry (3 Jun) aka Safety Scissors.

I Sex in the City Boho Party at Boho. 9.30pm—3am. £6 (£3). 27 May. Bring your i-pod and be one of the glam DJs for this top class party.

I Tricky Disco at Karbon. l lpm—3am. £5. Weekly. Sunday night fun from Jon Mancini (Colours) and Kris Keegan with old and new dance tunes while Miguel and Shuffle take you on a R&B and hip hop trip.

>11 The Wee Chill at Glasgow Science Centre. 6.30pm—lam. £22. 27 May. New venue and biggest party yet with a line- up including Masters at Work. DJ First Rate and The Bays across five stages. See preview. page 28.

I Xpress at Guru. lOpm—3am. £6 (£4). 27 May. More top house tunes from Scotland and beyond. Mickey Slim and Paul Thomas guest.

Glasgow Mondays

Club

I Burn at the Buff. 1 lpm—3am. £5 (Free with trade wage slip). Weekly. Monday night camage with Nonnski. Zeus and Mash playing a very mixed bag of tunes at this legendary Monday night shindig. I Funked Up at Guru. 1 lpm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Euan and Dave of Killer Kitsch rock this new venue.

I Happy Mondays at Firewater. 9pm—3am. Free before £10.30pm; £3 (£2) after. Weekly. Firewater is now open seven nights a week with a club every night. Mondays are indie. punk and rock- inspired with resident Firewater DJs and drinks promos.

I Passionality at Byblos.

l 1.3()pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Pleasing chartistry from DJ Shawn Roberts. resuscitating the weekend for the gay/mixed crowd. Note new venue.

I Poptimism/Roclttimlsm at the Garage. 1 lpm—3am. £4 (Free). Weekly. Does exactly what it says on the tin. A healthy dose of pop and rock for mid- week party people.

I We Hate Mondays at Bamboo. 1()pm—4am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Toast plays a musical melting pot of all things good in electro. rock. pop and party tunes.

Glasgow Tuesdays

Club

I All Mod Cons at Firewater. 9pm—3am. Free before £10.30pm; £3 (£2) after. Weekly. DJ Dave Stone spins Motown and Northem soul plus a few

1 curve balls thrown in for good measure.

GLASGOW

Club venues

I ABC

300 Sauchiehall Street. 332 2232. This gig venue turns into a massive club night all through the weekend with a mix of indie crossover tracks and freeforrn mixing.

I The Arches

Argyle Street. 0870 240 7528. Probably the biggest venue in Glasgow and home to big names such as Colours. Death Disco and Pressure as well as a few underground treats. See listings for details.

I Bamboo

51 West Regent Street. 332 1067. A musical programme that takes in modern soul and funky house makes this a favourite venue. Homegrown and Discobadger are usually packed to the rafters. I Barfly

260 Clyde Street. 221 0414. A great club for those who like rock'n'roll. Funhouse on a Friday is always a good bet. See listings for selected highlights. I Belo

Royal Exchange Square. 204 0101. Bump and grind your weekend

away at this massively popular. subterranean R&B club.

I Soho

59 Dumbarton Road. 357 6644. Host to Music Saves Sunday and their XFM based roster.

I The Bull Club

142 Bath Lane, 248 1777. A number of fine nights take place at this upstairs-downstairs venue like the great Killer Kitsch on Tuesdays and Burn each Monday. See listings for details.

I Carling Academy 121 Eglinton Street. 08700 771 2000. Host to big one-off parties from Club Noir to Back to The Future. See listings for details.

I Carnival Arts Centre

2nd Floor. 34 Albion Street. 946 6193. Occasional club nights with often ethnic themes at this Merchant City haunt

I The Cathouse

15 Union Street. 248 6606. The most popular nu-metal and goth club in the city - just check out those queues to get in over the weekend.

I CCA

350 Sauchiehall Street. 352 4900. Art space that throws the occasional one off special club

event. See listings for details.

I Classic Grand

18 Jamaica Street. 847 0820. New venue with regular clubs and live music including Club Olum and Porno.

I Club Living

69 Nelson Mandela Place. 248 7333. New venue with a full complement of rockin’ late evening to early morning weekend sessions.

I Club 89

40 New Sneddon Street. 552 5791. It's experimental and funky techno all the way at this great venue. The guys from Rub-a-Dub are in charge musically. See listings for details.

I Corinthian

Ingram Street. 552 1101. Upper-crust clubbing for those who like to spend, spend. spend. Smart clothes are a prerequisite over the weekend.

I Crib

375 Sauchiehall Street. 333 9919. Glasgow's only dedicated Urban and R&B venue. If you’re looking for R&B. dancehall. soul, grime and hip hop then this is the place.

I Cube

34 Queen Street. 226 8990. Clubs hardly come

more popular than this. A massive clientele and a funky soundtrack characterises the Cube weekend presentation. I The Ferry Anderston Quay. the Broomielaw. 553 0606. This floating venue on the Clyde plays host to various one~off nights. and the genius monthly that is VEGAS! See listings for details.

I Fury Mury's

96 Maxwell Street. 221 6511. No pretensions - just pure partying at this classic venue down near the Clyde.

I The Garage

490 Sauchiehall Street. 332 1120. Classic student venue playing perhaps the most obvious party tunes. See listings for selected highlights.

I Glasgow School of Art

167 Renfrew Street. 332 0691. Record Playerz (on Thursday) and Divine (on Saturday) every week make this student venue always a winner. See listings for details.

I Guru

520 Sauchiehall Street. 332 0755. indie. pop. electro. rock'n'roll across four rooms at this new venue. See listings for details.

I The Hold

The Admiral Bar. 72 Waterloo Street. 221 7705. A great new venue that has just managed to get a new 3am licence. I Karbon

4 Buchanan Street. Springfield Court. 221 8099. Relatively new club with a mix of nights. Student night TIT is always full with Electroball Fridays giving it a bit more of an edge. I Oran Mor

Byres Road. 0870 0132 652. Huge Gaelic-style venue in the West End that plays host to the funk and jazz celebration that is the N00 Groove. See listings for details. I Polo Lounge

Wilson Street. 553 1221. The gay community of Glasgow votes with its feet every weekend. making this the most popular club of its kind in the city.

I Gueen Margaret Union

University Gardens. 339 9784. Various club and club-orientated gigs occur at this student debauchery emporium. See listings for details.

I Riverside Club

Fox Street, 569 7287. Home to Glasgow's only queer alternative Utter Gutter and disco den Melting Pot, this small

social club is an epicentre of cool. See listings for details.

I Soundhaus Hydepark Street. 221 4659. House. techno and live venue with Off The Record & DEFF and Monox every month. See listings for details.

I Sub Club

Jamaica Street. 248 4600. The best club in Glasgow? Optimo Sundays and Subculture Saturdays seem to corroborate the claim. See listings for details. I The Tunnel

84 Mitchell Street. 204 1000. A venue famous for its well-dressed crowd and popularity. Dance tunes dominate the weekend. of course. See listings for selected highlights.

I Universal

157 Sauchiehall Lane. 332 8899. This smart venue hosts drum 8 bass and laid back club nights. making it a varied space in which to relax. See listings for details.

I Woodside Social 329 North Woodside Road. 337 1643. A selection of indie and mod clubs make up the monthly programme at this charming west end institution. See listings for details.

30 THE LIST 24 May—7 Jun 2007