time to The Loft (upstairs but for tonight quite separate from Fury Murry’s) with a live Fake Fang club debut.
I Dirty Record: at Glasgow University Union. l()pm-2am. £3 (£2—free). Weekly. Paul N'Jie (XFM) gets behind the decks to deliver a selection of R&B. hip hop. soul and disco. Open Dex is for up-and- coming DJs and runs weekly downstairs in Deep 6. after a free DJ workshop (from 8pm).
I Divine at the Glasgow School of Art.
I lpm—3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. Glasgow‘s longest-running club residence. Expect a unique blend of soul. funk. ska and psych dug deep from the Divine sound archives. I Guru Saturdays at Guru. 1 lpm—3am. £7 (£5 ). Weekly. Grahame Ferguson plays a mix of rock’n'roll while Robin keeps it funky with eclectic electric and alternative 80s rotating in room three.
I Hanoi Rocks at Firewater. 9pm—3am. Free before £1().3()pm: £3 (£2) after. Weekly. DJs Joe Smith and Craig Wilson play indie from past and present to a discerning music crowd.
I Home Cookin’ at Be-lo. 9pm—3am. £7 (free). Weekly. Stewart McCallum and Joe Higgins with urban and 80s soul.
I Homegrown at Bamboo. l().3()pm—3am. £8 (£6). Weekly. Stevie Sole plays a funky. soulful house set with Miguel playing R&B and Dominic Martin supplying the funk and jazz.
I I Love the Garage Saturdays at the Garage. l().3()pm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Brian McMaster plays all your favourite classics in the main hall while Kenny soars through alternative indie and retro classics in the Attic.
I Inside Out at the Arches. l()pm—3am. £tbc. 3l Mar. It's been resident at the Arches since I996 and is still going strong. Inside Out is dance at its hardest. This month Mauro Picotto. Judge Jules. Toca Disco — and that‘s just for starters. I Karbon Saturdays at Karbon. l().3()pm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. R&B. hip hop and soulful funk from this new night at the new city centre venue.
I Lust for Life at ABC. 1 lpm-3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. DJ Gerry Lyons is your man on Saturdays playing everything from disco to indie and thundering rock in the tnain space. Downstairs. David Sinclair (Killer Kitsch) plays an eclectic mix.
>3: Melting Pot at the Admiral. llpm—3am. £l(). 3] Mar. It‘s the sixth birthday and the Potters welcome special guest DJ Cosmo (The Loft/Bitches Brew) and a live set from Wilson Tan in the newly afforded back room.
I The Mix Element at Strathclyde Student‘s Union. l()pm—3am. £3. Weekly. Glasgow‘s first ever student Asian music night. an eclectic mix of bhangra. hip hop. Bollywood and R&B with DJs Bobby B and Jay Jagpal. and Shandy.
I Notekno at Underworld. 1 lpm—3am. £l. Weekly. New night playing the likes of C38. The Smiths and David Bowie to name but a few. Look out for regular album launch giveaways and guest DJs sharing the stage with resident songsmith Steph.
I OH The Record & Animal Farm at Soundhaus. l lpm—4am. £8—£7. 7 Apr. House. techno. electro. breaks. hip hop and drum & bass as Off The Record bring the Animal Farm crew in as co-residents. Tonight their championing the locals with appearances from John Virtue. Bopstag. De-fault. I Am Blip. Sensu and 2 Manky DJs in the basement.
>i< Ooft at the Ivy. 9pm-2am. £5. 3| Mar. Buckley (Made To Play/Back To Basics) joins the Ooh crew for a night of all things house. Part of the Ivy Weekender. I Porno at Classic Grand. 9.30pm—3am. £6. Weekly. New regular Saturday night with DJs and live bands.
I Purple Sneaker at Classic Grand.
l lpm—3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. The Classic Grand re-launches its Saturday nights with a new set of residents at this new electro/techno night with Mehdi & Anima (Cotton Cake/Anima Recordings) and Jamie Young (Cotton Cake).
>i< Subculture at the Sub Club.
| lpm—3am. £l(). Weekly. Harri and
Ibiza’s dirtiest underground club night makes its Glasgow debut this Easter. Having started out as
a workers’ party on the White Isle it soon attracted too much attention and had to go overground to cater for punters craving their hot mix of house, techno, electro and breaks. Naughty fancy dress is positively encouraged.
I Maggie May '3, Glasgow, Sun 8 Apr.
Domenic‘s established house institute continues to reign supreme. Drawing the curtain on the Subby‘s 20th Anniversary Festival are Kerri Chandler (both live and on the steels) and Monique Bingham (7 Apr. please note £l2—£l4 entry for this date only). See feature. page I2.
I Tidy Boys at Carling Academy. l()pm—3am. £12. 3] Mar. Colours present this night of hard house with support from New Tidy Girl and Kim Ayres
I Tipsy at Silver. l()pm—3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. R&B. hip hop and dancehall every week.
I Vegas! at the Ferry. 9.3(lpm—2am. £9 (£7). 31 Mar. The usual shenanigans from the Vegas mob. This is a truly great night out. You actually feel like you are in Vegas with your gambling ways. showgirls. dancing and the eclectic musical backdrop.
Glasgow Sundays
Club
>i< Colours Easter Weekender at the Arches. l()pm—4am. £tbc. 8 Apr. See Sat. I Digital Harlot: Resurrection at Barfly. l().3()pm—3am. £5. 8 Apr. It's a resurrection zombie theme for this one off return with DJ sets from Scandinavian industrialists Deathstars and Mortiis among others.
I Discobadger at Bamboo. l()pm—3am. £5. Weekly. Dominic Martin. DJ Kash and Mash do the biz every week.
I Filthy Gorgeous at Maggie May‘s. l()pm—5am. £5. 8 Apr. lbiza‘s Filthy Gorgeous comes to town with resident Sean Hughes and Xfm's Lisa Littlewood for a dirty. messy Easter.
I Munday Sux at Guru. l lpm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. What tnore can you say‘.’ The. final drink and dance on a Sunday before you get back to normal on Monday. Lots of drinks promos.
I Mytunes at Firewater. 9pm—3am. Free before l().3()pm; £3 (£2) after. Weekly. The punter plays at being DJ as XFM‘s Fraser Thomson and Fanboy ask all to bring two of their favourite tracks on CD which they will play at some point during the night.
I Obscenester at Classic Grand.
1 lpm—3am. £3. Weekly. New Sunday nighter with a playlist that encompasses indie. post punk. electro and 60s treats. >i< Optimo (Espacio) at the Sub Club.
I lpm—3am. £8 (£7). Weekly. Let's get this party started: music. dancing. lights and live acts. Say ‘yes’ to another night of excess. presented by JD Twitch and JG Wilkes. Blurt play live as part of the Sub Club's 20th birthday celebrations. See feature. page 12.
I Out to Play at Blackfriars. 9pm—3am. £5. 8 Apr. My Latest Novel put down their instruments and dig out the vinyl in support of live sets from Mother & The Addicts and Bricolage.
I Project Monarch at Blackfriars.
l lpm—3am. £3. l Apr. Electro and Ambient goodies with live performances from Basshell. Glacidtek. Averall and Trflma.
I Sound Sundays at the Arches. 9pm—2am. Free. Weekly. A new night for the Arches Cafe Bar with The Manhattan Project playing all things electronic.
I Sounds of Sweden at the Admiral. l()pm—3am. £4. 8 Apr. Glasgow's first Swedish pop night welcomes reclusive audio-visual man of mystery Mr. Suitcase and Parisian/Glaswegian treat The Ex- Men for a night of dancefioor treats.
I XPress at Corinthian. 9pm—3am. Free before 10pm: £8 before l lpm: £|() after. 8 Apr. Underground house music from Scotland‘s fittest. with Jim 'Shaft' Ryan (Miss Moneypenny‘s). Harri (Subculture) and Colin Sales (Kinda Groovy) joining resident Jim Haggarty.
Glasgow Mondays
Club
I Burn at the Buff. l lpm—3am. £5 (Free with trade wage slip). Weekly. Monday
night carnage with Normski. Zeus and i Mash playing a very mixed bag of tunes at this legendary Monday night shindig. I Funked Up at Guru. 1 lpm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Euan and Dave of Killer Kitsch rock this new venue.
I Happy Mondays at Firewater. 9pm—3am. Free before l().30pm; £3 (£2) after. Weekly. Firewater is now open I
seven nights a week with a club each and every night. Mondays are indie.
punk and rock-inspired with resident Firewater DJs and drinks promos.
I Passionality at Byblos.
l 1.30pm—3am. £3—£2. Weekly. Pleasing chartistry from DJ Shawn Roberts. resuscitating the weekend for the gay/mixed crowd. Note new venue.
I Poptimism/Rocktimism at the Garage. I lpm—3am. £4 (free). Weekly. Does exactly what it says on the tin. A healthy dose of pop and rock for mid- week party people.
I We Hate Mondays at Bamboo. l()pm—4am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Toast plays a musical melting pot of all things good in electro. rock. pop and party tunes.
I Why Don’t you Like Mondays Bob? at Blanket. l lpm—3am. Free—£1. Weekly. Trade staff and student night with DJ LiL Rich playing anything that comes to hand. Cheap. cheerful and busy.
Glasgow Tuesdays
Club
I All Mod Cons at Firewater. 9pm—3am. Free before £l().3()pm: £3 (£2) after. Weekly. DJ Dave Stone spins Motown and Northern soul plus a few curve balls thrown in for good measure. I Dub’n’Grub at the Glasgow School ofArt. Spin—midnight. Free. Weekly. It starts at teatime and ends in time for some shut eye. Mungo‘s Hi Fi provide the ragga. dancehall and dub sounds while food is provided by the Vic.
I Juicy Tuesdays at Kushion.
l lpm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. A student night to entertain the masses across two rooms. Room one features indie pop and cheese while room two plays R&B and hip hop.
I Kaleidoscope at ABC2.
l lpm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Retro music policy digging classic rock‘n’roll. soul. funk. punk and psychedelia from the 60s to the present day with resident Paul Needles.
I On Fire at Crib. l()pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. In room one Hesky plays up front R&B. hip hop. dancehall. garage and grime while Big Al plays velvety smooth R&B and soul in room two.
I Revolution at Queen Margaret Union. l()pm-2am. £2 (£1 ). Weekly. With DJ Martin Bate (XFM).
I Spanked at ()ran Mor. l()pm—2.l5am. Free. Weekly. A night dedicated to anything and everything. Expect disco punk. calculator funk. indie and electronica to hip hop. breakbeat. lDM and old skool.
I Tease at the Tunnel. l lpm—3am. £tbc. Weekly. Sexy house. all things dance and a smattering of electro at this new midweeker.
Glasgow Wednesdays
Club
I Dirt at the Cathouse. l lpm—3am. £2. Weekly (from 3 Apr). Metal and heavy rock soundtracks Cathouse‘s new night of live mud wrestling.
I Gin N Juice at Cube. 1 lpm-3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. DJs Naeem & Sketch get Cube bouncing with their own individual mix of laid-back soul. funk. hip hop. R&B and dancehall.
>i= Karl Bartos at the Sub Club. 9pm—2am. £l()—£l2. 4 Apr. The Subby's 20th Anniversary bash continues with a special appearance from the ex- Kraftwerk electronic behemoth that is Karl Bartos. See feature. page 12.
I Octopussy at the Arches. 9.30pm—3am. £4. Weekly. Jacuzzis. bouncy castles and at Chapel of Love at the Arches' regular student night.
I Substance at Guru. Weekly. A night of classic and bang up-to-date indie with Brian McMaster.
I Tongue in Cheek at Bamboo. l().3()pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. DJ Miguel plays R&B in the main room. DJ Toast plays chart in the lounge and Andy Wilson plays rock in the red room.
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