(aka Celler Dweller) joins Afterdark once again after rocking NYFZ.

I Boombox at ligo. l().3()pm—~3am. £5—£7. 17 Mar. Hard house. trance and tech night brought to you by the tnakers of Nttklear Puppy with Jason Cortex. Dean Newton and (iareth Binks.

3i: Club Noir at Studio 24. 9pm 3am. £12 (£9). 24 Mar. This great burlesque club finds yet another new home in lidinburgh. Presenting their vintage. retro and modern soundtrack while thrilling to their trademark tassel twirling. human curiosities. bttrlesqtte shows and more at this ‘Secret Garden’. No jeans and trainers. please.

I The Egg at \ "ee Red Bar. 1 lpm~ 3am. £4 before midnight: £5 alter. Weekly. Still the best mix of indie. 6()s garage. northern soul. ska. 7()s punk and new wave you‘re likely to stagger across. A well loved institution that refttses to change.

I Fever at ligo. l lpm~3am. £1() (£8 members). 31 Mar. Monthly. Taste mainstays Fisher & Price and Martin Valentine are on the main floor. while the Visitor and Kaupuss take an anything goes attitude into the (‘octeau Lounge.

I Fish Fry at the Jan Bar.

1 l.3()pm»-3am. £5. Weekly. Scottish ja/I. fttnk. soul and Latin bands join l)Js lirik D‘Viking and Astroboy. including the debut of bassist Phil McBride‘s soul- funk act Tigers on Fire ( 17 Mar) followed by fttnk guitarist Allan McKeown's Universal Sounds (24 Mar).

I I Fly Spitfires vs is This Music at Henry's Cellar Bar. 9pm—3am. £tbc. 17 Mar. The clttb night descends on Is This Music for a one off night of indie shenanigans with live sets front Chutes and Y'all is Fantasy Island.

I Liquid Soul at Po Na Na. l()pm 3am. £3 before 1 lptn: £6 after. Weekly. (iet down early for this consistently capacity retro-disco and funky house night. featuring Po's own Mark B on the decks fusing classic and bang up-to-date funky house for those in the know.

I Lulu at Lulu. 8pmv3am. Free before

1 lpm: £7 after. Weekly. See Fri.

I Musika at the Liquid Room. l()pm-~3am. £l() before 1 1.15pm: £12.50 after. 24 Mar. New night of house from the heads that brought you Progression. following up their launch night with this Club A/uli special featuring Kurn Maverick for the best in dirty electronics and hot house.

I No Jacket Required at Henry‘s Cellar Bar. 1 lpm 3am. £5 (£4). 24 Mar. Dub and electronica with live sets from The Blob and ftghtatthecrossroads.

I Ohm at Shanghai. 9pm~-3am. £6. 17 Mar. Fortnightly. House and soul-fuelled night from lain (ilbson ('l‘okyoblu).

I 100% Dynamite at the Bongo Club. 1 lptn 5am. £4 before midnight; £6 after. 17 Mar. The Sottl Ja/./. Records Sound System is back once again for another excursion through reggae. soul. ska. funk. dancehall. hip hop. roots and jungle. It’s Decoy Roy and DJRed6 in the main room with the ()range St boys taking care of room two.

I Opal Lounge at ()pal Lounge.

l()pm -3am. Free before midnight; £6 after. Weekly. Stylish. sexy tnix of disco and funky house tracks.

I Optimo at ligo. l().3()pm—3am. £8—£l(). 24 Mar. The most riotously inventive club night in Scotland relattnches in lidinburgh.

I Retribution at Studio 24.

| lpm—3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Retribution takes the place of the Mission bttt still plays the best in rock. metal. alternative and tracks from the dark side all night long. With a St Patrick's Day special ( 17 Mar) featuring (iuinness bungee racing. I Rock Party at ()pittm. l lpm 3am. Free. Weekly. Live bands beforehand (from 7pm). rounded off with a feast of rock.

:a‘ Saturday Circus at Rlil).

()pmv 3am. Free. Weekly. (Earth Cruikshank (Snatch) will be ringmaster at this new comic take on Satttrdav clubbing. '

I Sophistifunk at City Nightclttb.

l lpm-—3am. £8. Weekly. Resident DJ John Hutchison plays funked tip R&B. funky house. electro. remixes and mash-ups.

I Soul Sanctuary at the Httb. l().3()pm—2am. £|(). 3| Mar. The best of soul. garage and everything in between as the Soul Boys return with Jolly. John Hislop. Martin Wright. (iraham Clark. Paul Massey. Susie Cameron and Roddie Brass. spinning the best in northern soul. Motown and modern sounds. Sorry. ‘strictly no talc‘.

I Stereotype presents Motel at the Liquid Room. l().3()pm—3am. £12. 17 Mar. Stereotype and man in charge Huggy welcome the hard. dark sounds of Timo Maas. See preview. page 32. I Tease Age at Citrus Club.

1 lpm—3am. Free before I 1.30pm; £6 after. Weekly. This indie stalwart dishes up everything from swinging 6()s hits to baggy .‘Vlanchester faves as well as a host of current Ail/115 chart botherers with DJ Monkee Mickee. lidinburgb’s longest continually rttnning indie night. I Techno Party at ligo. 1 1pm 3am. £tbc. 17 Mar. Night of techno. details still tbc.

I Telefunken at Cruz. l()pm—3am. £5. l7 Mar. Deep fttnked up house night featuring special guest (iareth Sommerville (l7ltragroove ).

I Tarzan at ligo. l().3()pm 3am. £4. 17 Mar. Straight out the jungle with a mix of heavy breakbeat. D&B and hardcore techno (free entry in jungle fancy dress).

I Ultragroove at Cabaret Voltaire.

l lpm-3am. £6 before midnight: £8 after (£6). 24 Mar. (iareth Sommerville hosts another edition of his real deal house party. joined by Rob Mathie (Solescience) and the Blonde Flash.

Chart & Party

I Musicology at Shanghai. ‘)ptn--3ant. £6. 24 Mar. Fortnightly. Chart hits and classics accompanied by their appropriate videos from VJ Scott (iranger.

I Propaganda at lispionage.

7pm-- 3am. Free. Weekly. Chart. cheese and R&B across live floors.

I Siglo at Siglo. 4.30pm 3am. Free. Weekly. Sec Thu.

Edinburgh Sundays

Club

I All Back to Mine at ()pal Lounge. l()pm 3am. Free before midnight: £3 after. Weekly. lidinburgh‘s best l)Js dig in their crates for an eclectic mix of personal favourites.

I Baby Doll at Po Na Na. 1 lptn 3am. Free before 1 1.30pm: £5 after. Weekly. A glamorous and sexy night of house where all are welcome to join in. from the rotating DJ roster of Warner Powers. Dean Newton. (iav (irant. Tommy Kay. Derek Martin. Harry and Basil lsaacs. I Booty at Medina. 1 1pm— 3am. £3. Weekly. More of a Sunday social than a full-on glam affair. with DJ Dale Lttsh. lsla Blige. Sitnmone Black and occasional guest supastas mixing tip R&B. hip hop. sottl aitd funk.

I Easy Sunday at the Jan Bar.

1 1pm 3am. Free. Weekly. Lounge music. crooners and easy listening from Sam Jose (Vegas).

I Hellraiser’s Ball at Subway ('owgate. 11pm 3am. Free. 18 Mar. Fortnightly. A rock‘n'roll journey with all the best cuts from classic to hard rock through to 8()s glam.

I Hobo at the Bongo Club.

l()pm 3am. Free before 1 lpm; £3 after.

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Weekly. ‘Live music and alternative disco for justified sinners'. Live acts include Hottsehold and Boyfriend/Girlfriend ( 18 Mar) followed by Private Jackson and Lycamthrope (25 Mar).

I Kayos at ()pium. l lpm-3am. Free. Weekly. A metal and rock soundtrack plus £l drinks keep the crowds at- moshing.

I Last Lap at RFD. ()ptn—3am. £4. 25 Mar. Soca. reggae. dancehall. R&B and .-\fro-beat as Heriot-Watt and lidinburgh [Ini‘s Afro-Caribbean Societies join forces.

I Lulu at Lttlu. 8pm-~3am. Free before l()pm: £4 after. Weekly. Funk. electro. hip hop. electronica and more from Bongo Clttb stalwart Dava and friends. I Neon at Subway Cowgate.

1 1pm 3am. Free. 25 Mar. Fortnightly. The Sttbway‘s fortnightly gothic experience. £1 a drink all night.

I Shake at Shanghai. 9pm 3am. Free before I lpm: £3 after (free). Weekly. Soulful vocals. sexy disco and fttnk laced house party anthems from John Hutchinson ('l‘okyoblu) and pet'cttssionist Pepe Sarita Maria.

I Taste at Cabaret Voltaire. l lpni—-3am. £5 before 1 1.30pm: £8 after (£6 members). Weekly. Fisher & Price supply a progressive mix of house and garage at this infamous Sunday nighter. With Martin Valentine firmly in charge of the back room.

I Tipsy at Massa. l lpm- 3am. £4. Weekly. R& B and hip hop from residents Nick (i and Pha/e 2 at what they promise will be ‘the hottest Sunday night party in town‘.

Chart & Party

I Voda at lispionage. 7pm—3am. Free. Weekly. Night of chart music and flavoured vodka.

Edinburgh Mondays ' 2.

Club

I Happy Mondays at Po Na Na.

1 lpm 3am. £3 (free). Weekly. Club night fusing new and classic indie. rock. fttnk. hip hop and Motown.

I Latin Quarter at Medina.

l()pm —3am. Free. Weekly. DJ James (‘ontbe with real deal salsa and world music. Now in its fourth year and still going strong. Like a fine wine. improving with age.

I Lulu at Lulu. 8pm 3am. Free before l()pm: £4 after. Weekly. Classic pop. electro-house. fttnk and anthems from Je/ Hill.

I Mojo at ()pal Lounge. l()pm—3am. Free before midnight: £3 after. Weekly. The best dance beats and modern classics mixed with the best from yesteryear from Dava.

I Trade Union at Cabaret Voltaire. llpm—3am. £2. Weekly. Night to give something back to the bar and club workers. It's house and techno all the way in the main room from (irant Paterson. while room two is all hip hop and R&B from DJ Beef. DJ Kunal and DJ Fresh.

I Traffik at the Bongo Club.

l().3()pm 3am. £5. l‘) Mar. lilectro- breaks. tech-house. dirty basslines. melodic bleeps and pounding rhythms.

Chart & Party

I The Professionals at lispionage. 7pm—3am. Free. Weekly. Five floors of everything from R&B to cheese.

I Siglo at Siglo. 4.30pm» 3am. Free. Weekly. See Thu.

Edinburgh Tuesdays

Club

I Antics at Subway (’owgate.

l lpm 3am. Free. Weekly. Rock. emo. punk and metal dispatches from lidinburgh's alt.scene.

I Code Blue at ()pittm. l()pm 3am. Free. Weekly. Punk rock classics with listfuls of emo and ska chucked into the pot for good measure.

I Lulu at Lulu. 8pm—3am. Free before l()pm: £4 after. Weekly. Soulful. eclectic sets taking everything from new wave to rare groove from Edinburgh‘s finest underground DJs Hobbes (Trouble) and friends.

I Motherfunk at ()pal Lounge. l()pm—3am. Free. Weekly. Gino and Fryer are back with their Tuesday institution as they spin rare and classic funky assed. floor-shaking 60s arid 70s grooves. deep funk. Latin. soul and so mttch more.

3:1 Spitfires Social Club at RED. 9pm—3am. Free. Weekly. 1 Fly Spitfires host this new boutique version of the indie club.

I Split at Cabaret Voltaire.

l l.3()pm—3am. Free. W ‘ekly. Drum & bass. electro and break beat with Shadowskill. the Dropout DJs. Dogma and a smattering of very talented local guests. Drutn & bass and breaks collective Edinburgh Bassed take care of the tuain room every other week.

I Tuesday Heartbreak at the Jazz Bar. 1 1.3()pm—3am. Free. Weekly. DJ Aki plays fresh soul. funk. R&B. hip hop. gospel and blues.

I Vibe at ligo. l lpm--3am. £4. Weekly. (iay night with James Longworth on the decks.

Chart & Party

I Casino Royale at Espionage. 7pm~3am. Free. Weekly. New student Tuesday's down Espionage.

I Siglo at Siglo. 4.3()pm—3am. Free. Weekly. See Thu.

Edinburgh Wednesdays .

Club

I Apocalypse at ()pium. l()pm—3am. Free. Weekly. Mix of goth. metal. industrial and punk.

I Chambles at ()pal Lounge. l()pm—3am. .£4—.£5. Weekly. Night of sexy music. hot house. fantastic cocktails and fabulous beautiful people. Dress to impress.

I Hard to Find at the Jazz Bar. midnight—3am. Free. Weekly. DJ Romeo plays pure. unadulterated reggae. dancehall. soca and Jamaican sounds. I lndi-Go at the Liquid Room. l().3()pm-3am. £3 (£1). Weekly. The latest indie night to hit the capital with the best in new music (and the DJs are happy to take requests).

iii Jerk Alert at RFD. 9pm—3am. Free. Weekly. ‘Achingly uncool dancefloor fun‘ from the Wasted Little l)Js (tnost weeks at least) at this indie meets youth club night.

I Juice at Massa. l().3()pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. The original freshly squeezed ()()s and ()()s student night returns.

I Lulu at Lulu. 8pm—3am. Free before l()pm; £5 after. Weekly. Past and future electronic classics from Mash and Jon Pleased and guest DJs.

I The Pit at Subway Cowgate.

l lpm-3am. Free. Weekly. Rock and metal night by rock and metal fans.

I We are . . . Electric at Cabaret Voltaire. l lpm—3am. Free before midnight: £2 after (free to members). Weekly. lilectro-punk (iary Mac is joined by Teme Nosce and Dava 1e Funk (2l Mar) followed by a full live set frotn electro-pop three—piece Client and the Trouble DJs (28 Mar).

Chart & Party

I I 0 City at City Nightclub. l()pm-3am. Weekly. The infamous student night at City with a selection of chart. cheese. indie and R&B. with plenty of drinks promos on offer.

I Mission in Espionage at lispionage. 7pm—3am. Free. Weekly. With comps to win .£l()().

I Siglo at Siglo. 4.3()pm-3am. Free. Weekly. See Thu.

I Wonder at Shanghai. 9pm—3am. Free before 1 lpm; £3 after (free). Weekly. Retro pop and chart with DJ Dan. Student discounts on all drinks.

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