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title suggests a darker revenge comedy than Thomas’ bland fodder delivers; although there‘s plenty of pop- culture references, the overall impression is of old- fashioned sentiments being forced into the mouths of cheerleader babes, right down to the cover version of Cyndi Lauper’s ‘Time After Time’. And even the most dreamy US high-schoolers would be unlikely to confuse these squeaky-clean situations with real-life; John Tucker’s world is a fantasy one, yet no fantasy should be quite this dull. (Eddie Harrison)
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