4 INNOVATIONS CATALOGUE
Sucking the blood of popular entertainment
Although the original Innovations catalogue disappeared from our Sunday supplements back in 2003. its legacy of one-size-fits-all galoshes. barrel shaped potato growers and nasal hair trimmers lives on in a variety of print and web tomis. Somehow it seemed to come from a quainter. more innocent age of hucksterism. chin gyms. pocket Chainsaws and radio controlled door bells.
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Is it us or is this whole Relocation. Relocation/Grand DeSIgns thing starting to wear a bit thin? ‘Portia and Ollie have CSOOm for an urban crash pad in London. and have enough spare change for a warehouse apartment in New York.‘ Enough of your glass walls, underfloor heating
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