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JUNK TV

Here's an idea for a reality TV show: let's put five ordinary British people and five pigs in a house together for 12 weeks and see who creates the higgest mess. I think I can guess who'd win: I have recently come hack from my gap year in Australia. a country that holds consen'ation as a numher one priority. On my Journey home I stopped off in Fur for a week and during my stay there I came across the Ce/ehrity Love lsi'and house. Now an ahandoned shell. the house sits unattended on one of the most heautiful islands l have ever seen. However, when I went inside. I felt my heart drop. The whole place- was ccwered in litter left hehind. and it can only have heen dumped hy the production crew. In the year that I had heen away I had

felt so ashamed to he British. If it is the BBC's roh to ‘educate. entertain and inform'. then no

never seen anything like it:

wonder we pick up so many had hahits.

Gillian Carmichael Edinburgh

SHOPPING MISGUIDE Re: The List Shopping Guide (536)

This is a grumpy letter. Didn't you in ss an opportunity with your ‘l()t hrillrant ways to huy happiness"? I was expecting to find details of . . . goats. recycled Kalashnikovs. pigs. cattle. . . guide to how the Western Christmas festival can incorporate a little useful

in other words a

goodwill to poorer parts of the world. Instead. happiness seems to he very clearly equated with cool possessions for use here and now.

Diana Hand

By email

The List,

LIST TOO YOUNG?

I am a regular reader of The List and find it very informative. hut as | slip guietly into my early 30s. I realise the mag is perhaps more aimed at younger people such as students and twenty» somethings who can get out and do all these exciting things. \‘Vithout trying to sound like an old fart. I think it would useful if your maga/ine included a small section for thirty somethings where perhaps life revolxes more around little children and therefore information on exciting and stimulating activities for young families would he valuahle.

Keith Prentice

Edinhurgh

POWER OF SEVEN

I would like to let those who don't know that the Seven Stanes Centre at Kirroughtree near Newton Stewart in Galloway is regarded as one of the top five mountain hiking venues in the world and is definitely worth a visit as I discovered a few '.'.r'eekends ago. Also. in that neck of the woods is the Plumed Horse in

Crossinichael outside of Castle

Douglas. one of the hest puhs in Scotland with the chef heing Scottish Chef of the Year. Although titles and a'-.'.'ards are not the he all and end all. it is great to experience such quality in one of the less travelled parts of Scotland.

R Hogg

By email

I LOVE EDINBURGH Just writing to say. after over a year away travelling. what a hu// I got heing hack in Edinhurgh for a few days last week. Although not living there at present. for the previous five

years l was a regular List huyer

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and lived in Edinhurgh city centre. In those few days | crammed in my visits to the galleries. frequented a great array of puhs and cluhs. sat in the free/ing cold in Princes St Gardens and ‘.'./andered the Botanics. It reaffirmed how much the city has to offer as a place to l.ve. not rust ‘.'.'IIIIIIT the excitement of the Festival: something your maga/ine demonstrates on a fortnightly hasis. I'm not knocking the places I visited r-::-centl§.. it's Just t rat ‘.'./e're lucky to have ‘.'."'iat rs on our doorstep.

LOGG

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GANGSTER RAP I went to the Hay Lamontagne gig iii the Royal Concert Hall

BELITTLE BRITAIN

instead of now heing left with the same amount of respect David Brent takes from ‘the Swindon hunch'.

Horace Ross

By email

Distinctively Grahams. Definitiver ‘The Tawny'

on it) Noyemher. The man is a genius and his music is truly inspiring. He has one of the most heautiful distinctive voices of the last ten years and songs to match. The disappointing hit was that some :diot insisted on heckling the singer all the way through the gig. Tur is out this |(Ii()i was a notorious gangster in Glasgow and when someone asked him. to he guiet he ‘.'.'as told that someone ‘-.'.'ouId he ‘.'.'(I|ill‘.g for him outside. I '.'.’as emharrassed at the hecktng as Scotland :5; usually such a good place to play. I'd like to assure Ra, that the concert was arna/rng and we '.'.ant him to come hack soon.

Scott McKenzie

Gig sgow

It ‘.'."ould appear the dreaded curse of the third series has once more struck down one of Britain's hest comedies in its prime. I am of course referring to the hig I(}i(t()‘.‘.’.'l i)l'()‘.“(I(}(I hy Messrs Lucas and Walliams in BBCT 's / ibi'e Two series down and the franchise was lookiitg healthy. with a ‘.'.'ealth of a'.'.'ards in their cahinet. a huge sell-out tour and a rumoured fan hase within the walls of Buckingham Palace no less. I neld my hreath with anticipat:on last Thursday right. noping to he treated to more fantastic tin-PC punchlines from the new series. However I was left feeling deflated hy the whole experience. Granted. thesth of Mrs Emery gushing t.rine in the supermarket aisle is alx'xays going to he a winner in my hook. hut the cl; ssrc characters of past series all appeared extremely 'samey'. Ricky Gerxai: The Faw'tv Thane/‘5; approach and not progressing '.‘.'lT.IT The Office after two series rand a Christmas special: hut it seems that he had the right idea all along. If only the LIST/It} Britain hoys had relegated the pink Kappa shellsuit to the '>onfire on Guy Fawkes Night. then mayhe they could he held in the same high esteem as Genais.

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crowds are the best. To be honest he doesn't always hit every note but that just makes it better. He is a quality character. Totally class act.

him. ‘Solarized‘ is my favourite song and we just had it played at Our wedding so I had a tear in my eye.

Roses songs first to get them out of the way. I was loving how he played the drums himself at the end.

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