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shark attacks are classic signs of frustrated Blue Demon vs Dracula 8 the Wolfman and Survival rating Not good. The atomic/giant ray control freakery. Thanks to certain politicians. we Carpenter‘s An Amen'can Werewolf in London. this horror genre has been parodied to death and
now live in a type of nanny state unrivalled in dingo‘s days are numbered. With fox hunting banned everyone now knows. unlike When Attack of the 50 Europe or indeed history. So these cartilaginous there will be a rise in illegal underground werewolf Foot Woman was made. that women are the
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Physical strongth 91 He's a xeno-bacterial organism. you know. and he can grow to the size of a well-matured oak tree.
Physical strong!!! 75 That’s what bell ringing does for you.
Fear factor 45
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Killing power ‘ 72 Killing POW" . 33 He has the advantage of vertigo maintenance Ask MacReady and his crew. and strong forearms on his side.
Survival rating In these ecological and Survival rating Very poor. Disfigured.
environmentally ravaged times there has never Survival rating He holds the all-time record for overweight and only possessing a skill which has been a better moment for the return of The Thing number of films made abOut him and quite rightly become totally computerised. It isn't looking from Another Planet. so. Man should never be encouraged to play God. good fOr Quasimodo.
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Survival rating He‘s a lovestruck brute caught in the ultimate story with a heartbreak ending. We will never tire of watching screaming women struggling from the hairy palms of giant mammals.
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sun'i‘flal rating T00 mUCh overkill and drool. xenomorph and as such his presence is exactly Moiher S OUtIhQS from the monster home equivalent to the amount of damage man does to I King Kong is on general release from Thu 75 Dec serlously need to be kept to a minimum. the planet. You do the math. and is reviewed in the next issue.