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Glasgow

The Big Bluu Comedy Gong Show Bluu. 50 Trongate. Merchant City. 548 1350. 8.30pm. Free. Alan Anderson comperes this first-past-the-gong extravaganza in which performers race

against time to beat the dreaded signal and 5

a £I(X) cash prize is given the people‘s favourite performer.

The Thursday Show The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £6 (£3—£5). Todd Sawyer joins ever- enthusiastic rock aficionado Rob Deering. political funny man Bill Bruce. Bruce Devlin and guest host Susan Morrison.

Edinburgh

The Thursday Show The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £6 (£3—£5). Frankie Boyle heads back over Edinburgh way to introduce Ron Vaudry. Scots favourite Dougie Dunlop. Gerry Dee and Jamie Anderson.

The Snatch Social The Liquid Room. 9c Victoria Street. 225 2564. 1 1pm—3am. £5. Comic duo Harry Ainsworth and Tony Carter mix it up at this cheeky cabaret- cum-disco.

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Glasgow

Jongleura Comedy Club Jongleurs. UGC Building. Renfrew Street. ()8707 870707. 8pm. £12. Geordie boy Mickey Hutton takes control of the mic. aided and abetted by mischief maker Joe Heenan. Ian Coppinger and musical Liverpudlian Steve Gribbin.

The Stand The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £8 (£7). Todd Sawyer crosses the pond to join comedy forces with Rob Deering. Bill Bruce. Bruce Devlin and host Susan Morrison.

Edinburgh

Jongleure Comedy Club Jongleurs. Omni Centre. Greenside Place. 08707 870707. 8.15pm. £12. Welsh-Jewish comic Bennett Arron shares the stage with Gerry Dee. comedy whirling-dervish Richard Morton and New 7ealander Brendhan Lovegrove.

The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £8 (£7). Ron Vaudry takes to the limelight supported by veteran raconteur Dougie Dunlop. surreal newcomer Anna Crilly and Gerry Dee. plus host Jane Mackay.

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Glasgow Cosy Comedy Cate The State Bar. 148 Holland Street. 332 2159. 9pm. £5 (£4). Bathgate‘s banter-meister Bill Dewar headlines with support from Reg Voodoo Anderson and compere Billy Bonkers. Open spots also available. Ha Ha Comedy Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. 8pm. £6 (£5). Kevin Bridges and MC Alan Anderson bring on the Saturday night laughs. Jongleura Comedy Club Jongleurs. UGC Building. Renfrew Street. 08707 870707. 8pm. £13. See Fri 9.

The Stand The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 9pm. £10 (£8). See Fri 9. but with host Jane Mackay.

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Edinburgh Jongleurs Comedy Club Jongleurs. I Omni Centre. Greenside Place. 08707 870707. 8.15pm. £13. See Fri 9.

The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £10 (£8). See Fri 9. although Susan Morrison takes over as compere.

Glasgow

Michael Redmond'e Sunday Service The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. ()870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £4 (£1—£3). Local laughter-meisters Dougie Dunlop and Bill Bruce join lugubrious host Michael Redmond.

Edinburgh

Whose Lunch is it Anyway? The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 1pm. Free. Beat the Sunday morning blues with a dose of laughter provided by improv veterans Paul Graham and Stuart Murphy.

The Sunday Night Laugh-In The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £4 (£1—£3). Uber-camp host Bruce Devlin invites Rob Deering and Anna ‘Penny Spubb's Party" Crilly to the stage. aided and abetted by more Red Raw hopefuls.

Glasgow

Dance, Monkey Boy, Dance The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £4. The popular comedy improv night returns to its regular slot after the festival. with more sketches. music and gags from Sandy Nelson. Allen Chalmers. Joe Heenan and Des McLean.

Improbable Cabaret The Goat. 1287 Argyle Street. 357 7373. 8.30pm. Free. New Monday night laughter session based in what used to be Murphy‘s Pakora Bar. The lmpro Bable Comedy Players strut their funky. free-flowing stuff. with cabaret and comedy provided by regulars Billy Bonkers. Frances Healy. Neil McFarlane. Austin Lowe and David Heffron.

Edinburgh

Red Raw The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £1. A host of stand- up newcomers take to the stage.

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Glasgow

The Dove Naked Truth Comedy Tour The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. ()870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £10. All-woman laughter session starring Fast Show favourite Arabella Weir. Kerry Godliman. Mrs Barbara Nice and sharp- tongued Aussie Julia Morris. See wwwdovenakedtruth.co.uk for more info. See caption.

Edinburgh

Sidetracked Comedy Belushi‘s. 9 Market Street. 226 1446. 9pm. £2. Local stand-up night featuring headliner Chris Henry. plus Sandy I Easton. laid back compere Xavier Toby l and more. Open spots available contact

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Talk of the Town The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £4 (£3). Bruce 5 Devlin. Teddy and Steven Dick. AKA the trio who made up ‘Walkout Wednesday'. return with more hilarious topical shenanigans based around the week‘s news.

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Glasgow 1 Melting Pot The Stand. 333 I

STAND-UP ANDREW MAXWELL The Stand, Glasgow, Fri 16 & Sat 17 Sep; the Stand, Edinburgh, Sun 18 Sep

Let’s just cast aside any mention straight off the bat about whether Andrew E Maxwell should have won the big controversial comedy gong during the

August we’ve just been through and get to the core of the matter: this Dublin comic is quite simply a very funny man. He has funny bones running all the way down his body where people just have normal, run of the mill, everyday bone structures.

Anyone who saw Maxwell’s Grand Royale show at the Pleasance can be sure of one thing: he’s simply been put here to give as many people as he can get in a room a good laugh. ‘I don’t want to do anything else, it’s not a stepping stone for me,’ he insists. ‘I may be invited to get involved in other things; I’ve passed on a film script to my agent, I’ve done a short movie, I go snowboarding in the Alps and I’ve styled magazine shoots. Those are sidelines but I just love making people laugh.’

Oddly, for an Irish comic, he actually makes little comedic hay in his childhood, one which must have been full of incident, considering he was a Dublin Protestant. ‘It must be like being an Asian in the Orkneys. You’re massively outnumbered but you’re more of a novelty than anything else. Still, I was in fine company; Wolfetone, the founders of the Gaelic league, ultimate wmcdy referendum as I George Bernard Shaw, Samuel Beckett: all Prods. People actually thought I Scotland's bright young things 11m,“- ; was a Hare Krishna cos they’d never seen me at mass.’ For the uninitiated, their short theatre pieces into the pot. 1 it’s time to pray at the Maxwell altar. (Brian Donaldson)

Woodlands Road. ()870 600 6055. 9pm. £5 (£2.50—£4). Cast your vote in the

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