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More valuable developments to the lives of young gay people in Scotland came this month as Kathleen Marshall, Scotland’s commissioner for children and young people, helped to launch a new Charter of Rights at the National Gathering of LGBT Youth, in Dumfries. The Charter has been developed in association with LGBT Youth Scotland, Save the Children and Dumfries Youth Enquiry Service and focuses on the inclusion of LGBT young people in society. Said Marshall: ‘The new Charter sets out the rights that these young people should have but which they feel they are often denied. It draws on the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child which says that everyone under 18 is entitled to protection from abuse, neglect and exploitation, to services which promote their survival and development, and to participation in decisions about matters that affect them.’ Copies of the new Charter are available from LGBT Youth Scotland. (Gareth Davies)
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GLAssow INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL
Various venues, Thu 10-Sat 26 Mar
It may be ironic (or perfectly apt) that Julian Clary (the Academy, Saturday 19 March) recently presented the best bitchy moments ever show on Five. For the ex-Joan Collins Fan Club convenor is more than capable of a catty remark or two of his own. He may appear to have grown tamer with the passing of time (Strictly Come Dancing anyone?) but with this show and an autobiography on its way in April, we may be about to see that there’s plenty of life in the old dog yet. Absolutely no link whatsoever to Joan Rivers (Theatre Royal, Wednesday 16 March) there, but she’s another one who will have you gripping the sides of your seat in horror at the sheer gall of her patter. Some great gags about old men and sex, old women and sex and just about anyone else and sex will be the order of the day. But will she be wearing better heels than Tina C (Garage, Friday 18 March)? Very unlikely. On the lighter side of comedic life come a pair of hot Scots with the world at their feet. Craig Hill (Garage, Friday 11 March) gets a higher profile with each passing tour and he may have his camp kilt comedy down to a tee but there‘s no stopping the guy when he‘s in full swing. And the star of Karen Dunbar (Kings Theatre, Friday 25 March) is absolutely in the ascendant having stepped out of the shadows of her Chewin’ the Fat supremos to get her own show and a slot on the shortlist for the prestigious Golden Rose TV Comedy Award due to be announced in May. There, she is joined by esteemed company such as Little Britain and Sacha Baron Cohen. Go girl,
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