They’ve managed to guest edit an issue of This List, so why are IDLEWILD scared of aeroplanes and dreaming of living inside a woman’s body?
What’s the most rock’n’roll thing you’ve done today?
Rod: We sent the editor of The List out for coffee. Which time in history would you loved to have lived in? And why?
Colin: GaVin would've lived in Victorian times so that he c0uld wear his frilly pyjamas.
Your house is on fire, loved ones and pets are safe, you have a chance to go and retrieve one thing, what would it be?
Roddy: I don't think I'd save anything. I‘d just let it burn. You wouldn't go into a burning house to get something.
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What’s the longest time you’ve slept soundly in one go over the last five years?
Colin: Gavin's done 21 hours.
Roddy: I can't even imagine domg that. There's something wrong With y0u if y0u do that.
What was the last thing you stole?
GaVin: I stole a McDonalds poster from a casino. Roddy: It became a drunken quest that we had to get that poster.
What’s your least favourite country? And why?
Allan: Turkey "cos of its human rights abuses. Rod: I do hate a speCitic country. but I can‘t say. Roddy: I like Germany's appreCiation of sausages. Colin: Sausages. cabbage and beer. what's not to like?
If you could wake up tomorrow and have obtained one ability what would it be?
Allan: I'd like to live made a woman's body fora day.
Colin: I'd like to be able to breathe under water. You could quit your job and start afresh tomorrow and have the skills to do something completely new. What would you choose to do?
Gavin: Air crash investigator.
Roddy: Something like being a weaver. I’d weave Harris Tweed.
Colin: How about a fisherman?
Rod: A cobbler.
Tell us the punchline to your favourite joke? Roddy: It was a naughty strawberry.
Gavin: Because he's a cunt.
What is too serious to joke about?
Roddy: Child abuse and rape.
What’s your favourite biscuit?
Rod: Garibaldi. It‘s got fruit and biscuit and it‘s chewy yet hard. It‘s all you could want in a biscuit. Plus it's shiny.
What song would you hate to be played at your funeral?
Allan: ‘Wires' by Athlete or ‘The Irish Keep Gate- crashing‘ by the Thrills.
How big do you tip in restaurants?
Roddy: If people are nice I'll give a big tip, but if the service is crap. don't tip. [Glasgow Fabulous' Daniel Jackson once served Roddy on Iona, commenting that: ‘He wasn't tipping like a rock star, / can tell you that. ' Evidently the service was crap, Daniel. Ed]
When did you last laugh out loud while reading a book?
Roddy: Probably when I was younger and reading
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Have you ever exploited your position to get something?
Colin: Mainly tickets for gigs.
GaVin: Sometimes we get drunk for free too Who would you like to play you in the film of your life? Who do you actually think would play you?
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Allan: Tom CrUIse would play me.
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Colin: You'd be someone like Meat Loaf
When did you last dance? What was the occasion?
Roddy: We dance all the time.
Colin: Me and Roddy were douig the Gay Gordons on tour.
Can you cook? If so, what’s your signature dish?
Roddy: We can all cook. and we're pretty versatile. Colin's probably the best.
Colin: I can cook fish. all kinds of fish.
When did you last cry?
Gavm: At rehearsals the other morning. Because I was rehearsmg.
What makes you a good at what you do? Roddy: Perseverance.
Allan: Talent.
What’s your biggest regret?
Roddy: I don't have any so far.
Colin: What about those dungarees you used to wear?
Allan: Or those white Jeans?
What’s your all-time favourite sitcom?
Rod: Sorry! I‘m a huge Ronnie Corbett fan. Colin: Rod likes Sorry.’, but no one else does. What’s the longest you’ve ever pursued a woman for? And was it successful or not? Rod: 500 metres. and no.
What do you like least about your life? Roddy: I don‘t like going on planes.
Gavin: They crash. they land in the sea and sharks eat you.
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