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You're lying around somewhere gorgeous, loved one by your side, reading a gripping novel. You gasp. Your companion looks up from his/her activity and smiles patiently. Five gasps down the line ano he/she has said belt-up-and- bollocks-to-the-sharing and now you feel a bit lonely. Listen to the book on a CD, though, and you can take that literary journey together: on a plane, beach, in bed, in the car. Marvellous.
What is the point of putting time and money into long fingernails? Some women regularly spend up to £80 on making sure there’s a long strip of hard, fake stuff stuck to the end of their fingers. Determined to get out of tying their own laces, are they? Or to be able to do anything useful? What's worse, though, is long nails on men. If a bloke can’t be bothered to cut his fingernails, you can bet your life he’s got a very smelly bedroom.