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ll“: It's got to be the most important date in anyone's diary Yes it's the International Talk Like a Pirate Day on Sunday 19th Septeiiihei. It was started in 1995 by US iokesters John Baur and Mark Summers as a cliquey gag. and by 2002 they had enlisted the help of S‘,’lt(l|(létt(‘;(l humour
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‘It’s like a rebel look, when I’m being really rebellious. I’m even chewing gum and I never chew gum.”
‘l was really surprised by how expensive property has become.‘
‘Jamie Oliver is seriously taking the piss at his “amateurish” made-for-TV Hoxton venture, where average food comes “at Gordon Ramsay prices”. Just because it’s a charity, doesn’t give them the right to rip people off.’
‘To me, they’re the Mozarts of our time. The Beatles were the only band in rock’n’roll history to go from a fucking boy band to a psychedelic rock band.’
columnist and Winner of the Pulitzer by-God Prize DaVid Barry lWlt’dM—EVB! that means) and a phenomenon was born. Let's face it. there is nothing better than spending the day saying things like ‘shiver me tiiiihers, I'm
polishin' me hook ye bit 0' a luddite ye.’ For more information visit
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‘We discovered there are two types of men. In one group the belly tends to sag forward, possibly due to beer consumption, and the other group has a flat, trim
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‘I was sick of everyone thinking I was trying to take the piss out of R&B.’
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