l Missing Missing plays host to all kinds of big ol' parties this month. Highlights have to be the Get- Together birthday with Nicola Conte joining Joseph Malik on the decks (14 Dec). Then there‘s the official Cab first anniversary with a selection of your Cab favourites mixing it up good and proper (21 Dec). Cabaret Voltaire. week/y Sun.

I Groove City Radio at the Bongo (‘lub. l()pm 3am. liree. Weekly. The true sound of disco with real deal disco classics and a dose of heayy l'tlllk‘.

I Latin Quarter at Medina.

9pm 3am. Free. Weekly. Release your Latin party spirit ey'ery .\lon. With free salsa lessons from Peter Rogers at 9pm then salsa and world beats lrom James (’ombe until closing.

I More on a Monday at (‘ityz lidinburgh. l().3()pm 3am. £3 below

1 1.30pm: £4 alter. l5 l)ec. More tunes. more promos. tnore fun?

I Spanish Fiesta Night at I-ll Barrio. l()pm 3am. l-‘ree. Weekly. A right old knees-up tor the Spanish and Spanish-loving community hosted by DJ Sanchez. and featuring llamenquito straight through to Hispanic chart hits.

Chart & Party

I Flare at Why .\'ot'.’ l()pm 3am. £5 (£4). 33 Dec. (‘heesy' chart and dance numbers with a good few 7()s classics thrown in for good measure.

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I Matric at Revolution. l()pm 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Scotland’s biggest capacity student night with a mix of cheese. chart. rock. pop and commercial dance. £l drinks promos should help wash away those Mon blttes.

I Peppermint Lounge at Peppermint Lounge. l()pm 3am.

Free £4. Weekly. See Sun.

I Subway West End at Subway West lind. 7pm 3am. liree belore 9pm: £3 alter (£3). Weekly. Sec 'l'hu.

I The Subway at Subway. 7pm 3am. £1. Weekly. See Hi.

I Tasty! at Mood. 9pm 3am. l-‘ree before I lpm: £3 alter (tree to members). Weekly. Resident l)J l)ay'id S plays the best in hits from ()(JS to the present day with a healthy dose of cheesy classics thrown in for good measure.

I Toss the Boss at Why .\'oi'.’

l()pm 3am. £5 (£4 il’ dressed up). l5 l)ec. l-‘ortnightly. lrrey'erent student night rey'elling in cheesy hits throughout the years.

Edinburgh Tuesdays

Club

I Audio Tourism at l’i\o Bat' (‘lub 9pm 3am. l-‘ree. Weekly. Monkeyboy drops the breaks. beats and house.

I The Club Foot at Henry 's ('ellar Bar. l().3()pm 3am. £3. 33 Dec tk (1 Jan. Twisted and misshapen lunk hosted by house band the Abdominal Show men with regular guests along the lines ol Liy e Sciences. Surlace limpire and the Hex Coalition. Plus l)J skills from A- (‘hi. ('armen. Denji. Inlinity. Shellsuit and 3 Sticks.

I I Luv 8&3 at l’aith (l'ormerly Wilkie House). l().3()pm 3am. £3. Weekly. l)oes exactly what you’d expect. tnixing tip the hottest selection of Rth. pltis plenty of drinks promos. Dress code is ‘student sexy' (well that what it says here).

I Lyrics to Go at (’abarct Voltaire.

l lpm 3am. l-‘ree. to (k 3() Dec. l-‘ortnightly. An open mic hip hop jam session hosted by Liyc Sciences illlll l)JRedo. With dub and reggae in the lounge from ltchy' Soul lli-l‘i.

I Motherfunk at the Honey comb. l().3()pm 3am. l‘ree. Weekly. Messrs (iino. l-‘ryer and Spectrum l'reak the funk

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fantastic at their consistently rammed night of classics old and new.

I Ooh Dah-Lally at the Bongo (’lub. 8pm lam. £4 £5. 33 Dec. l'nder lb’s night ol‘ phat. funky and viii/l} hip hop. I Opal Lounge at ()pal Lounge. l()pm ~3am. £3. Weekly. A mixed bag of l‘unked up \‘ocal house. R&B and classic disco l'rom I)J Oh.

I Punk Ass at ()pium. l lptn 3am. Free. Weekly. New 'l'ue nighter as 1)] Pwauly dishes otit the best in hardcore. skate and punk.

I Rhythm! at Mood. 9pm 3am. Free before I lpm: £3 alter (tree to members). Weekly. A smooth tnix of R&B. hip hop and soul from resident I)a\'id S.

I Salsa Buena at l’o .\'a .\';i.

l()pm 3am. l‘ree. Weekly. James (‘ombe (Salsa Romantica/Salsa \'i\a/('lub Latino) and Latin lixplosion combine to giy'c you a night of hot salsa magic? Absolute beginners salsa lessons by Latin lixplosion between 8 9pm.

I Split at (‘abaret Voltaire. l lpm 5am. liree. 33 Dec. l-'ortnightly'. l)rutn & bass with Shadow skill. the Dropout l)Js and a smattering of yery talented local guests. Dub. electro. house and funk are all in studio 3. I Vibe at ligo. l lpm 3am. £3. Weekly. (iay night with James Longworth on the decks. the Dancing Stud Mullins. the Singing llairy Bloke and the .\liming .\'un. Don't say we didn't warn ya. Also 33 Dec is a ('hristmas Vibe with Mother ('hristmas. 'l'op l)i\'a Bey and guests.

Chart & Party

I Nursery at ('ayendish/l)i\a.

l()pm 3am. £3 (£3; tree with Snaplax before midnight). Weekly. A play area lot" adults (with climbing lrames etc) and the mainstream chart and Rth action. I Peppermint Lounge at Peppermint Lounge. l()pm 3am.

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I Subway West End at Subway West lind. 7pm 3am. liree bcl'ore 9pm; £3 alter (£3). Weekly. See 'I'hu.

I The Subway at Subway. 7pm 3am. L l. Weekly. See l‘tl.

Edinburgh Wednesdays

Club

I Audio Tourism at l’i\o Bar ('lub.

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9pm 3am. Free. Weekly. Jamie Buchanan. Andy Brock and S-Arge on the decks.

I Bambu NYE Session at Bambu. 9pm 3am. £3 (discount entry with Honeycomb llogmanay' tickets). llogmanay. ()l‘licial warm up for the Honeycomb llogmanay. though there's no reason you can't just grooye all night at Bambu with l)Js like Kid and (i-Mac proyiding the drtun & bass with hip hop soul and breaks l'rom .\'a.sty' P and DJ Beliey'e on the other floor.

I The Big Splash at Ocean 'l'erminal. 9pm 3am. £35. llogmanay. l)J Spiller ( ‘(iroos-ejet') headlines the lcsll\‘llle with l)Js Trendy Wendy. .lon Pleased. 'l'okyoblu l)Js and more. See lit/inbm'g/i Ilu‘emunuy‘ Supp/entail.

I Bling at Po .\'a .\'a. l()pm 3am. liree. Weekly. I)ay'id ('raig lays down the linest R&B and hip hop from the last ten years.

I Chile 8: Lime New Year’s Eve Party at [human Be-In.

l()pm 3am. £15. llogmanay. .\'\'li party from the I)lP'l' crew with l‘unk. .sotil. hip hop and jam breaks courtesy of .\'asty P. Jay P. P-Sty'll. ('unnie and lil .‘ylari-a'chi. l‘rec cocktail and canape reception and a ‘all in w hite’ theme

w ill be in l'ull el’l‘ect. Ask behind the bar or etnail ey'ents(a chileandlime.com for tickets.

I Citrus Hogmanay at (‘itrus ('lub. ll).3()pm 3am. £10 £15. llogmanay. 'l‘he l)Js from 'I‘easage. Planet liarth. (i3 and (ienetik join forces for a mix of indie. rock. Slls. l'unk and more l'or this .\'Yli special. I Club Soma Hogmanay Hoot at (’ommplex. Spm 4am. £l3 £l5. llogmanay. .\'ot to be confused with the record label bttt equally as good with deep house. electronica and teclmo l'rom Rob l)y lan. .\laxx. Yutaro and (iary Human joined by yery special guest the wonderful and delightful l)ol :\llisoll l()l. ()nc l)o\ e lame).

I Colours at ('ity Bar. 0pm 3am. £35. llogmanay. 'l‘he ol‘licial itllc‘l'sltow party in association with lled Kandi goes oil in style with Alison Limerick. Pattl .\"Jie. Smokey & 'l'he Bandit and a host of others. See lat/in/nufe/i llogmunuy' Supplement.

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