The Front
HIGH FIVE CRIMINAL RECORDS
SCOTT MURRAY, forward for the Edinburgh Rugby team, tackles places in Edinburgh that can satisfy the appetite of a 16st 8lb sporting fellow.
As Jennifer Love Hewitt joins the ranks of actors-turned-singers with her truly rank debut platter. it seems approriate to salute those under the wild misapprehension that actors can be singers.
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2 Mussel Inn, Rose Street Thr‘ay have huge portions of mussels that you can have tor a starter. A great treat when you fancy sorneththg a hrt (letterent.
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4 Yo! Sushi, Rose Street At Yo! the food jUSl keeps eornrng and coming, and there if; no tllillal watt. Wlthll means Instant sattstachon.
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