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just got on with life. All this lighting seemed pointless and was making me sadder and sadder.’ A PR for tnarge issued this statement: ‘We accept this truce for what it is . . . and we are glad for the people of Britain to now know the trttth that margarine and the softer spreads haye something to offer that can neyer . . f and was then cut off in mid rant. Comedians thankfully stumped by City of God (‘omics used to getting laughs by referencing how shit they perceiye modern films to be haye been sttnnped to wring chuckles from a film
that deyastates the senses with ‘ - a litany of horrors and real Violence. much of it directed at and through children. A . spokesperson for the Stand said it was ‘confused by and was making me sadder and 5 sadder
Man eats own dinner A local man. depending on where you liye. ‘surely tnust have' eaten his own dinner last night in the area. A statistical suryey has not been ‘as yet undertaken'. according to a goyernmental spokesman in as close a related goyernment field as possible. speaking last week. He added: ‘(‘ome on. surely it mttst haye happened. It happens all the bloody time.‘
Scientists fail to actually put their finger on
it though they kind of all agree that you can be perfectly happy with whatever your kid chooses to wear
They added that panellists belieye espetts are right when they agreed with analysts saying that if the kid is old enough to choose. you should refrain from your own sartorial direction and not weigh down ‘their little shoulders‘ with your own worries and shame about combinations and ‘clash‘.
Meaning of life ‘puzzle’ solved by a new definition of the word ‘meaning’
Rather than going on and on about it — ‘Why are we here'.". ‘What is it all about." et cetera — experts at a conference at the [)aon resort deep inside the Swiss mountains concluded that it is the word ‘meaning‘ we should be focusing on. We will then see that it is species egocentricity that obscures any answer. We should just see the ‘meaning‘ as what is most important about the ttniyerse and life. It dawned on them that this. of course.
is simply our experience of it as a fortn of understanding. Butter and margarine end war: peace
spreads as rivals agree to accept their differences and varying appeals ._ A spokeswoman spoke for butter yesterday: ‘Wow. it is time w
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