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I Bling at Po .\'a .\'a. 10pm— 3am. Free.

Weekly. The brothers Harry 1.(} attd Rico lay dovvn the fittest Rtkli and hip lt()[).

I Bootylicious at (‘abaret Voltaire. l lpm—3am. £4. 29 Jan. A three deck freakshovv of R& B a cappcllas cut up and scratched over ltip hop breaks from Richie Rufftone attd l.y'ley. 1.ive graff sessions in roottt 2.

I Club Tropicana at l’otlet‘t'oys

Student L'nion. l 1pm—3am. Free. 22 Jan.

Fortnightly. A fttll on taste of the 80s. lattnch night features a best ntttllet competition.

Clubs .

Glasgow

I Ad-Lib 111 Hope Street. 243 6645. I Air Organic 36 Kelvingrove Street. 564 5201.

I Archaos 25 Queen Street. 204 3189.

I The Arches Midland Street (off Jamaica Street). 0901 022 0300.

I Asylum 70 (‘ovvcaddens Road. 332 0681.

I Babaza 25 Royal lixchange Square. 204 0101 .

I Bennet’s 80 (ilassford Street. 552 5761.

I Blackfriars 26 Bell Street. 552 5924.

I Bonkers 67 Hope St. 248 5884. I Brel 39 Ashton Lane. 342 4966.

I Budda 142 St Vincent Street. 221 5660.

I The Cathouse l5 t'nion Street. 248 6606.

I CCA 350 Sauchiehall Street. 352 4900.

I The Cran 1038 Argyle Street. 248 6881.

I Cuba Norte 17 John Street. 552 3505.

I Cube 34 Queen Street. 226 8990. I Cul De Sac Ashton Lane. 334

4749. I Eat Drink Man Woman 34-44 King St. 552 9227.

I Fury Murry’s 96 Maxwell Street. 221 6511.

I The Garage 490 Sattchiehall Street.

332 1120.

I Glasgow School of Art 167 Renfrevv Street. 332 0691.

I Glasgow University Union 32 L'niversity Avenue. 339 8697.

I The Griffiny 266 Bath Street. 331 5171.

LASSIE FABULOUS

I Green Energy at Bongo ('lub. 10pm 3am. £3. 29 Jan. (ireenGttide fundraiser featuring high energy drumming hands. ('apoeira. lovv energy poetry. acoustics and visuals.

I Joko at the lloneycomb. 10pm 3am. £3. Weekly. .\'evv vveekly' night at the lloneycomb as [)1 [-11 plays the best in hip hop and R&B.

I Lizard Soup at Medina.

10pm 3am. Free. Weekly. 1)] Hand serves tip a healthy selection of old school fttnk. soul-jazz grooves and hip hop breaks in lidinbut'gh's tttost laid back lounge basement.

I Groucho St Judes 190 Bath Street. 331 5171.

I 92 474 Sattehiehall St (behind the Garage). 353 3111.

I Havana 50 Hope Street. 248 4466. I Life (basement of Corinthian). 191 Ingram Street. 552 1101.

I The Lighthouse 56 Mitchell Street. 221 6362

I The Living Room 5 Bytes Road. 339 851 1.

I MAS 29 Royal l{\change Sqttare. 221 7080.

I The Medicine Room 3032 (‘athedral Square. 552 3519.

I Mercury Lounge 142 Bath Lane. 248 1777.

I Moloco 1287 Argyle Street. 334 4813. I Nice ‘n’ Sleazy 421 Sauchiehall Street. 333 9637

I O’Henry’s 14 Drury Street. 248 3751. I Pivo Pivo, 15 Waterloo Street. 564 8100

I Polo Lounge 84 Wilson Street.

553 1221.

I Queen Margaret Student Union 22 l'niversity (iardens. 3399784. I Reds. 375 Sauchiehall Street. 331 1635.

I Riverside Club 15m Street. 569 7287.

I Rocksy’s Basement 40 Sea Stteddon Street. Paisley. 552 5791.

I The Shack 193 Pitt St. 332 7522.

I Soba 11 Mitchell Street Lane. 204 2404.

I Soundhaus 47 llydepark Street. 221 4659.

I Spy Bar 153 Bath Street. 221 7711. I Tchai-Ovna 42 ()tago Lane. 357 4524.

I Tempus (‘(‘.-\. 350 Sauchiehall Street.

.see above.

I 13th Note 260 ('lyde Street. 243 2177

I The Tunnel 84 Mitchell Street. 204 1000.

I Variety Bar 401Sattcltieha11 Street. 332 4449.

I The Velvet Rooms 520 Sauchiehall Street. 3320755.

I Lovestruck at ligo. 10.30pm 3am. £4. 22 Jan. (iay 1e and Spider handle the up front tttties at this llen Stag party night complete vs ith strippers (male and female). drinks promos and more. Boys enter through 1igo.girls \ ia the ()tithotise. ('lassy.

I Low Gravity at the liquid Room. 10.30pm 3am. L3 1122; free to Sublime members). Weekly. .\'e\s night geared tovvartls tttrtting the mid-vveek messy vs ith nu-skool breaks and cheap home. It's a heady combo and it comes courtesy of l’elis and Beany. the back room boys from Sublime. And noys there are [no nevt

I The Woodside Social Club 329 North \Voodsidc Road. 337 1643. I Yang 33 Queen Street. 248 8484.

Edinburgh

I Babylon 198 (ireat Junction Street. 555 2793.

I Bam Bou 66 67 Sotttlt Bridge. 556 0200.

I Bann UK 5 Hunter Square. 226 1112. I Baracoa 7 Victoria Street. 225 5846. I Bar Union 253 258 ('ovvgale. 557 2780.

I The Beat Jazz Basement la ('hambers Street. 225 5209.

I La Belle Angele 11 llaslies (lose. 225 7536.

I Beluga 30a ('hambers Street. 624 4545.

I Berlin. 3 Qttecnsferry Street Lane. 467 7126.

I The Bongo Club 14 .\'evv Street. 556 5204.

I Cavendish West ‘l‘olleross. 228 3252. I 0.0. Blooms 23 24 (ireenside l’lace. 5569331.

I The Citrus (irintllay Street. 622 7086. I The Cafe Blair Street. 220 0125.

I The Cocteau Lounge (Ego), l’icardy Place. 478 7434.

I The Commplex ('ommercial Street. 1.eith. 555 5622.

I Cuba Norte 192 Morrison Street. 221 0499.

I Ego l’icardy Place. 478 7434.

I eh1 197 lliglt Street. 220 5277.

I El Barrio 104 West Port. 229 8805. I The Establishment 3 Semple Street. 229 7733.

I Flashback 9 11 Hope Street. 226 0901.

I Gaia King Stables Road. 229 7986.

I Gilded Saloon 233 ('ovsgatc. 229 3633.

I The Honeycomb 15-47 .\‘it1t1ry Street. 530 5540.

I The Human Be-In 2 8 West ('t‘osscatisevvay. 662 8860.

I Iguana 41 l.othian Street. 220 4288.

Look Frank, I've been resting for 14 years now. No one's talking about Lassie anymore. Look at this guy... Grey Friar's Bobby - what's he got I don't? He's got longevity and I'll tell you what else -

3 namesll and

I'm sitting

here with only 1r" one - like a ' l

“I...

I don't like this strip anymore...

Lassie baby I've got two more names for you -

Las Vegas! Las Vegas Lassie! Leave it with me baby I'll book The Sands! Frank loves

you baby. rd / ‘u.

it's weird.

Las Vegas Lassie hmm? I like it. I'll need a song. I know just the one but I'm not name—checking that fucking jakey every night.

listings Clubs

additions to the fantin as Silver Storic and (lay :\lit1c‘t‘s01110111 the residents' roster.

I Opal Lounge at ()pal Lounge.

10pm 3am. £3. Weekly. .\lid\\cck session from Toby Saltonstall and his disco. Rtkli. funk and house mash tip.

I Opium at ()pitttn. 11pm 3am. liree. Weekly. .\'e\s ltard ass rock and metal night front local 1)] of ill repute ('laire .\loffat and the odd guest.

Chart & Party

I Smooch at Stibvsay West lind. 7pm 3am. £2 (£1 ). Weekly. Student soiree vsith tasty drinks promos all night long.

I The Liquid Room 9c Victoria Street. 225 2564.

I Loca 235 (on gate. 225 5413.

I Magoo’s Basement 27 West Port. 221 1448.

I The M8Mb0 Club \Vcsl litllc‘t‘oss, 447 3391.

I Massa (formerly Club Mercado) 36 39 Market Street. 226 4224.

I The Meadow Bar (Moo Bar) Buccleuch Street. 667 6907.

I Opal Lounge 51 (ieorge Street. 226 2275.

I Opium 71 ('ovvgate. 225 8382.

I The Outhouse Broughton Street Lane. 5.57 668.

I Oxygen 3-5 Infirmary Street. 557 9997.

I Peppermint Lounge Blair Street. 622 681 1

I Pivo 27-6('a1ton Road. 557 2925.

I Po Na Na 26 lirederick Street. 226

5334

I The Pond 22 24 Bath Road. 467 3825.

I PopRokit 2 l’icardy Place. 556 4272.

I The Potterrow Bristo Square. 650 9195.

I 0 Bar 5 ll 1.eilh Street. 557 5830. I Revolution 31 l.othian Road. 229 7670.

I Rush 3 Robertson's Close. 557 3768. I Studio 24 ('alton Road. 558 3758. I The subway ('Q“ gate. 225 6766. I The Subway West End l.othian Road. 229 9197.

I The Union llet‘iot Watt l'niversity. Riccarton. 451 5333.

I The Venue ('alton Road. 557 3073. I The Wash The Hound. 225 6193. I The Watershed 44 St Stephen Street. 220 3774.

I The Wee Red Bar titlinhurgh (‘ollege ()1 Art. l.auriston Place. 229 1442.

I Time 24a lirederick Street. 220 1226. I Why Not? 14 (ieorge Street. 624 831 1.

I Yo Below 66 Rose Street. 220 6040.

'Every stop I make I make a new friend... don't stay for long, keep travelling on - that's Las Vegas Lassie style. Maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down, until tomorrow - Las Vegas Sands is my home. I'm Lassie and you are a beautiful audience.

Life's a bitch and I really mean that!'

‘t‘ .Jar‘. THE LIST 75

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