Clubs listings

Glasgow Saturdays continued

I Violate at Big Joint. 8pm~2am. £10 (£5). 7 Dec. Monthly. Fetish clubs are go at this Scotstoun and Whiteinch perv- fest.

I Wired at Asylum. (‘aledonian L'niversity L'nion. l()pm—3am. £3. Weekly. Glasgow‘s longest rutming alternative indie night with drinks promos aplenty.

I Seduce at Archaos. l lpin~3am. £8 (£6). Weekly. Chany dance and R&B. not to mention an unhealthy smattering of cheese on this huge Sat nighter.

Q Zumbido at Blackfriars. Spin-lam. £5 (£4). 30 Nov only. This is a charity gig in aid of Brazillian Street Children. with the skills of Mr Peaches of Barrio fame. There's also l)J Subtropic and live percussion. Breaks. samba. salsa and house. and all for a good cause. Nice one.

Glasgow Sundays

Pre-club

I All Back to Mine at Moskito. Spin—midnight. Free. Weekly. A fantastic pre-club session with some of Glasgow's finest.

I Budda at Bar Budda. 8pm -tnidnight. Free. Weekly. Dispel the night-after blues with DJ Colin Walker of the New York Alliance. who will be playing only the deepest house and most progressive grooves.

I Craig Thomson at the Living Rootn. 5pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Nicknamed ‘The Recovery Session'. this is a chilled out session to soothe the hangover. with soul and ftmk applied liberally.

I Divine Intervention at Brel. 9pm—-midnight. Free. Weekly. l)J Hushpuppy blends mod. old groove and funk into a pleasing mash. served with some fine house red.

I Elilots at lilliots. Spin—midnight. Free. Weekly. A new open-decks night at this subtly positioned bar in the office district. Bring along your records. but only if they're good. .\'o trance please. I Freak Street Mods at Nice‘n'Sleazy's. 3pm—-7pm. Free. Weekly. A soul session with Kev and .\'eil playing the cream of the (i()s. Motown, R&B and ska.

I Flash Jack at Driftwood (formerly Los Borrachos). 9pm--midnight. Free. Weekly. Flash Jack play a mixture of funk. soul and reggae for a roeksteady Sun at this delectable (Tharing (‘ross booze hole.

I The Hustler at Air ()rganic. 5pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Straight out the ‘hood to your neck 0' the woods: Johnnie Blaze and his occasional guests supply grooves so smooth they’d move yo‘ momma's ass.

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I The Medicine Room at Brel. 8pm- midnight. Free. Weekly. Medicine Room l)Js turn a nasty mid-week mood into a smooth. seductive evening session. I Moloco at Moloco. 8pm midnight. Free. Weekly. .Martin St John keeps it mixed up. with a selection that takes in stompin‘ northern soul. roots. rock and reggae.

I Mongo’s Hi-Fi Sound System at Bloc. All day. Free. Weekly. Load up on Dub and grub as Mongo hits tis with cooking vinyl all day Sabbath. Mongo like candy!

I Phonic at .Moskito. ()pni-midnight. Free. Weekly. These Phonic fellows are popping tip everywhere. Winding down the weekend. (iordon and Steven play only the choicest house cuts.

I R&B at Bar ll). 7pm»-midnight. Free. Weekly. Relax with R&B tracksmithery and take advantage of the generous drinks promos at this classy city centre bar.

I Scratch’n’Sniff at Mc(‘huill's. 9pm~midnight Free. Weekly. New pre- club venture. featuring Danny Barbour playing house. garage and whatever else he fancies.

I Soulful Sundays at 'l‘chai-()vna. 3—7pm. Free. Weekly. It’s all conducive to a deep sense of chill: drink obscure teas, play chess. give your body a rest. Hosted by Raytnondo and Rodriguez (Fools Only). this is a soulful session to help rejoin the human race after the weekend's silliness.

I Sugar Shack at the Baby (hand to lilm Batik (iardens). 8pm» midnight. Free. Weekly. A blend of funk. jall. soul and Latin frotn l)J Marcelo.

Club

I Bennet’s at Bennet’s.

l l.3(lpm-- 3am. £3. Weekly. In which we are confronted by a strange parity. 'l‘om plays tunes loved by IZ-year-old girls. plus some bangin' handbag. to equally appreciative gay men. Funny old world. I Bite at the (‘athouse l().3()pm 3am. Free before l 1.30pm; £2 (£1.50) after. Weekly. A milder mix of indie and rock than you‘ll find at the city's premier rock venue on Fri or Sat.

I Bump’n’Grind at the Velvet Rooms. 1 lpm 3am. £4 (£2 ). Weekly. Wind down the weekend with l)M(i’s mix of R&B and street soul.

I Club Tropicana at the (iarage (Attic). llpm 3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. lndie. both classic and contemporary. with a healthy dose of Bt‘itpop.

I Cut the Crap at MAS. l lpm~3am. £thc. 1 Dec. Monthly. Bosco and the Junkyard Dog host this relatively new night of twisted craziness. ()n this date. David Holmes is expected to hold court at the after party for the Streets gig. Mighty.

This pass entitles you to a discount (stated in the Club Listings) at the clubs listed on the front of this card.

Your pass to great club nights in Glasgow 8. Edinburgh

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want in the two weeks it’s valid and when this one runs out, you can get a brand new card in the next issue.

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Silicone Scally guests at Electroluxe, Fri 29 Nov

I Disco Badger at Bamboo.

5pm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. A night that will bring together guests from all over the (ilasgow club landscape. Sub (‘lub. Sole. the now deceased Volcano and a plethora of other clubs will be donating spinners in the coming months.

I Dream at Strawberry Fields. lt).3()pm 3am. £15. Weekly. Fifteen quid to get in‘.’ You’re ‘av‘in' a laugh. ain‘t ya'.’ But wait: the bar is completely free all night. so stop moaning and get drunk.

I Hard Wired at Barfly (formerly the 13th .\'ote (‘lub). 9pm 3am. Free. Weekly. A night so rockin' it will have Kurt wishing he hadn't been quite so rash.

0 lnstal 02 at the Arches. 4pm- midnight. 1 Dec only. £13 (£10). lnstal ()2 brings to (ilasgovv some of the most intensely sensual and mind blowing artists from the outer edges of contemporary music. If you're into Warp records. you'll love Stephan Matthieu. if you dig John (‘age or Sonic Youth. you should hear l’hil .\'iblock. If you know these artists already. you probably have your ticket. If you don't. take a gamble. I Liquid Cool at Baba/a. 9pm 3am. £5. Weekly. AJ. Kris Keegan and Ian Thompson play top-notch vocal garage and house to a club packed with hyper- hedonistic twentysomething revellers. all of whom seem to have forgotten that they have work in the morning. If quality tunes and glaiiiot'otis antics are your bag. Sun at Baba/a is unmissable.

I One Sunday at the Tunnel.

1 lpnr~3am. £4 (£1 ). Weekly. The Rth continues with the Tunnel crew on this sinful sabbath celebration. Wear nice clothes for admission. please.

0 Optimo at the Sub (‘lub

l lpm- 3am. £thc. Weekly. Starts back on I Dec. Welcome home. boy's. ()ptimo say a mighty howdy doo to their spiritual home. with this night electronic perversion with Iilectronicat and (il) l.uxxe live. Then. on 8 Dec. we have the re-scheduled appearance of electronic terrorists Add (1)) to X.

I Sunday Surgery at ('ube.

l lpm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. (‘ameron ('t'aig dispenses some salve for your soul in this diverting winder-dow ner with a tnedical theme.

I Sunday Best at the Shed. 10.30pm 3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. The Right Reverend Jim l)a Best tllype. ('ube) plays whatever the hell he wants each and every Sabbath for the hungover ones.

Glasgow Mondays

Pre-club

I Hector Monday’s Quiz at \ieo‘s. 9pm midnight. Free. Weekly. ()r. to give it its fttll title. ‘llector Monday's Qui/ on a Sun every Monday". Prizes galore. pri/es for the worst dressed. disastrous haircuts. sluttish antics and general misbehaviour make this a remarkable pre-club spectacle. I Salsa Vida at llavana. £4. Weekly. Feel the rhy lllllt. This is a relaxed and friendly salsa class (w ith teacher Andy Baird) for those wishing to dip their toes in the salsa water.

I Cul De Sac at (‘ul De Sac.

9pm midnight. Free. Weekly. Watch you don't burn your fingers on Dr Paul‘s Quiz of Fire.

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I Burn at MAS. l lpm 3am. Free for staff of any pub or club: £3 to everyone else. Weekly. l)Js Norman and Zeus preside over the biggest and longest running staff night out in history. Freedom for the workers. and there's also a guest appearance every now and again.

I Passionality at ('ube. 1 1.30pm 3am. Free. Weekly. 1)] Shawn ensures that the weekend is staying alive with this post- weekend night of pleasing chartistry.

Glasgow Tuesdays

Pre-club

I Colin Davie at Spy Bar. ‘)ptn~midnight. Free. Weekly. (‘olin l)av ie does his thang. delivering some quality house grooves and whatever the hell he feels like.

I Doctor Salsa at llavana. S lllpm. Free. Weekly. A salsa class for beginners with Doctor Salsa. Let the good doctor check your salsa pulse at this popular 'l'ue class.

I Flueda de Casino at (‘uba Norte. 7.30pm midnight. £4. Weekly. lf fast- moving ('uban street dancing is your thing. then not only are you an intriguing human