Glenrothes

Bob Doolally’s Football Flashbacks Rothes Halls. Rothes Square. 0|592 6| 1 101. 8pm. £8 (£6). A life in football relived by the washed-up footie manager and self-styled pundit.

Glasgow

Michael Redmond’s Sunday Service The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £4 (£2). Adrian Poynton indulges in his oddball observations. with backing frotn Rachel Amey and a bundle of Velvet Virgins.

Edinburgh

Whose Lunch is it Anyway? The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. lpm. Free. See Sun 8.

Sunday Safari The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £4 (£2). Allan Millar leads a comedy trip into the unknown with headliner Steve Harris and John McBride.

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Edinburgh

Red Raw The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £l. Host Ben Darcy and headliner Blair Watt put stand-up try- outs through their paces.

Glasgow

Bob Doolally’s Football Flashbacks The Stand. 33.3 Woodlands Road. ()870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £7 (£6). See Sat 14.

Edinburgh The Fred MacAulay Show The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £7

STAND-UP SUSAN AND JANICE: OUT

OF OUR HEADS Tron Theatre, Glasgow, Fri 6 & Sat

7 Sep

You'd think that after three weeks of nightly performances at the Edinburgh Fringe. Susan and Janice would want to sleep for a month. I know I do. and l was just reviewing. which I'm sure is much less taxing. But they must be made of stronger stuff than me. because not only are they not resting. they're heading straight out on a UK tour. They've never toured before. and they're both excited at the prospect. particularly as they‘ve arranged it so it‘s like a working holiday. 'lt's going to be great,’ says Janice enthusiastically. ‘We've got loads of time off so we‘re going to do the whole tourist thing. We’re going to meet up with friends too. so it‘s going to be fun.‘

Out of our Heads. for those who

(£6). A monthly show from BBC Scotland’s voice of breakfast radio. Join Fred and a selection of blossotning stand-up talent for' two hours of hilarity.

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Glasgow

The Fred MacAulay Show The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £7 (£6). See 'l‘ue l7.

Edinburgh

A Kick Up the Tabloids The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £5 (£4). Breaking news from around the world is treated with check. irreverence and blatant contempt in some side—splitting topical satire from acting political polemicists Pattl Sneddon. Susan Morrison atid John Flint.

Glasgow

Jongleurs Comedy Club Jongleurs. L'(i(‘ Building. Renfrew Street. ()870 787 0707. 7.30pm. £6. Phil Butler. Scotland's Vladimir Mc'l'avish. Andrew Pipe and fortner paramedic Brian lliggiits.

The Stand The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. ()870 600 6055. 9pm. £5 (£4). (‘hirpy Yorkshire lad Alun (‘ochrane. Dundce’s Ben Darcy and Delia (iallagher join host Raymond Mearns.

Edinburgh

The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £5 (£4). Slow burning patter tnerchant David Kay introduces l.eith‘s (‘olin Ratnone. the ever- loveable Teddy and Blair \Vatt.

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Comedy meets tourism

missed the Fringe run. is a madcap mystery in which Susan and Janice stay in a mysterious guesthouse. full of bizarre characters, finding themselves in a number of increasingly odd situations. It‘s much more theatrical than previous shows this is the first time they‘ve had props but their trademark character acting and screwy humour is still very much in evidence. Some extra material will be added to the tow shows and they don't have to restrict the time to an

h0ur. as they did during the Fringe run.

They'll also be incorporating comedy workshops into the tour. The workshops are part of their crusade to encourage more women to enter a profession that is still very much dominated by men; just look at the Perrier shortlist this year. Janice is partiCUlarly vocal on this subject: 'You know. I've heard men say: “But women just aren't funny," and I think: “Who have you been Speaking to? Do you actually know any women?" A guy came up to me after a show this year and said: “I thought that was really good. but I wish you wouldn‘t curse." because women aren't supposed to do that are they?“

That this kind of attitude is still prevalent is amazing land very sad). but if there‘s anyone who can change it. it will be these two intelligent. likeable and

very funny women. (Kirsty Knaggs)

GLASGOW UPDATE A MOVE, A MAKEOVER AND MORE CLUBS

While Edinburgh picks itself up and brushes itself down after the festival. we can have a quick look at some of the changes that have been happening in Glasgow during August.

Clone Zone has moved back to a bigger and brighter location in its original home of Virginia Street. It had a hasty move from a crumbling Virginia Galleries several years ago into a squashed corner of the LGBT Centre foyer but now. thanks to its new premises. it has plenty of space: ideal for browsing through its ranges of clothes. toys. books. magazine and Videos.

Another change comes at the Waterloo. Glasgow's longest running gay bar. It has had an extensive makeover. the new look still in keeping with its Victorian theme. yet still slightly trendy and anonymous. No matter what the decor. the

Back to normal at the Clone Zone

Waterloo still attracts an older crowd and is the least pretentious place in town. The club Seventh Heaven has opened up in Elmbank Gardens at Charing

Cross and is holding a gay night every Wednesday. You can choose from retro funk on the first Wednesday. cabaret on the second and contempOrary beats on the third. The fourth brings another much needed women-only night to Glasgow (men are allowed in as guests). Time will tell whether or not people will head to the other end of the city centre from the main gay scene to sample something a little bit different. But as they say. a change is as good as a rest. (Jane Hamilton) I Clone Zone, 45 Virginia Street. Glasgow; Waterloo. Waterloo Street, Glasgow; Seventh Heaven, 75 Elmbank Gardens, Glasgow.

' Glasgow Thursdays

Groups

Steve Retson LGBT ('entre. ll Dixon Street. 22l 7203. 5.30»-8.30pm. Free. Weekly. (iay men's sexttal health advisory service. (‘ontact 2| l 860] for appointments.

Lesbian Health Clinic Sandyt‘ortl Initiative. Sauchiehall Street. 21] 6700. 5.30 8pm. Free. Weekly. llealth advice. TFl Bi-G-Les Youth Group LGBT Centre. ll Dixon Street. 22l 7203.

4 8pm. Free. Weekly. An open meeting for young LGBT up to the age of 25. Gay and Lesbian Badminton Club Knightswood Secondary School. 60 Knightswood Road. 7pm. Weekly. All welcome at this friendly club. contact Donn on 07985 62l 057 for more details.

Glasgow GOC Swimmers Contact 649 5896. 7.30 -9pm. Weekly. Informal session.

LIPS (ilasgow Women‘s Library. 109 'l‘rongate. 552 8345/7539. 2»»4pm. Free. Thu 12 Sep. Fortnightly. Support for lesbians and bisexual women under 25.

Glasgow Fridays

Cinema

Cabaret (il-‘l'. Rose Street. 332 8l28. 3.30 6’; 8.30pm (Fri & Sun); 1 8; 6pm (Sat). £3.75 £4.75 (£2 £3.50). Fri

l3 Stiti 15 Sep. Bob Fosse's masterpiece about Weimar (iermany is brilliantly performed. and the choreography dazzles. I.ook ottt for the Liza Minnelli

Clubs

Girls on Top Bennet‘s. (ilassford Street. 552 5761. llpm—3.30am. £3 £6 (£2 £5). Fri 6 Sep. Monthly. Bennet's second floor becomes a female only zone with DJ Sara providing the soundtrack.

Groups TFI Bi-G-Les Youth Group Drop In LGBT (‘entre. l l Dixon Street. 22]

7203. 4--8pm. Free. Weekly. Support for LGBT up to the age of 25.

Glasgow Saturdays

Cinema Cabaret Fri l3—Sun l5 Sep. See Fri.

Groups

LIPS Glasgow Women‘s Library. 109 'I‘rongate. 552 8345/7539. 2--4pm. Free. Sat 7 Sep. Fortnightly. See Thu.

Gay Rambling Group Contact 950 l08l. Sat 14 Sep. Fortnightly (alternating between Saturdays and Sundays). (‘all for tnore details on meeting places and times.

MAST LGBT. l 1 Dixon Street. 22] 7203. 2— 5pm. Free. Sat l4 Sep. Monthly. By appointment only.

OLGA LGBT. | l Dixon Street. 22l 7203. 2.30—4.30pm. Free. Sat l4 Sep. Monthly.

Glasgow Sundays

Cinema

Monsoon Wedding (ll-'1‘. Rose Street. 332 8128. Sun 3.30pm & Wed Iprn. £3.75—£4.75 (£2—£3.50). Sun 8 & Wed 1 I Sep. Mira Nair's modern lndia- set ensemble drama is full of humanity. humour and heart. Look ottt for the gay wee brother who refuses to conform. Cabaret Fri l3—-Sun l5 Sep. See Fri.

Groups

GOC Cycling Group Contact 649 5896. Sun 8 Sep. Monthly. (‘all for more details.

Glasgow Mondays

Groups

Performance Group LGBT Centre. ll Dixon Street. 221 7203. 7.30pm. Free. Weekly. Meeting for anyone interested iii theatre and music skills. Holistic Healing Group LGBT Centre. I 1 Dixon Street. 22l 7203.

7.30- l0pm. Free. Weekly. (‘ontact 423 5952 for tnore information.

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