I MZK at Gaia. 10pm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Enjoy the Mudd Club. an altemative indie night on the main floor and Disco 2000, a self-explanatory night of dancefloor disco in the upstairs lounge.

I Obscene at La Belle Angele. Next date tbc.

I Red at Po Na Na. 1 1pm—3am. Free. Weekly. DJ Harry Lets Go (Tribal Funktion/Boombox) puts the eclectic into electric at this stylish souk bar.

I Slap & Tickle at Club Mercado. 10pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. DJ Tully supplies the funky beats and breaks while drinks promos. competitions and themed

Clubs

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Glasgow

I Ad-Lib l l 1 Hope Street. 248 6645. I Air Organic 36 Kelvingrove Street. 564 5201.

I Alasksa 142 Bath Lane. 248 1777. I Ar'chaos 25 Queen Street. 204 3189. I The Arches Midland Street (off Jamaica Street). ()901 022 0300.

I Asylum 70 Cowcaddens Road. 332 0681.

I Babaza 25 Royal Exchange Square. 204 0101.

I Bennet’s 80 Glassford Street. 552 5761.

I Blackfrlars 26 Bell Street. 552 5924.

I Bonkers Hope St. 248 5884.

I Brel 39 Ashton Lane. 342 4966.

I Budda 142 St Vincent Street. 221 5660.

I Caiedonian University Student Union (Asylum) 70 Cowcaddens Road. 332 0681.

I The Cathouse 15 Union Street. 248 6606.

I Cleopatra’s 508 Great Western Road. Kelvinbridge. 334 0560.

I Club Budda 142 St Vincent St. 221 2213.

I The Cran 1038 Argyle Street. 248 6881.

I Cube 34 Queen Street. 226 8990.

I Cul De Sac Ashton Lane. 334 8899. I Eat Drink Man Woman 34—44 King St. 552 9227.

I Firebird 1321 Argyle Street. 334 0594.

I Fury Murry’s 96 Maxwell Street. 221 651 l.

I The Garage 490 Sauchiehall Street. 332 l 120.

. GLASGOW FABULOUSY FROM THE CITYTHAT GAVUFTPUNK

dress nights combine to keep things interesting.

I Soul Boogie at La Belle Aiigele. 10.30pm—3am. Free. 27 Mar. Monthly. Ross Boy and Rico Suave showcase classic funk tunes all night long.

Chart & Party

I Planet at the Cavendish. 10pm -3aiii. Free with Snapfax before 10.30pm: £2 (with student 11)). Weekly. Student-only night featuring three floors of unbridled antics. Enjoy up-to-date dance on the first floor. retro chart on the middle floor and a selection of games and karaoke iii the upstairs lounge.

I Glasgow School of Art 167 Renfrevv Street. 332 0691.

I Glasgow University Union 32 University Avenue. 339 8697.

I The Griffiny 266 Bath Street. 339 8697.

I Groucho St Judes 190 Bath Street. 331 5171.

I 92 474 Sauchiehall St (behind the Garage). 353 3111.

I Havana 50 Hope Street. 248 4466. I Lite (basement of Corinthian). 191 lngrain Street. 552 1101.

I The Lighthouse 56 Mitchell Street. 221 6362

I The Living Room 5 Byers Road. 339 851 1.

I MAS 29 Royal lixchange Square. 221 7080.

I Moloco 1287 Argyle Street. 334 4813.

I Nice ‘n’ Sleazy 421 Sauchiehall Street. 333 9637

I O’Henry’s I)rtiry Street. 248 3751. I Pivo Pivo, 15 \Vaterlot) Street. 564 8100

I Polo Lounge 84 Wilson Street. 553 1221.

I Queen Margaret Student Union 22 tfiiiversity (iardens. 339

9784.

I Reds. 375 Sauchiehall Street. 331 1635.

I Riverside Club 1-‘os Street. 569 7287.

I Rocksy’s Basement 4() Sets Sneddoit Street. Paisley. 552 5791.

I The Shack 193 Pitt St. 332 7522. I Soba 11 Mitchell Street Lane. 204 2404.

I Soundhaus 47 Hyde Park Street. 221 465‘).

I Spy Bar Bath Street. 221 771 1. I Tchai-Ovna 42 ()tago Lane. 357 4524.

I 13th Note 260 (‘lyde Street. 243 2177

I Trash I97 Pitt Street. 572 3372.

I Pop Idols at Revolution. ltlpiii 3am. £4 non-students 1L2 students). \Veekly. the “V star search has created a monster and this is its spayyn. Singing hopefuls alternately iiiipi'ess and distress their friends in the hope of yyiiuiing a karaoke iitachine. I Shark at liros/lilite. 9.30pm 3am. £3 (£2) before 11pm: £4 iL‘3i after. Weekly. ‘Scotland's biggest student night’ supply iiig the obligatory chart pap.

I Skint at the .-\rk. 10pm 3am. [2 itrce with proof of overdraft 1. Weekly. 111C undisputed king of student nights not only supplies the finest chart antheiiis but also cares enough to provide drinks at £1 all night and free entry to oyei'drayy 11 students.

I The Tunnel 84 Mitchell Street. 204 1000.

I Variety Bar 401Saucliiehall Street. 332 4449.

I The Velvet Rooms Sauchiehall Street. 332 0755.

I The Woodside Social Club 329 North \Voodside Road. 337 1643.

I Yang 33 Queen Street. 248 8484.

Edinburgh

I The Ark 3 Seiiiple Street. 229 “.133. I Bam Bou 66/67 South Bridge. 556 0200.

I Bann UK 5 Hunter Square. 226 1112. I Baracoa 7 Victoria Street. 225 5846. I Bar Union 253/258 ('oyygttle. 55" 2780.

I La Belle Angele tt llasiies ('Iose. 225 7536.

I Beluga 30a (‘ltainhers Street. 624 4545.

I The Bongo Club 14 Sets Street. 556 5204.

I Cavendish \Vt‘sl Ilitlllk'l'tlsx 3252.

I C.C. Blooms 25 24 (il'L‘L‘llSltlt‘ Place. 556 9331.

I The Citrus (iriiitllay Street. 622 7086.

I The City Cafe Blair Street. 220 0125.

I Club Java ('oiiiiiiei‘cial Street. l.eitli. 555 5622.

I The Cocteau Lounge (Ego), l’icardy Place. 478 7434.

I Cuba Norte 192 Morrison Street. 221 0499.

I Ego l’lc‘ul’tl} Place. 473 7434.

I eh1 1‘)... llig‘lt Street. 220 52—“.

I El Barrio 104 \Vest Port. 231) ssos. I Gaia King Stables Road. 22‘) "986. I Gilded Saloon 2.3.3 ('oyygate. 22‘) 3633.

I The Honeycomb 15 t“ \itltlry Street. 530 5540.

I The Human Be-In 2/8 \\cst (‘i‘tisscittisety;iy. 662 8860.

I Iguana 41 l.othian Street. 220 4288.

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I Smooch at Stiltyyay \\'cs1 l'.11tl. 7pm 3am. L2 1 '21 \y 1111 student 11 ) oi l'lyei‘). Student soii'ee \\ itli tasty Saiiilttiea £1 a shot all night long.

I The Subway ;t1 the Stilw..iy.

‘lpiii 511111.1'1’t‘t‘lttt students \yitli iiiati'ictilatioii card; ‘21 otlici'yyise. \Veekly. Sec '1 liti.

I Traffic Light Night .11 t int ltlpiii 3aiii. L4 1L3). \‘yeckly \ illt'lli ot \yaiitoii flitting tor the students. liyeryoiic gets a stickei oii ;tiii\;t1: i’eti means no \yay iiii \yliicli case \\11\ are you there ,’i; aiiiliei' iiieaiis ‘iii.tylie' .tlltl green iiteaiis yoti'ie tuziiie oii toi cheap llli‘llls.

I The Liquid Room ‘l.‘\it1ttti.i Street. 225 2561.

I Loca 235 ('ttyygatc. I The Mambo Club \‘vesi loiteioss. 4-17 3391.

I The Meadow Bar (Moo Bar) liticclcticli .Sliect. 66" 6‘11)”.

I Club Mercado *6 3‘) \l.11’l\t'l Stteef. 226 4224.

I Noa. 3(‘lticeiislciiy Street I we. '.6‘ -136.

I North Bridge Bar ht'ttlsttidi‘t 116:.- 20 North lii'idge. 556 1558.

I “l (itl\‘.}'.llt‘. .‘j; \:‘.2. I The Outhouse l-tioiiplztou s;:.~.~' 1.;111t‘. (l(i.\4

I Oxygen 3 5 litlii'iiiai}. Sti.‘e1.‘5‘ out)“,

I Peppermint Lounge l‘il.:ll sue.» (1226511

I Pivol 6 (Lilian Road. 35"

I PO Na Na 26 l ietleiiek Street. “6

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I The Pond .‘.‘. 23 11.111: Rosa. NV 3825.

I PopRokit 2 l’ieaitly l’late. ‘56 1‘ I The Potterrow l'illsii' Sig....:.-, Wt 0105.

I 0 Bar 5111citliSi;.-.-i.5" I Revolution <1 11‘1llltlillSl‘.1\i,.\\" "it‘ll,

I RUSh 3 l\)tll‘&'1l\tlll‘\ (ll\3\\.. 22 i 1"\ I Studio 24(fliltoii Road. 55\ 4‘8 I The Subway ( i»\\;j.ite. .‘2 I The Subway West End 1 Nina Road. 229919".

I The Union llei'iot \\.i:t 1 3:31. .‘:sa'.‘.. ls’iccai'toii. >151 5 3 3 3

I The Venue ( ‘alioii Road. 55' 311* I lillt' \1t‘lllltl. I The Watershed :1 st. Siepiiezw .Slt't‘t‘l. 22115774.

I The Wee Red Bar 1 tlllll‘llit'll (‘ollege()1.\rt.lattiistoiil’laee. ‘2‘" 14-12.

I Time 2~la l'retleiiek Sheet. 3.311 13.6 I Why Not? 11(ieotz'eSueet.6“ 8311.

I Yo Below 66 Km.- siiecz. 66.6

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