Goldie gets to grips with TNT at The Arches, Fri 9 Mar

I Shake The Disease at The Riverside (‘Iub. Midnight 3.30am. £l() in advance (available from Fopp and 23rd Precinct). 3 Mar. Monthly. Acid house revival night playing classics from the years l‘)87 to l‘)()?_. Get out your Smiley garb. your light sticks and of course your drugs fora night of unbridled hedonism. Plus. the er. legendary 808 State play live.

I Solution at Q. 5pm-~3am (DJs from I lpm). Free before I lpm; £5 after. Weekly. Archaos' Ryan Kerr takes over from Stevie Middleton. on a vocal house tip.

I Subculture at Substitute Venue (Planet Peach). I Ipnr -3ani. £l(). Weekly. llarri and Domenic cram an unfeasible number of perfect selections into the time available. The crowd go wild. You know how it goes.

I Syntax at The Renfrew Ferry.

I lpm ~3am. £8 on the door; £5 in advance (available from Fopp and Missing Records). It) Mar. Bi-monthly. Mark Ambrose aka Skymaster ((‘rayon Records) takes tip his new residency. playing tech-house for the hungry with support from DJ Jace. Nik (‘raig and Adam Mars.

I Triumph at The Tunnel. I().3()pm—3.3()am. £9 (£7). Weekly. (‘olin Tevendale and Steven Mc(‘reery supply the dressed-up glamour kids with progressive house and trance.

I 2 Tons Of Fun at (‘Iub Budda.

l lpm-~3am. £6. Weekly. Geoff Montf'ord and (‘hris Harris get funky with a bang- up-to-date selection of disco house.

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I Vegas at The Renfrew Ferry. 9.3(lpin~2am. £8 (£6 in fancy dress). 3 Mar. Monthly. Swinging showtune extravaganza big on its Tom Jones this month. Tickets to see the Welsh Iove beast at [Edinburgh castle are up for grabs.

I Velvet Rooms at The Velvet Rooms. l lpm—3am. £4 before midnight; £8 after. Weekly. Stevie Smith breaks out the club classics. garage and house.

I Wired at Asylum. (‘aledonian University L'nion. l()pm—3am. £tbc. Weekly. Glasgow‘s longest running alternative indie night with drinks promos aplenty.

Chart & Party

I Bonkers at Bonkers. I lpm—3am. £4 before midnight; £5 after. Weekly. Hits from the 80s. chart house and cheesv trance. '

I Classic FM at Fury Murry's.

I lpm—3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. Dance classics and party tunes. with alternative and rock tunes upstairs in Twister.

I The Garage at The Garage. l()pm—3am. £5 (£3) before I lpm; £6 (£4) after. Weekly. Super-commercial party.

I Graduate Club at g2. I lpm 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Designed to suit those who have always enjoyed a Garage-ster night otit. but feel a little long in the tooth when surrounded by fresh-faced. lager- stained youngsters. Steve Davis provides the party anthems.

I The Shack at Shack (formerly The Temple). l().3()pin 3am. £7 (£5). (‘heesy chart tunes.

I Seduction at Destiny. l()pm --3am. £6 before I lpm; £7 after. Weekly. Tonight the cltib would like you to ‘dress to impress' while enjoying the Usual commercial house ‘n‘ trance pap.

I Strawberry Fields at Strawberry Fields. |().3()pm-»3am. £5. Weekly. (‘lassic party nonsense from the 6(ls to last week.

Glasgow Sundays

Pre-Club

I Bitch School at Nice ‘n’ Sleazy. 3pm—7pm. Free. Weekly. The chaps behind Deathlehem (they have a way with names. bless ‘enr) bring you four hours of the hard and heavy stuff. from Ozzy Osbourne to Slipknot. Moshtastic. I Budda at Bar Budda. 8pm-midnight. Free. Weekly. (‘olin Walker (New York Alliance) playing deep house.

I Descargarana at Havana. 8pm—late. Free. Weekly. Live Latin jazz action as DJ George Martin is joined by resident band (‘he Guevara Five.

I Divine Intervention at Bret. 9pm--midnight. Free. Weekly. Andy Divine and Hush Puppy play a selection of soundtracks. soul and funk at this now weekly pre-club.

I Fresh at Mojo. ()pm--late. Free. Weekly. Let the Fresh crew chill you otit before the stress of the week ahead. Resident Gary Lawson isjoined by regular guests Patil Hughes (Mau Sound System) and Barry Johnstone.

I G-Man 8: Traxx at The Living Room. 4pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. It's now possible to write off the Sabbath in its entirety thanks to the Living Rooms double bill. The afternoon shift is taken care of by G-Man. with his beats and hip hop. From 9pm. things get a bit livelier thanks to underground house from Simon and Derek.

I Harri at Groucho St Judes. ()pni—midnight. Free. I I Mar. l-‘ortnightly. The Sub (‘lub stalwart brings his high calibre house to the most stylish of Glasgow's style bars.

I Hi-T at Tchai-Ovna. 4—I()pm. Free. Weekly. A Sunday relaxation session aimed squarely at those after a spot of detoxification. since the venue is a non- smoking tea shop that looks. conversely. like an opium den. The tunes. courtesy of a huge number of local DJs. are drawn from every genre under the sun. as long as they're laid-back.

I Jengaheads at Republic Bier IIalle. lllpm late. Free. Weekly Martyn Jengahead sprints back from the Beat l()6 studios to play a Inruse—orientated set.

I Nick Peacock at The \arrety Bar. 8pm midnight. Free. Weekly. local hero .\'ick Peacock selects the best ia// grooves. with the occasional foray into house.

I Paul Cawley til (it‘UlchIt) .Sl .llItlt‘s 9pm midnight. Free. 4 Mar. I-ortmghtly The Feiictik fellow with some beats 'ii’ breakage.

I R&B at Bar Ill. 7pm midnight. Free Weekly. Relax with Rtkll cuts and take advantage of the generous drinks promos at this city centre sty Ie bar.

I Scratch ‘n’ Sniff at .\Ie(‘huill‘s. 9pm--midnight. Free. New pre-elub venture. featuring Danny Barbour playing house. garage and whatever else he fancies.

I Spaced As at Tchai-()vna.

2pm midnight. Free. 4 Mar. See Sat.

I The Sunday Social at The Arches. 3pm I Ipm. £5. 4 Mar. Monthly. In the future. people will stop saying ‘That's the best thing since sliced bread.‘ Instead a new phrase w ill enter the language: "l'hat's the best thing since the Sunday Social, They will. honest. and the reason for this is simple. you're not going to find a better way to enjoy yourself within the law than this. I Yang at Yang. 9pm lam. Free. Weekly. llip hop and house with Dribbler and A Burd ('alled (Ber.

Club

OAurall at MAS. llpm 3am. £7 (£5). 4 Mar. Monthly. The new venture from the Taste and Fruitf‘ly stable gets its official launch after a couple of pre- view nights. The DJs this time are Princess Julia ((‘rash Trade). Mark Price and Yogi Ilatigliton plus Martin Valentine (Taste. ITIIIIIK.) See Panel and IIitlisi.

I Bennet’s at Bennet's.

ll.3()pm 3am. £3. Weekly. Tom plays tunes loved by twelve-year-old girls. pltis some bangin' handbag. to equally appreciative gay men. Funny old world. I Bite at The (‘athouse.

l().3()pm -3am. Free before I l.3()pm; £2 l .50) after. Weekly. A milder mix of indie and rock than you'll find at the city’s premier rock venue on Friday or Saturday.

I Club Tropicana at The (iaragc (Attic). llpm 3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Indie. both classic and contemjmrary. with a healthy dose of lit'itpop.

I Dream at Strawberry Fields. l().3()pni—3am. £l5. Weekly. Fifteen nicker might seem a bit steep for a night down Strawberry Fields. but in addition to hanging house anthems and saucy dancing girls. the bar is totally and utterly free. Much like a stomach pump on the NIIS.

I Funk Sundays at Slave.

8pm 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. House with (‘hicago tendencies from Andy (iuest plus live percussion courtesy of Andrew Horn.

I Liquid Cool at Baba/a. 0pm 3am. £5. Weekly. A.J.. Kris Keegan and Ian Thompson playing top-notch vocal garage and house to a club packed with hyper-hedonistic twenty something revellers. all of whom seem to have forgotten that they have work in the morning.

I Liquid Gold at Q. 5pm 3am. Free before I lpm; £5 after. Weekly. Funky tunes and club classics from Harry FL. Scott McMillan and Paul Tray nor at this bar-club iii association with Baba/a's hedonistic extravagan/a. Liquid ('ool. .\'ot to be confused with the popular ‘room deodoriser' of the same name.

I Optimo at Substitute Venue (Planet Peach). I lpm r 3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. Twitch and Wilkes (and little Roland) swing through the trees of music like electronic apes fired up on funky boo/e. or something. The only club where you

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I Sin at Ii‘ash. I lpm 3am. £5 it Weekly. Ilouse. garage and student classics from Jim Ila Best. w ith drinks for £l all night.

I Sunday Worship art bib (lurid) llprrr 3am, £5 (£3). Weekly. Mitlr Kilkre and Simon l-oy do their lIPIIlll’rl“ house thing.

I Technique at The Hill \ote ( \ (both floors). llpru iam. £3. Week'. \ duality selection of indie. ant rent .ir.r modern. Ir'om l).l (lay in of (‘amera ()bseuia

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llpm 3am £5 ((3) Weekly ll‘l provides the \I.f\\lc soul. friiik and i‘ a l‘. I Trippy Disco at Ilie I illi .\o' ('lub, I‘II monthly Next date l.\ .\l.r'

I Voyeurism at .-\tcli.ios llprrr ‘.llli £5 (£il. \Vt'ckly .\ peix .s paradise, n). Ill) peep-hole [)cllolltialu'cs. HUI) spct Ilit lake shagging and a general atiriosplrere of muckiness. ()h. and there‘s music ’oo. with Mark Sherry and Paul Mende/ spinning upfront and uplifting hous-

I Transitor at The l’olo l ounge llpiiiaiaui. £tbe Weekly Real pop Ior real people with His Niall .\l\ .\lllll.r\ and Wayne Dixon

Chart & Party

I Atmosphere at I).-snny

l(lpiii .‘yaiii. £i before Ilprn. f lafler Weekly. Full on party at (ion ttc'c‘UllealIlt'tI by gt'llt'ltitls (It’lltks IIIHIIIU\. I Disco at l'ury Murr'y's llprrr larri. £4 (£3). Weekly. (‘lieese fastu disco III!) for students. with Day e and Phil spinning IIIL‘ (Ilscs.

Glasgow Mondays .

Pre-club

I Loose at llre \ar icly liar.

‘)pm midnight. Free. Weekly. Altcounti'y. classic 7lls rock and blues from Patil Shields.

I Phat Dave at 'I lie Living Room. ()pm I lpm. Free. Weekly. Starting the week with ’hedmu/ik 4 beattreak/X which translates mto lzirglish as hip hop. breaks. beats and the like.

Club

I Burn at Mas llpm 5am. l'ree for staff of any pub or club; £I to everyone else. Weekly. A top party atmosphere guaranteed thanks to the thumping dance classics tiiileaslied by Norm and Richard. I The Monday Club at 'I he \clyet Rooms. llpm 3am. £3 (£2) Weekly. ('hris llesketh mixes tip Reeli. garage and house at this night liiitry is free to all shop. bar. restaurant and club stall. generously enough.

I Passionality at Hand I’t‘at‘li l|.3()pm 3am. £3 (£2 with flyerr Weekly. (iay rirglit that my ites you to ‘come get passionate'. 'l be music. courtesy of DJ Andy (lienrrct‘sr’Sadre‘s). promises to be cheesy chart. upfront hotisc and handbag.

I Speedracer at The Garage. 10.30pm ~3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Indie classics with the odd daft party tune thrown in for the usual era/y crowd.

I transistor:Duel at Q. I lplii 3am. £3. Weekly. Seriously cool. if cryptic name for a new gay night at the little venue with Wayne Dixon and .\'rall McMurray. The music policy promises to be classic pop from the l‘)8()s to right

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