CLASSIFIED I saw you
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O I saw you Veg + $2 Hotty getting kicked at 185. Steely and Jaffs kicked your ass. Box No U/404/34.
O I saw you as I was leaving Frankenstein’s bar in Edinburgh around 10pm on 8/12. You stopped, touched my brow, and gazed into my eyes. I was lost for words. Were you troubled at how ill-fitting my Santa hat was, orjust spacey? Box No U/404/35.
O I saw you beautiful redhead waitress, at the Balmoral Hotel Xmas Dinner on 8 Dec. I'd love to see you out of uniform some time . . . Box No U/404/36.
O I saw you at the Gay Women's Group on Thursday in Nexus, siren with long dark hair. Will you be at the next one at Dolls? Box No U/404/37.
O I saw you reading Isabelle Allende in Waterstone’s West End Princes Street, 9/12, 4pm. In the till queue downstairs then upstairs at adjacent coffee tables. You — long light hair, brown fleecy jacket, denim skirt, sisal shoulder bag. Me — black leather jacket and jeans, horn rimmed glasses. I couldn’t work out how to talk. Really hope you will reply Box No U/404/38.
O I saw you in Tapas Ole on the evening of 8/12 and was impressed by your skill with the lucky-dip rubber toy. Were you the only one who managed to leave marks on the wall? How I wish it were me! Box No U/404/39.
O I saw you Italian Stallion, pale, bald on top. Modern India, Monday lunchtime with your mates, looking hot. I served you pakora, you gave me a smile. Lets get hot and spicy together. Box No U/404/40.
O I saw you (Q Why Not? Club, Sat 16 Dec. You, blonde, living in Leith, working in human resources Scottish Power Glasgow. Me? Your chauffeur from Espionage. Box No U//404/41.
O I saw you Bunny and my world set alight — soul fire, and I sure don’t want no water! Love you so much. Your corporate wanker! Box No U/404/42.
O I saw you staring at my nipple plates. Do you want to borrow my sequinned jock strap too? Box No U/404/43.
O I saw you Ben with your flashing sword. Come and lance me anyday. Box No U/404/44. O I saw you swinging your tassels at the Trav bar. You almost took my eye out. Box No U/404/45.
O I saw you bi-centenial American pie. Can I sing you songs of praises? Box No U/404/46.
O I saw you Ben, taking too long to make your scrabbling move. xoox. Box No U/404/47. O I saw you Benji Benji Obabenji, making the world swing to your tune. Keep singing, my friend. Box No U/404/48.
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94 THE LIST 5—18 Jan 2001
O I saw you Egyptian princess, at the gingerbread man counter in Sainsbury’s. Would you buy me one?? Box No U/404/49.
O I saw you Jenny. Sarah and Linda giving it laldy in Iguana. Naughty nurses seek ER hunk for mouth to mouth! xxx Box No U/404/50.
O I saw you 61 Iguana. One Magazine launch. CJ you are my world. Me too tired. sorry. Love Stee xx. Box No U/404/51.
O I saw you strutting your stuff on the ice rink, with your unique style. Fancy knitting me a scarf to keep me warm? Box No U/404/52.
O I saw you spying on me from afar. I’ll put on my festive show for your eyes only! Look for the saucy santa’s helper costume! Box No U/404/S3.
O I saw you you short haired minx you, with your rosie cheeks and glowing face. I almost fainted right there on the ice. Box No U/404/54.
O I saw you pixie girl barmaid in the Trav, 15 Dec. Me drunk staff, you bruschetto! Box No U/404/55.
O I saw you Saturday night — Mount Royal Hotel. Not quite the pretend porn video but the back-up career at Forth FM seems to be working out. Go Marsha, Planet Pop loves you! Box No U/404/56.
O I saw you in Waterstone’s West End branch on 20/12/00 in the basement. You with the glasses and the red shin and me with the pink dress and beautiful green eyes. Let’s have a Starbucks coffee. Box No U/404/57.
O I saw you Bambino, grappling with faith and literature and telephone stalkers and bedtime stories and cottage cheese, and I smiled. xoox Box No U/404/58.
O I saw you techie bennie, rocking the navy blue world, taking it all by storm and being my wicked flatmate for four years. Box No U/404/59.
O I saw you Ben, with that new twinkle in your eye. Let’s trundle about on bikes some day. Box No U/404/60.
O I saw you macrobiotic drummer. Me, big hair, long vodka in Wire gig. You and I could bang away together? Box No U/404/61.
O I saw you 11/3ft tall beside Michael Jackson’s bed. Come for a sunny afternoon humbaw in July. Love specky. Box No U/404/62.
O I saw you serial killer @ Arab Strap at the Liquid Room, moaning about being dingied and fat bass players. You have liver spots, you diddler! Box No U/404/63.
O I saw you sexy Zephyrs bass player. Come and play my four
strings. You are a total ride! xxx Box No u/404/o4. ! O I saw you shaven head, behind the bar in Human Be-In. You can shake my maracas any day. See you soon David. Box
No U/404/65.
O I saw you Espionage. Thu 31 Nov. I loved the speech therapy
and am so sad you didn't call.
Take a chance. I promise it will be worth it. Pete. Box No [1,403, I.
O I saw you at Planet Out’s birthday party on Mon 27 Nov.
You black top, dark hair. Me
light jumper and jeans. Was too shy but I do like you. Get in touch. Box No U/403/2. O I saw you rabbit, badger. l princess wartie hog, cutie van rootie, harley of my heart, pasta ‘ fairy, skirt etc. The names may i have changed but the feelings i stayed the same. Love always ( Camel-ass. Box No U/4(l3/3.
O I saw you Vegas. 25 Nov, Paul? From I‘Iaymarket? Wannabe physio? Love the Jamie Oliver haircut and thanks for the dance. Want some more career advice over a beer? Box No U/403,’4. O I saw you desperately looking for a story in Student. Try Hype instead. Box No U/403/5. O I saw you Ryan and we have the Pet Link. I am your Rumble Tumble Elephant. Hug. Box No U/403/6.
O I saw you binge drinking in the Potterrow. It was messy but the kids enjoyed it! Box No U/403/7.
O I heard you . . . a sweet ring pong across the floor . . . you eggy doo-dah'd my world . . . tight trousers, tacky women’s clothing picked fresh from the clothes line . . . screaming CUSTARD in my ear. . . ahhhh . . .'. Box No U/403/8.
O I saw you David and from there on it was Love, been with you ever since see you soon. Love you always ‘G‘ Box No U/403/9.
O I saw you Jamie (the hairdresser) ((5 Wilkie House on Sat 2/12/00. I am the Australian bird who took you to a party in Leith, drank all of your alcohol and then fell asleep (really classy I know). I'm really sorry — I would like to get in contact with you or meet up . . . at least to apologise. Box No U/403/10. O I saw you at Espionage 2 Dec grinning with your T-shirt 'flashing' at me, I'd like to get under your kilt. Box No U/403/11. O I saw you in Blue Moon Thu 30/11. You — funky hat, dark top, light troos. Me — purple top, grey troos, dark hair & specs. We looked many times. Fancy a
closer look? I do. Box No U/403/ 12.
O I saw you on the delayed
0740 flight from Edinburgh to Ileathrow, Fri 1 Dec. You slept
fora while. then we chatted for ages. I was too embarrassed to ask for your number so early in
t the morning! I'd really like to
meet again -— want to go for lunch someday? Box No U/403/I3. O I saw you red-trouser girl, Cafe Royal, then Fiddle 2000 ceilidh in Assembly Rooms, 25/11/00. Big smiles from you, big regrets from me — shy guy in flowery shirt. Why didn't I ask you to dance? No idea now, could only have been my two left feet holding me back! Hope to catch you (quite literally!) in George Street on 30 Dec . . . or perhaps before? Box No U/403/14.
O I saw you with the fantastic red shoes at EH1 and spoke to you at (briefly) Luvely. Fancy taking a trip down the yellow brick road or is it really the case that there's no place like home? Box No U/403/15.
O I saw you working in Pizza Express, North Bridge. You with the red hair and the eyes to die for. Me? I'm just plain cool and I can’t stop buying takeaways from you. We connect. Please call me or I will turn into a Pizza! Box No U/403/16.
O I saw you at the Fall. Spikey haired, Ed Uni animation blokey called Steve with polaroid. You took my photo. You were pretty cool. Get in touch from purple haired girlie. x Box No U/403/17.
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O I saw you baby bear today and every day. I love you. I love waking up, cuddled up with you. Merry Christmas. DB. Box No U/404/66.
O I saw you on night bus to Dunfcrmline 15/12/00 (the one with the dope smoking santa). You got off in Rosyth ‘chin chin whassup’. You said: well, for starters I was. Box No U/404/67.
O I saw you darling M, admiring the dentilated cornices whilst I admired something else! An ‘I Saw You’ message, a meeting to follow, and KABOOM! The love affair of my life! You have made me so happy; I treasure our first year together and all the ones that are to follow. You’re amazing. With all my love, your adoring Scottish leopard . . . grr! Box No U/404/68.
O I saw you baby, and ‘now these days are gone’ and you’re finished ‘making your mind up’ — you’ve ‘total eclipsed my heart’. Merry Christmas. Always yours — DB. Box No U/404/69.