CLUBS listings

GLASGOW: CLUB, SUN continued

I Dream at Strawberry Fields. 10.30pm—3am. £15. Weekly. Fifteen nicker might seem a bit steep for a night down Strawberry Fields. but in addition to banging house anthems and saucy dancing girls. the bar is totally and utterly free. Much like a stomach pump on the NHS.

I Funk Sundays at Slave. 8pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. House with Chicago tendencies from Andy Guest plus live percussiort courtesy ofAndrew Horn.

I Liquid Cool at Babaza. ()pm—3am. £5. Weekly. A.J.. Kris Kecgan and Ian Thompson playing top-notch vocal garage and house to a club packed with hyper-hedonistic twentysomething revellers. all of whom seem to have forgotten that they have work in the morning. If quality tunes and glamorous antics are your bag. Sundays at Babaza are unmissable.

I Liquid Gold at Q. 5pm-3am. Free before 11pm; £5 after. Weekly. Funky tunes arid club classics from Harry 8., Scott McMillan and Paul Traynor at this bar-club in association with Babaza's hedonistic extravaganza. Liquid Cool. Not to be confused with the popular ‘room deodoriser‘ of the same name.

I Li/Lo at Reds. 10pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. ()scar (Mish Mash) and Harri (Subculture). sparring partners of old, join forces for some funky deep house. I Optimo at Substitute Venue (Planet Peach). 11pm—3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. It has been brough to our attention by Wilkes, Twitch and Roland that the listings for the old Espacio have been getting a little cryptic of late. It's a fair cop. so here‘s what happens: the aforementioned disc jockeys use their sampler (that‘s Roland, he‘s a girl). special boxes of tricks and some turntables to maslt together every known genre of music. resulting iii a dclerious spaz-out of epic proportions. It’s a bit like your record collection (only better) having art epileptic fit while breakdancing with the devil. then roughly shagging the whole of the 1980s in a Ford Capri made of polyester. Only nice. with more delay and echo. Oh, what the lteck. just go there every week and find out for yourself, it's fab.

I Pure Funk at Club Budda. 11pm—3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. There ’s something funky in the water these days. as another new funk club opens its doors. The first night sees guest Tommy Caulker from WHO in Newcastle. See Hitlist.

I Sin at Trash. 11pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. House. garage and student classics from Jim Da Best. with drinks for £1 all night.

I Sunday Worship at Club Budda. 11pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Michael Kilkie and Simon Foy do their uplifting house thing.

I Taste at Mas. 10.30pm—4am. £7 (£5). 10 Dec only. Edinburgh‘s gay-friendly pumping house night heads West. Residents Fisher & Price will be familiar to Glaswegian clubbers already thanks to their excellent Arches night Fruitfly. Tonight. they‘re joined by Marco Smith. playing a laid-back selection of deep house. See Hitlist.

I Technique at The 13th Note Club (both floors). 11pm—3am. £2. Weekly. A quality selection of indie. ancient and modern. from DJ Gavirt of Camera Obscura.

I Taboo at The Velvet Rooms. llpm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. DMG provides the classic soul. funk and R&B. I Voyeurism at Archaos. 11pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. A perv’s paradise. with peep- ltole performances. non-specific fake shagging and a general atmosphere of muekiness. Olt. and there‘s music too. with Mark Sherry and Paul Mendez spinning upfront. uplifting house in the main room. Naeem rocking downstairs with his hip hop selections and Paul Traynor providing R&B cuts in the Skybar.

I Transitor at The Polo Lounge. 11pm- 3am. £tbc. Weekly. Real pop for real people with DJs Niall MeMurray and Wayne Dixott.

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I Atmosphere at Destiny. 10pm—3am. £3 before 11pm; £4 after. Weekly. Full-on party action accompanied by generous drinks promos.

I Disco at Fury Murry’s. 11pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Cheese-tastic disco fun for students, with Dave and Phil spinning the discs.

GLASGOW MONDAYS _

Pro-club

I Loose at The Variety Bar. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Alt.country. classic 70s rock and blues from Paul Shields.

I Phat Dave at The Living Room. ()pm-l 1pm. Free. Weekly. Starting the week with ‘hedmuzik 4 beatfreakz’, which translates into English as hip hop, breaks. beats and the like.

I Playstation League at Bar Jedi. ()pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. For kids sore of thumb and pallid of complexion. A case of lager is up for grabs for the top gun gamer, assuming you can drag yourselves away from the ‘station at home.

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I Burn at Mas. 11pm—3am. Free for staff of any pub or club; £3 to everyone else. Weekly. A top party atmosphere guaranteed thanks to the thumping dance classics unleashed by Norm and Richard. Forthcoming guests include Jaques Lu Cont.

I The Lick at Destiny. 10pm—3am. £12 (£10). 11 Dec only. MTV's sell-out tour hits Scotland with host Trevor Nelson, guest Dodge and Glasgow‘s own Paul N‘Jie. Shake that booty. See Hitlist.

I The Monday Club at The Velvet Rooms. 11pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Chris Hesketh mixes up R&B, garage and house at this night. Entry is free to all shop. bar. restaurant and club staff. generously enou h.

I Organic Audio at Mas. 11pm—3am. £tbc. Organic Audio with a live set. and a stint in the booth at the delayed new super-venue.

I Passionality at Planet Peach. 11.30pm—3am. £3 (£2 with flyer). Weekly. Gay night that invites you to

‘come get passionate‘. The music. courtesy of DJ Andy (Bennet‘s/Sadie's). promises to be cheesy chart. upfront house and handbag.

I Speedracer at The Garage. 10.30pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Indie classics with the odd daft party tune thrown in for the usual crazy crowd.

I transistorzDuel at Q. 11pm—3am. £3. Weekly. Seriously cool. if cryptic name for a new gay night at the little venue with Wayne Dixon and Niall McMurray. The music policy promises to be classic pop from the 1980s to right now.

GLASGOW TUESDAYS

Pro-club

I Colin Davie at Spy Bar. ()pm—midnight. Free weekly. Mr Davie goes on a tongue-in-cheek journey

throu ’h the history of house music.

I Du Night at The Variety Bar. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Stevie Donaldson (Bar 10) playing. oddly enough, dub.

I Club Salsa Sabrosa at Havana Bar. 8pm—midnight. £4 (£3.50). Weekly.

DJs Keith and Alexis provide you with a cool night of latin tunes. with merengue and salsa classes from 8pm.

I Bar 10 at Bar 10. 7pm—late. Free. Weekly. A chance for aspiring DJ talent to get noticed: every week three bedroom turntablists spin their discs. the best being selected by the crowd. who then progress to the final. where DJs and promoters from various clubs grant the cream of the crop a chance to play at their venue or club.

I Passion Pour La Vida at October. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. The award- winning DJ Jazz drives up the temperature in Princes Square with a Latino. Spanish extravaganza.

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I Discolite at Q. 11pm-3am. £3. Weekly. A new gay night of disco, both cheesy and classic. from DJs Wayne and Darren who‘ll be spicing things up with the odd disco-flavoured pop hit.

I Eden at Alaska. 11pm-3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. One for the students, with the usual classics of academe downstairs

Martyn Jengahead (right) celebrates five years of his pre—club residency at The Living Room on Wed 13 Dec

thanks to Alan Ronald. plus sonte

f charging party tunes and a smattering of

house upstairs from Scott Mackay of'l‘he Tunnel. Further proof that 'l'uesday is the new Thursdav.

I F.U.N. at Planet Peach. 11pm—3am. £3.

Weekly. Gay night featuring the traditional hodge podge of cheesy chart action and camp handbaggage courtesy of DJ Georgie Boy and regular live PAs. I Media at Media. 11pm—3am. £tbc. Weekly. A full-on flavoured mix from Iain Thomson.

I Whadsup? at Reds. £3 (£2). Weekly. House and garage anthems from Fraiser Latta.

Chart &. Party

I Laid at Shack (formerly The Temple).

10.30pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Student night with the cheesiest of cheese. regular tribute bands and the odd foam party.

I Goo Goo at The Velvet Rooms.

I The Shimmy Clu

11pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Paul Melon claims to be ‘Tlte King of Cheese’. while Dave Mulholland whacks out the commercial house and garage. I Shooting Stars at The Garage. 11pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Gerry and Iain keep the drunk kids happy with charty house and poghits. at Bennet's. 11.30pm—3arn. £3 (£1.50). Weekly. A

straightish and studenty night at the gay

venue, with Raymond Davren maintaining the party atmosphere.

I Slave Boy Tuesday at Slave. 10pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Hostess Ms Mi-Mi-Martini and resident Jon Fraser with handbag and hardbag albums at the club‘s gay night.

I T.I.T. at Trash. 10.30pm—3am. £4 (£2).

Weekly. Grahame Ferguson and Robert

and Scott Free spin upfront house in the main room. pop for the studes in room two and relaxed grooves. The kids love it, despite the name.

I Yang at Yang. 11pm—3am. Free before midnight; £3 after. Weekly. Northern soul and funk grooves from Gerry Love (Teenage Fanclub) and Chris Geddes (Belle And Sebastian). Live bands appear on an ad hoc basis upstairs.