I Colours at the Arches. Next date 9 Sep with Armand Van Helden (tbc). I Divine at Glasgow School ofArt. 10pm—3am. £5 (£4); £3.50 GSA students. Weekly. Andrew Divine and Hush Puppy get on with the next ten years of moogy noodling, Northern stomp and other future-retro sounds. I Freak Menouvers at Glasgow School of Art. 10pm—2am. £4 (£3). 2 Sep. Monthly. The Menouvers take over the dinky front gallery for some serious turntablism. I Freefall at The Arches. 11pm—3.30am. £10. 2 Sep. Monthly. Since Inside Out has turned into a big guest frenzy, residents Simon Foy and Alan Belshaw have decided to showcase their own considerable talents at this new night. Expect the usual hard, uplifting, euphoric noises. Or, as they put it, ‘only when you’re dancing can you feel this free’. Bloody hippies. I Freeform at The 13th Note Club (both floors). 9pm—3am. Free before 10.30pm; £5 (£4) after. Weekly. All sorts of tunes from Steven and Paul Watt, taking in hip hop, jazz, disco and Latin, augmented by Ray Suzuki’s left- of-centre projections. I Freelance Science at Alaska. Next date the. I Fruitfly at The Arches. IIpm—4am. £10 (£8). Next date 16 Sep. I Fuse at The Arches has finished, but something similar will be taking its place down at Slave. I Glasgow Green — Festival In The City at Glasgow Green. 11am—11pm. £55 for weekend ticket; £30 for a day ticket (booking ()141 287 5511). Visit www.glasgowgreencom for the latest information. Twelve whole hours of partying courtesy of Inside Out with Italian producer Mauro Picotto, Faithless’ Sister Bliss, Scott Bond, Lisa Lashes and Jon Pleased Wimmin joining the regulars. See also music listings. I Groovejet at Trash. 1 1pm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Brothers Matt and Pete knock out quality house and garage in the main room, while Paul N’Jie spins R&B in Room Two. I Home Cookin' at Babaza. 6pm—3am (DJs from llpm). Free before 11pm; £5 after. Weekly. Nacem is joined by Stuart McCallum, regular guest at the likes of Fresh ‘n’ Funky and Rotation down in the Big Smoke, who will be flying up each and every week to spin his trademark R&B with a dash of classic disco and funk. I Infusion at Yang. 11pm—3am. Free before midnight; £5 after. Weekly. Making full use onang’s three rooms, you can catch Colin Gate and Dribbler in the Main Room with disco, New York garage and house. Andy Young and Nick Peacock do their Latin jazz thing with live percussion from Gee in Room Two and, last but not least, Scott Ferguson and Rhonamok man the decks in the Upstairs Bar. I Jamboree at Reds. llpm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. John Lyons and Martin l-lesketh of Velvet Rooms fame mix up a blend of commercial R&B and soul. I Inside Out at The Arches. 10.30pm—4am. £16. 26 Aug. Monthly. The officier Glasgow Green aftershow knees-up with — deep breath — Mauro Picotto, Scott Bond, Lisa Loud, Sister Bliss and Jon Pleased Wimmin joining residents Simon Foy and Alan Belshaw. I Knucklehead Present My Machines at The Glasgow School of Art (upstairs). 10pm—late. £4 (£3.50). Weekly. Wilkes and Ilatch hammer out cool, deadly funked-up techno and hard as nails house to a seriously appreciative crowd. I Life at Life. 10pm—3am. £5. Weekly. Andy Unger presents a selection of soul, funk and disco augmented with original samples and loops to guarantee a new take on familiar sounds. I Lush at The Polo Lounge. 10.30pm—3am. £5. Weekly. Featuring Andy in the Trophy Room with hits from the 60s to the 80s while Tom provides an upfront dance selection in the Main Room at the city’s prettiest gay club.
I MAS at The Apartment. llpm—3am. £8. Weekly. House and disco with a funky undercurrent.
I Mlsh Mash at The Riverside Club. Midnight—3am. £9. 26 Aug. Monthly. A club knows it’s on the right track when it attracts regulars who fly up from London each and every month. Word has it that the ‘Mash has been even crazier than usual of late, with Oscar and the gang in fear of their lives thanks to the crazed antics of you, the kids. Expect the usual melange of soul, deep house, reggae and driving percussion.
I Miss Moneypenny's at G]. 10pm—3.30am. £12 (£10). 2 Sep. Monthly. The Brummie superclub touches down in Glasgow. With a reputation for glamorous antics that stretches from Britain to Ibiza and then some, expect beautiful punters, exotic dancers and seriously funky dancefloor action as Tom Wainwright joins the Moneypenny’s residents. See Phactfile. I Rumba Te Tumba at Havana Bar. 9pm—3am. Free. Weekly. A wild mix of Latin and Spanish selections from the Salsa Sabrosa crew.
I Shindig at The Riverside Club. Midnight—3am. £7. 2 Sep only. Another evening ofentertainment from the Ouch stables, featuring their usual fusion of DJ entertainment and live action in 3 beats, funk and soul vein. Regular DJs Kev Dillon and Chris Lamb will be there, alongside live music from hip hopsters Ground Control and flavour of the moment Engine, who will bring their dubsy, beatsy, soulful sound to bear on Chris Lamb in a live soundclash at the end of the night. See panel.
I SignalToNoise at 01. 10.30pm—3am. £4 before 11.30pm; £5 (£4) after. Weekly (not 2 Sep). A night of heavy sounds, taking in anything with weight from metal to rap.
I Slave Sexual at Slave. 10pm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Robin and Lovejoy with a harder hard house set than their weekly outings. 2 Sep sees a guest slot from Trade’s Steve Thomas. Dress up lovely and arrive early to avoid disappointment. I Solution at Q. 5pm—3am (DJs from
1 1pm). Free before 11pm; £5 after. Weekly. Archaos’s Ryan Kerr takes over from Stevie Middleton, on a vocal house
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I Style at Media. llpm—3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. Dominic Martin and Scott White lay on the mainstream vocal house.
I Substitute at Planet Peach.
1 1pm—3am. £10. Weekly. Harri and Domenic with their exclusive, tune- packed, funky house blend with 12 and Diz guesting on 25 Aug. The former, also known as Joshua, has graced the Sub 1210s in the past and releases class house tracks through Prescription and Heard. His young friend is a stalwart of the Chicago scene.
I Traxx at The Soundhaus. Next date 16 Sep.
I Triumph at The Tunnel. 10.30pm—3.30am. £9 (£7). Weekly. Colin Tevendale and Steven McCreery supply the dressed-up glamour kids with progressive house and trance in the Main Room while Kevin MacFarlane and Stephen Lee mix up garage, disco and vocal house in Room Two. If you’re not wearing awfully nice clothes, however, don’t expect to get in.
I 2 Tons Of Fun at Club Budda. 11pm—3am. £6. Weekly. Geoff Montford and Chris Harris get funky with a bang up-to-date selection of disco house.
I The Unit For details visit www.the- unit.co.uk.
I Vegas at The Renfrew Ferry. Next date 16 Sep.
I Velvet Rooms at The Velvet Rooms. 11pm—3am. £4 before midnight; £8 after. Weekly. Stevie Smith breaks out the club classics, garage and house in the Main Room while Raymond Woods cools things down with hip hop and R&B in Room Two.
Chart &. party
I Bonkers at Bonkers. I lpm—3am. £4 before midnight; £5 after. Weekly. Ilits from the 80s, chart house and cheesy trance.
I Classic FM at Fury Murry ’s. 11pm—3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. Dance classics and party tunes, with alternative and rock tunes upstairs in Twister.
I The Garage at The Garage. 10pm—3am. £5 (£3) before 11pm; £6 (£4) after. Weekly. Super-commercial party sounds on the main dancefloor and indie classics in The Attic.
I Graduate Club at g2. 11pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Designed to suit those who have always enjoyed a Garage-style night out, but feel a little long in the tooth when surrounded by fresh-faced, lager- stained youngsters. Steve Davis provides the party anthems.
I Seduction at Destiny. 10pm—3am. £6 before 11pm; £7 after. Weekly. Tonight the uber club would like you to ‘dress to impress’ while enjoying the usual commercial house ‘n’ trance pap.
I Strawberry Fields at Strawberry Fields. 9pm—3am. £6 before 11pm; £7 after. Weekly. Classic party nonsense from the 60s to last week.
GLASGOW SUNDAYS
Pro-club
I Bonafide Love at The Cross Bar. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. DJ Dirtsman with reggae, roots and ragga. I Budda at Bar Budda. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Colin Walker (New York Alliance) laying deep house.
I Come [gown at Slave. 11.30am—Iate. Free. 3 Sep. Monthly. More of a post club, this one. Slave resident Robin and percussionist Andrew Horn will be providing a Chicago house soundtrack for all those who couldn’t get to sleep after last night, or anyone who fancies clubbing during the day.
I Descargarana at Havana. 8pm—Iate. Free. Weekly. Live Latin jazz action as DJ George Martin is joined by resident band Che Guevara Five.
I Divine Intervention at Brel. ()pm—midnight. Free. 27 Aug. Monthly. Andrew Divine with laid-back soundtracks, noodly funk and the like. I Fresh at Mojo. 9pm—late. Free. Weekly. Let the Fresh crew chill you out before the stress of the week ahead. Resident Gary Lawson is joined by regular guests Paul Hughes (Mau Sound System) and Barry Johnstone.
I G-Man 8: Traxx at The Living Room. 4pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. It is now possible to write off the Sabbath in its entirety while enjoying some top-notch tunes, thanks to the Living Room’s double bill. The afternoon shift is taken care of by G-Man, with his beats and hip hop. From 9pm, things get a bit livelier thanks to underground house from Simon and Derek.
I Harri at Groucho St Judes. 9pm—midnight. Free. 3 Sep. Fortnightly. The Sub Club stalwart brings his high calibre house to the most stylish of Glasgow’s style bars.
I Hi-T at Tchai-Ovna. 4—10pm. Free. Weekly. A Sun relaxation session aimed squarely at those after a spot of detoxification, since the venue is a non- smoking tea shop that looks like an
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opium den. The tunes, courtesy of a huge number of local DJs, are drawn from every genre under the sun, as long as they’re laid-back. Drink obscure teas, play chess, give your body a rest.
I Low Down Tunes at Four Cafe Bar (CCA). 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Melodic breaks and beats.
I Nick Peacock at The Variety Bar. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Local hero Nick Peacock selects the best jazz grooves, with the occasional foray into house.
I Nico's at Nico’s. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Dribbler and Steve with reggae and dub selections.
I Paul Cawley at Groucho St Judes. 9pm-midnight. Free. 27 Aug. Fortnightly. The Fenetik fellow with some beats ‘n’ breakage.
I R&B at Bar 10. 7pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Relax with R&B cuts and take advantage of the generous drinks promos at this city centre style bar.
I The Sunday Social at The Arches. 3—11pm.3 Sep. Monthly. After a brief hiatus, the Social returns with another weird, wonderful and lengthy line up. Kicking it live from, erm, 3 to 11pm are Tony Allen and Afro-Beat 2000, originators of Fela Kuti era beats, rather than the current house appropriations. Also appearing live is Blue States (aka Andy Dragazis), whose heartfelt lyrics and wicked ways with an acoustic guitar went down well at The Big Chill’s Enchanted Gardens festival. Finally the ‘Ioose-knit intercity improv trio’ (nope, me neither) Hannas Barber take to the stage. DJ support comes courtesy of the currently ubiquitous Sidewinder, with visuals from Overlap.
I Yang at Yang. 9pm—1am. Free. Weekly. Hip hop and house with Dribbler and A Burd Called Ger.
Club
I Bennet's at Bennet’s. 11.30pm—3am. £3. Weekly. Tom plays tunes loved by twelve-year-old girls, plus some bangin’ handbag, to equally appreciative gay men. Funny old world.
I Bite at The Cathouse. 10.30pm—3am. Free entry before 11.30pm; £2 (£1.50) after. Weekly. A milder mix of indie and rock than you’ll find at the city’s premier rock venue on Fri or Sat.
I Bliss at Media. 10pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. A mix of styles, starting off with classic party tunes and moving on to disco, funk and US house and garage, from Alley and friends.
I Club Tropicana at The Garage (Attic). llpm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Indie, both classic and contemporary, with a healthy dose of Britpop.
I Cocoyan at The Apartment. 11pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. A new night of dancehall, R&B and soca-Latino fusion from Puppa Shango (Joints & Jams) and newcomer DJ Yaw.
I Funk Sundays at Slave. 8pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. House with Chicago tendencies from Andy Guest, plus live percussion courtesy ofAndrew Ilorn.
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