I SAW YOU
0 I saw you my favourite parkeha. l beep every hour, even when I’m alone, did you know? Thanks for the rock. When can I collect it? Box No U/370/38. O I saw you fate rocked on in, wearing a grin, and shared a beautiful secret with me. You, gorgeous you. Your woman always. Box No U/370/39.
O I saw you Babs, Murdo, Fran, Fern, George the Borders babes in the woods. We love you — The Chemical Kiwi’s. Box No U/370/40.
O I saw you freckly elf with a sublime neck and a smooth action at the egg. Box No U/370/41.
O I saw you snorting Irn Bru. It’s 0 good for you — you’ll end up in a zoo young self-obsessed man. Box No U/370/42.
Q I saw you Peter on stage at the gardens. 1 think you were the sexiest one of them all. Box No U/370/43.
O I saw you Mark ‘grandad’. I want you to be my sugar ‘daddy’. An old dog can always teach us young ones new tricks. Love ‘Pink Zips’. Box No U/37U/44.
v I saw you in the box office of the Filmhouse. Looking tall and cute. Thank you for caring. You’re the only friend I need. Box No U/370/45.
. I saw you behind the bar, Sunday 6th in the Filmhouse. When you smiled at me my tummy stopped hurting. Box No U/370/46.
O I saw you Andrea doll, our eye’s met across a crowded Princes St Gardens, during the fireworks. I love you. Box No U/370/47.
O I saw you Kirk at Pill Box, Friday 10 Sep and you were the biggest messiest bastard there. Box No U/370/48.
v I saw you the ‘H’ pig, skipping around like a crafty butcher, all footloose and fancy free. Why don’t you come round for a snout in my sty sometime. Box No U/370/49.
Q I saw you for the first time in Karen Millen. Too shy to speak to your beautiful face, so I chatted to your feet instead. Life is all about techno, but not cheese! Box No U/370/50.
O I saw you skinny guy with short hair, stuck in your room reading Kolmogorov. Me, stunning 19 year old blond nympho. I stole in through your loft and pinched you Malarme. Box No U/370/51.
O I saw you sexy chic with blue eyeshadow! See you in London town! Box No U/370/52.
O I saw you tall, ginger and lovely. Come and swing yer stick, round my way golf boy. Box No U/370/53.
O I saw you lookin’ cool in the Traverse bar. Friday night, David Beckham/Hanson look alike, come and play ball with me. Box No U/370/54.
Q I saw you sexy, skinny Traverse barman with great cheekbones and a big nose! You big tasty shag — I have been admiring you from afar for months. Box No U/370/55.
O I saw you did you see us? Waving at you in Borders Cafe? Wave back darling, love n’ hugs. Box No U/370/56.
v I saw you David Roberts.l liked your comments on me looking like a Rugrat. By the way, I’m training on my flip- flop-drip-drop! Box No U/370/57.
O I saw you Andrew, presenter at Fesival Revue (Princes St). Be my Superstar? Box No U/370/58.
O I saw you Valentines day. Sleeping like an angel in the city of love. Box No U/370/59.
O I saw you mad as hell, glowing in the dark and sliding on the floor. If only for an afro, this world truly would be heaven. Ilip-edi-hop. Box No
l U/370/60.
. I saw you beautiful blonde timotei girl. There’s a smell of Swedish herbal extracts in the air. Would you shake your bits to the hits with me? Box No U/370/61.
O I saw you and guess what? . . . Hi, I love you! Always do and always will, you Linda XXX (PS — even more than strawberries). Box No U/370/62. O I saw you scrumptious redhead working in Borders. Adonis of a man with gorgeous trousers, look better on my bedroom floor. Box No U/370/63.
O I saw you running towards Musselburgh. i was running towards Leith. Why don’t we both run to Portobello? Box No U/370/64.
v I saw you being Geri Ilaliwell at Icons, you a beautiful as a man and a woman. Box No U/370/65.
V I saw you northern redhead, Radio Babylon at the Bongo Club. What a cleavage, waht a secret smile! Love from your drinking buddy. Box No U/370/66.
O I saw you gorgeous mediterranean beauty at EH] on 6/5. Let’s talk. Miss you already. Box No U/370/67.
O I saw you playing badminton. Do you fancy getting sweaty with me? Then a nice cold shower. Box No U/370/68.
O I saw you big boy, banging on yer kettles in the RSNO! Would you like to practice on me? PD. Box No U/370/69.
O I saw you Ami at Iguana, you are 2 1/3 years old and draw cool flowers. Box No U/370/70.
Q I saw you you cute little blond. Humming Darth Vaders theme, re-living the ‘whole’ trilogy and marvelling about the wiggles. Ashoka, 1/9/99. Box No U/370/7l.
0 I saw you Blacksmith? Bike courier? You can be anything you want to be. Thanks for all recent bonding sessions. Lashy X. Box No U/370/72.
v I saw you the emorphology queen. Always being a friend with (& without!) conviction! Ta. Box No U/370/73.
O I saw you in Iguana, Thu 9 Sep, afternoon. You were sitting outside with your pint and came to sit inside when l_arrived — We stared at each when I walked in and you walked out. Dark blue t-shirt, gorgeous eyes. I was small with dark hair - let’s stare some more! See you soon. Box No U/370/74.
U I saw you coffee making Adonis, at the City Cafe. You can put cream on my mocha anyday, please admit you’re gay and it’ll make my day. Gay and proud. Box No U/370/75.
O I saw you and I should have been watching the Tindersticks instead. You, light brown suit, Alfie specs. Me, rarely impressed, leggy brunette. Fancy a night in rented rooms? Reply if you dare! Box No U/370/76.
O I saw you @ CC’s on Thu 2 Sep. (Stuart) are you really sure you didn’t want that drink I offered you. Box No U/370/77. O I saw you in the Malt Shovel. You, blonde bar manager — all in black! Me - father figure with nice shoes. Box No U/370/78.
O I saw you Andy the doorman. Your dance aerobics class has inspired me, but I’m too shy to say. Please tell me you want me the same way. Andre. Box No U/370/79.
v I saw you after the 26/8/99 Salsa Celtica concert. You with beautiful brown curly hair and sexy short dress; from Stirling. I tall with white shirt. Lovely dance! Let’s salsa again! Chemistry suspected. Box No U/370/80.
Q I saw you master, paddling furiously up the nile. Rock my loveboat, sir. All yours, the naughty teacher. Box No U/370/81.
. I saw you at the Cooler, Tue night, short, sexy dwarf with shaved head, barry, I think! Box No U/370/82.
O I saw you on the bus, off the bus, all over. Teach e how to make the carrot and coriander. Onwards and upwards! Box No U/370/83.
O I saw you heading for Comrie for salsa. Let’s do a winter visit to the east coast again soon. I love you, Mel. Box No U/370/84.
v I saw you I think you work in U.B Chip. I saw you on your break in the Cul de Sac. You are a big, sexy darling with a scar down your right cheek. You make me moist. Box No U/370/85.
O I saw you at the Great Scottish run. You blond, balding guy, sitting down at the end. Me, guy standing next to you, munching caramel wagers and stretching. Caught your eye, fancy a run? Box No U/370/86.
I saw you CLASSIFIED
O I saw you little miss busy. I saw in Bar Brel and I see you in my dreams. Love M.M. Box No U/370/87.
O I saw you wearing a green t- shirt and jeans in Blue bar, 3/9/99. What a jaw line! you were reading the arts pages. I’d like to make sweet music with you. Box No U/370/88.
Q I saw you sitting there . . . a vision . . . red top, smooth lips, and eyes that were so deep, I don’t think I could of danced my way out of them ifl had the chance . . . you’re always beautiful. Box No U/370/89.
O I saw you Borders Cafe, you green mod jacket, me wanting a ride on your vespa, see you @ art school, Sat. Box No U/370/90.
U I saw you you saw me — we noticed each other at the same time. You asked for the same drink as I did — Sauza and lemonade. Have we both got good taste or is this fate?
Q I saw you handsome hunk in a ‘black grape’ t-shirt. Cul de Sac, 4/9/99. Share a bloody mary sometime? MoiXX. Box No U/370/9I.
O I saw you Lynsey, first at Disneyland, Paris, and on the way back to Glasgow when you gave me you’re number, although it was the height of summer, Christmas had come early for me. Box No U/370/92. O I saw you James at the Garage on Thu 2/3 Sep. I want your blonde highlights you funky tiger, love Shonagh. Box No U/370/93.
O I saw you Jennifer, my once lost love, strolling along the corridors at Langside. My busty, buxom babe — your place or mine? Love Caroline. Box No U/370/94.
O I saw you Save the Children — after my cash. Me, already with Oxfam. You — lovely eyes and great smile. Go on — be charitable - get in touch. Box No U/370/95.
Q I saw you Paul, in Blue bar kitchen, cooking up a storm, with my labido. Fancy a quickie? Box No U/370/96.
O I saw you working in Cafe Latte on 9/9/99. Hows about a game of Countdown on our own? Or we could start with a drink? Box No U/370/97.
O I saw you first on the Royal Mile advertising your show ‘Readers’. We later met in Bliss. Jamie if you read this see you back in Birmingham. Alex (ACDC). Box No U/370/98.
O I saw you dark skinned beauty in Borders on Sun eve. You looked at me and we both smiled. Hope you enjoy Franks next Sunday. Box No U/370/99.
23 Sap-7 Oct 1999 TIIEIJSTDD