DO NOT OBEY THE

TOP 5 DICE "IRONS: l. Odds, go to work. Evens, don’t. 2. Odds, stroke a dog within 24

hours. Evens, buy your Ilum flowers on Father’s Day. 3. Odds, wink at a newsagent. Evens, go

for a Rolling llock at the first bar you see advertised. 4. Odds, start growing a moustache (girls, try). Keep it up for 1 days. Evens, ask a stranger the time in a Danish accent. 5. Odds, laugh out loud at the colour beige. Evens, act irritath towards anyone called lleil.