CLASSIFIED I SAW YOU
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. I saw you in Princes Street on Hogmanay. You're blonde. and are you a nurse? You were with a friend. You came to a party but left in an ambulance. Please contact Hatnish. Box No U/285/9.
0 I saw you at Waterstone's. Partick. Gale Book presentation but you left just before it. You sitting alone. same row. Me with beard. glasses. talking to a friend. Would like to meet? Box No U/285/I0.
9 I saw you Jaqui. outside Bennet's then working in Madam G‘s. lfsingle. please write. Woman with long dark curly hair. Would love to buy you that coffee which you declined. Box No U/285/l I.
O I saw you at SECC after Neil Young. First leaving the hall and then by tunnel outside. You had long brown hair and beautiful eyes. l was too shy to come over. Interested? Box No U/285/ I 2.
0 I saw you looking pensive at T In The Park. Sunday. during The Manics. You had red hair attd red DMs. l was in black. Penny for your thoughts? Box No U/285/l3.
U I saw you Stravaigan. Tue I6th July. You: dark. white shirt. black trousers with older man. Me: young. brown hair. sitting with six girls. Exchanged longing looks. Longing to look at it all. Box No U/285/I4.
O I saw you Robert in the ()deon. 7/7/96 and last summer at the Chaplaincy Centre. Dying to hear your Home and Away rendition again. Love Jessie and Lizzie xxx. Box No U/285/l5. O I saw you Big(ish) built guy. approx 5ft I0in. 28(ish). dark hair. nice face. drinking with friends. Edinburgh city centre pub. 20/7/96. Me: spellbound brunette. dragged away. protesting. by well-meaning friends. Please write! Box No U/285/ I6.
O I saw you HMV. Princes Street. 20/7/96. You: blonde- haired assistant. helped my friend find 'Platinum Breaks'. Me: dark hair. shorts and blue T- shirt. Maybe you can help tne find my way. Box No U/285/I7.
U I saw you Sunday. July 2 lst. County Arm's Hotel. North Berwick. You: waitress. about l8. blond hair. wearing tartan skirt. gorgeous. great legs. Me: I9. on holiday. please write to me. Box No U/285/l8.
‘ U I saw you Annette. or at least
I was supposed to. Let‘s overdose on fudge cake and talk of Love and Garbage. far off places. and ways to leave your lover. Box No U/285/I9.
V I saw you Melissa from Texas at Barrowland. 2 Ist July. I wasn‘t the lifteen-year~old! Write soon. Box No U/285/20.
9 I saw you Safeway. Morningside. 6.30pm. Mon 29/7. You're Martin. You're lovely. You're German. You like potatoes. I like you . . . Our cars passed on the way home — twice! Co-incidence?
Hmmm . . . Could we celebrate European unity . . . ? Box No U/285/2l.
0 I saw you dodging between charity shops on Dalry Road. 24.7.96. I liked your tight. pale blue T-Shit'l. Me: white top. purple cords. Oxfam next?? Box No U/285/22.
9 I saw you Claire. the rather upset Scotswoman in party mood in Manchester. In a moment of madness you hurt your leg and let me stroke it better. Let tne try it again? Box
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. I saw you Royal Mile telephone box. 22/7/96. We talked (again). Still don't know your name. You’re cute. clever and sexy. Is your interest only academic? Call me after Berlin: let‘s be friends. Box No U/285/24.
. I saw you on Slob a'Choire Odhair. 20/7/96. You: owner of purple rucksack. pinkish top and white Renault. Me: sunbathing in red and white stripped T- shirt. Let's meet up somewhere slightly less remote. Box No U/285/25.
O I saw you CC Bloom‘s. Saturday 27/7/96. You had beads in the back of your hair. We smiled. l. standing at Ladies' toilet downstairs. We spoke. You went in. Please contact. Box No U/285/26.
9 I saw you chiselled cheek bones. strong shoulders. red Rover. 23/7/96. 9am. Dean Park Street. Let tne be your rhinestone cowgirl. Box No U/285/26.
9 I saw you Michela. Milano Centrale binario I9. Phone me and we can enjoy lmmhi um/ [mien/u together. Box No U/285/27.
V I saw you today and every day on Castle Terrace. You: cute
postie with our second post. Me:
always a big smile but no bottle. How about sharing one with me? Box No U/285/28. Olsavryou in Bus ll itt Glasgow at l6pm. 26/7/96. You: orange T-shirt. black trousers. brunette. Me: French tourist looking for Buchanan bus station. I love you. Please join me. Box No U/285/29.
U I saw you muscley. cyclist. sexy. moustache. tight silver Lycra. sturdy white helmet. You charging up Hope Street. me panting in your wake. Fancy a pursuit or a time trial? lan. Box No U/285/30.
0 I saw you hot train. Preston to Glasgow Central. Sun
2 I/7/96. sitting opposite. You: green shorts. shoeshine T-shirt. Me: maroon trousers. Michaelangelo T-shirt. Fancy a drink sometime? Box No U/285/3l.
. I saw you upstairs at The Chip. Sat I3/7. IOpm. You: with friend. sitting on stools by fireplace. Me: tall. glasses. Our gazes locked as I left. Box No U/285/32.
0 I saw you Alan in Delmonicas on l9/7/96. You smiling in red shirt with work in the morning and a bit of furniture on your pocket. Me with friends and tongue-tied. Second chance to talk pr0perly?
I Box No U/285/33.
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V I saw you Rotunda. 26/7/796. Beautiful. tanned girl in white with gorgeous legs. I smiled on passing. You left soon after. Was the food that bad. or are you just a fast eater? Box No U/285/34. O I saw you Club X. 25/7/96. You: handsome. red-haired guy with green/blue shirt. tie and braces. Me: attractive Spaniard. black hair. brown eyes. Would like to meet for a drink. please“? Box No U/285/35.
0 I saw you across a crowded room. Nye. I994. San Jose. You looked gorgeous. Fancied you then. fancy you now. Fancy a dream date at the polo club? Box No U/285/36.
O I saw you Isabelle and wished you'd been here two months earlier. You're a tri- lingual superstar soft titler. dropping in to translate before heading for Havana. Have a good Film Festival. Isabelle. Box No U/285/37.
9 I saw you Boris with your walkie talkie in the Filmhouse foyer. Me: your programme co- ordinator — in need of intelligent assistance. You: sublime. serene. new screenie. Have a good Film Festival. Boris. Box No U/285/38.
U I saw you Ian Darling. Stephen Fraser. l vault you. You vault tne. We vault what you want. See you between print movements. Have a good Film Festival. Box No U/285/39.
. I savr you Joe at regular intervals. Me: your programme co-ordinator in need of hugely popular broad shouldered man. You: ace. Have a good Film Festival. Joe. Box No U/285/40. V I saw you lovely Lois. smiling sensationally at restaurant reunion. ABC most interested. Better late than never! Fancy a stroll at Yellowcraigs? Can I bring my bucket and spade? Box No U/286/l.
. I saw you too long ago to remember. Your voice gets on my nerves but let's go for a liquid lunch. Craig. Box No U/286/2.
V I saw you on numerous occasions in Alphabet Video. You. blonde and pretty. me likewise but male. Take me off the shelf and I’ll promise to be your rent boy. Box No U/286/3. 0 I on you gorgeous brunette with friend near stage at Bryan Adams. SECC. 2l/7/96. You: white top. white jeans. Me: white T in the Park T-shirt. glasses. who caught your eye several times. Box No U/286/4.
. I saw you at Glasgow University chaplainey attd Jinty's. You. tall. dark and handsome. I'd love to make you smile. Let's say hello next time. Box No U/286/5.
V I saw you squirrel leaping around Safeways (Anniesland) on several Saturdays. Can I lure you up my tree? Box No U/286/6.
V I saw you James at Club Exchange with your friend Tarn. You: bare chested. tattoo. tactile. Me: tall. dark haired. aroused! Get in contact. Paul. Box No U/286/7.
V I saw you Western General Hospital bus shelter. Tue 16th July. Me looking for Botanic Gardens. You helping me. We talked together invitingly. It was stupid to part numberless! Call me please. Box No U/286/8.
V I saw you Venue. Edinburgh. 3/8/96. You: yummy bleach blonde. tattooed left shoulder dancing nearby. Me: sleeveless white top. I drank your water. you tnade my tummy glow. Can I touch your back? Box No U/286/9.
O I saw you (4/8/96) York—Edinburgh train. You blond architect heading for Glasgow with a passion for bean salads. Me — your namesake left wanting more. were you? Box No U/286/l0.
U I saw you at Giacometti exhibition. 3/8/96. You: navy cardy. fabric bag. canvas shoes ripping at heels. Me: tall. flustered. long hair. grey T-shirt. carrying bluejacket. Brown eyes met (surreptitiously?) Might we? Box No U/286/l l. O I saw you 4am. 4/8/96. Kelvingrove. We shared a taxi to Maryhill Road. Spoke of small bedrooms and Everythittg But The Girl and giving up cigarettes. Why not try? Box No U/286/l 2.
9 I saw you pretty. tall. blonde lady. neutral or possibly English accent from Garscube (?Terrace). We shared taxi to Murrayfield Bar. ages ago. Me tall. hunky. blue eyes (large case in hand) smiling that day. Box No U/286/ l3.
116 The List l6-22 Aug I996
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