THEATRE COMEDY
MONDAY 25
Glasgow
I Crackers Comedy Club The Fotheringay. Basement. 21 Nithsdale Road. Pollokshields. 423 1088. 9pm. £3.50 (£2.50). Yet another club new to the comedy circuit is cotupered by the Three Men Brothers Trio Troupe and stars Brendan and John Gillick.
Edinburgh
I Comedy Club Negociants. Lothian Street. 10pm. Free. Late-night improvised stand-up from the popular Bedlam team. I lnsinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.'s Bar. 2 Picardy Place. 556 0499. 8.30pm. Free. See Fri 22.
WEDNESDAY 27
Glasgow
I The Comedy Cellar The 13th Note. Glassford Street. 553 1638. 9pm. £3 (£2). Busy new comedy club. featuring local comics and anyone who fancies their chances in an open spot.
THURSDAY 28 .
Glasgow
I Cal’s CDd Supper Hair Miro. 36 Kelvingrove Street. 353 0475. 9pm. £3 (£2). New weekly comedy club compered by character comic Cal Turner and featuring a regular quid-a-minute open mic slot.
I Mischief La 38$ Cottiers. 935 Hyndland Street. 357 5827. From 8.30pm. Free. Weekly theatrical anarchy with lan Smith. until recently a regular at the Arches' Cafe Loco club.
Edinburgh
I lnsinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.’s Bar. 2 Picardy Place. 5560499. 8.30pm. Free. See Fri 22.
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FRIDAY 29 Edinburgh
I lnsinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.'s Bar. 2 Picardy Place. 556 0499. 8.30pm. Free. See Fri 22.
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I Fools Paradise ()Id Athenaeum 1 Theatre. 179 Buchanan Street. 332 2333. 10.30pm. £6 (£4). Another season of the 5 hugely popular top-name stand-up club
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Edinburgh
1 I Fools Paradise The Music Box.
Victoria Street. 225 2564. 8pm. £6 (£4). E See Glasgow above. 5 I lnsinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.'s Bar. 2 i Picardy Place. 556 0499. 8.30pm. Free.
See Fri 22.
I Mischief La Bas Cathedral House. 28/32 Cathedral Square. 552 3519. 1pm. Free. Lunchtime lunacy as Mr Mischief reads through last week‘s news.
I The Man Mercat Theatre. Mercat House. Drumchapel. 944 9022. 7.30pm. £4 (£3). Regular visitor to Drumchapel brings a dose of May madness.
MONDAY 2 Edinburgh
I Comedy Club Negociants. Lothian Street. 10pm. Free. See Mon 25.
I lnsinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.'s Bar. 2 l Picardy Place. 5560499. 8.30pm. Free. See Fri 22.
WEDNESDAY 3
Glasgow
I The Comedy Cellar The 13th Note. Glassford Street. 553 1638. 9pm. £3 (£2). More intimate stand-up in the popular weekly club.
THURSDAY 4 .
Glasgow
I Cal’s Cod Supper Bar Miro. 36 Kelvingrove Street. 353 0475. 9pm. £3 (£2). Cal Turner adopts another persona to introduce more comics and throws a quid- a-minute towards anyone with the nerve to try an open spot.
I Mischiet La Bas (.‘otliers. 935 Hyndland Street. 357 5827. Frotn 8.30pm. Free. See Thurs 14.
Edinburgh
2 I lnsinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.‘s Bar. 2 i Picardy Place. 5560499. 8.30pm. Free.
; See Fri 22.
Events are listed alphabetically by sport, then by day. Sport listings compiled by Philip oorward.
Glasgow
I Race Days Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday. Shawfield Stadium. Rutherglen Road. Glasgow. There are ten races in each meeting. starting at 7.45pm. £2.
Edinburgh
I Race oays Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday. Powderhall Stadium. Beaverhall Road. Edinburgh. Each meeting includes ten races, starting at 7.30pm. £2.50 for race programme.
FOOTBALL
Saturday 23
PREMIER LEAGUE
I Aberdeen v Particit Thistle Pittodrie Stadium. Aberdeen. 3pm.
I Dundee V Celtic Dens Park. Dundee. 3 m.
I Ribs V Motherwell Easter Road Stadium. Albion Road. Edinburgh. 3pm. I Kilmarnock v Raith Rovers Rugby Park. Kilmarnock. 3pm.
I Rangers v Dundee United lbrox Stadium. Glasgow. 3pm. A hallowed return to Govan for Golac‘s boys who inflicted Rangers' most humiliating defeat of the season.
I St Johnstone v Hearts McDiannid Park. Perth. 3pm.
FIRST DIVISION
I Ayr United V Hamilton Somerset Park. Ayr. 3pm.
I Clyde V St Mirren Broadwood Stadium. Cumbernauld. 3pm.
I Clydebank v Brechin New Kilbowie Park. Clydebank. 3pm.
I Falkirk V oumbarton Brockville Park. Falkirk. 3pm.
I Morton v Guntermline Cappielow Park. Greenock. 3pm.
I Stirling Albion v Airdrie Annfield. Stirling. 3pm.
SECOND DIVISION
I Albion Rovers v Fortar Cliftonhill. Coatbridge. 3pm.
I Meadowbank v Berwiclt Rangers Meadowbank Stadium. Edinburgh. 3pm. I East Stirling v Stranraer Firs Park. Falkirk. 3pm.
Sunday 24
WOMAN’S INTERNATIONAL
I Scotland v Portugal Forthbank Stadium. Stirling. 2pm. Presumably the Scots women cart do no worse than their male counterparts who got gubbed 5-0 in Lisbon.
Tuesday 26
PREMIER LEAGUE
I Dundee United v Kilmamock Tannadice Park. Tannadice Street. Dundee. 7.30pm. I Motherwell v Rangers Fir Park. Motherwell. 7.30pm.
I Particit Thistle v oundee Firhill Park. Glasgow. 7.30pm.
Wednesday 27
PREMIER lEAGUE I Celtic v St Johnstone Celtic Park.
Glasgow. 7.30pm.
I llearts V Aberdeen Tynecastle Park. Edinburgh. 7.30pm.
I Raith Rovers V llibs Starks Park. Pratt Street. Kirkcaldy. 7.30pm.
Saturday 30
PREMIER LEAGUE
I Aberdeen v Dundee Pittodric Stadium. Aberdeen. 3pm.
I Dundee United v St Johnstone Tannadice Park. Tannadice Street. Dundee. 3pm.
I llibs V llearts Easter Road Stadium. Albion Road. Edinburgh. 3pm.
I Motherwell v Kilmarnock Fir Park. Motherwell. 3pm.
I Particit Thistle v Raith Rovers Firhill Park. Glasgow. 3pm.
I Rangers v Celtic lbrox Stadium. Glasgow. 3pm.
FIRST DIVISION
I Ayr United V Clyde Somerset Park. Ayr. 3pm.
I Clydebank v oumbarton New Kilbowie Park. Clydebank. 3pm.
I Guntermline v Brechin East End Park. Dunfermline. 3pm.
I Morton V St Mirren Cappielow Park, Greenock. 3pm.
I Hamilton V Airdrie Douglas Park. Hamilton. 3pm.
I Stirling Albion V Falkirk Annfield. Stirling. 3pm.
SECOND DIVISION
I Cowdenbeath v Queens Park Central Park. Cowdenbeath. 3pm.
Wednesday 4
I Edinburgh Races Musselburgh Racecourse. Musselburgh. First race 2.20pm. The second Flat meeting of the new season at the twisting seaside course.
Sunday 24
I Scottish Cup Semi-finals Easterhouse Sports Centre. Glasgow. 10am—5pm. Scotstan v Castlemilk. and Blairdardie v Bishopbriggs fight for the right to the final at Bellahouston on Sunday 8 May.
SPEEDWAY Friday 22
I Edinburgh Monarchs v Swindon Robins Powderhall Stadium. Edinburgh. 7.15pm. A British League clash.
Sunday 24
I Glasgow Tigers v oxtord Cheetahs Shawfteld Stadium. Glasgow. 7.15pm. First round of the Knockout Cup.
Friday 29
I Edinburgh Monarchs v Newcastle Diamonds Powderhall Stadium. Edinburgh. 7.15pm. First round of the Knockout Cup.
Sunday1
I Glasgow Tigers v Edinburgh Monarchs Shawfield Stadium. Edinburgh. 7.15pm. The great rivals clash in the League to complete a busy ten days for the Monarchs.
62 Thc List 22 April-5 May 1994