THEATRE COMEDY

MONDAY 25

Glasgow

I Crackers Comedy Club The Fotheringay. Basement. 21 Nithsdale Road. Pollokshields. 423 1088. 9pm. £3.50 (£2.50). Yet another club new to the comedy circuit is cotupered by the Three Men Brothers Trio Troupe and stars Brendan and John Gillick.

Edinburgh

I Comedy Club Negociants. Lothian Street. 10pm. Free. Late-night improvised stand-up from the popular Bedlam team. I lnsinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.'s Bar. 2 Picardy Place. 556 0499. 8.30pm. Free. See Fri 22.

WEDNESDAY 27

Glasgow

I The Comedy Cellar The 13th Note. Glassford Street. 553 1638. 9pm. £3 (£2). Busy new comedy club. featuring local comics and anyone who fancies their chances in an open spot.

THURSDAY 28 .

Glasgow

I Cal’s CDd Supper Hair Miro. 36 Kelvingrove Street. 353 0475. 9pm. £3 (£2). New weekly comedy club compered by character comic Cal Turner and featuring a regular quid-a-minute open mic slot.

I Mischief La 38$ Cottiers. 935 Hyndland Street. 357 5827. From 8.30pm. Free. Weekly theatrical anarchy with lan Smith. until recently a regular at the Arches' Cafe Loco club.

Edinburgh

I lnsinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.’s Bar. 2 Picardy Place. 5560499. 8.30pm. Free. See Fri 22.

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FRIDAY 29 Edinburgh

I lnsinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.'s Bar. 2 Picardy Place. 556 0499. 8.30pm. Free. See Fri 22.

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Glasgow

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I Fools Paradise ()Id Athenaeum 1 Theatre. 179 Buchanan Street. 332 2333. 10.30pm. £6 (£4). Another season of the 5 hugely popular top-name stand-up club

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Edinburgh

1 I Fools Paradise The Music Box.

Victoria Street. 225 2564. 8pm. £6 (£4). E See Glasgow above. 5 I lnsinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.'s Bar. 2 i Picardy Place. 556 0499. 8.30pm. Free.

See Fri 22.

I Mischief La Bas Cathedral House. 28/32 Cathedral Square. 552 3519. 1pm. Free. Lunchtime lunacy as Mr Mischief reads through last week‘s news.

I The Man Mercat Theatre. Mercat House. Drumchapel. 944 9022. 7.30pm. £4 (£3). Regular visitor to Drumchapel brings a dose of May madness.

MONDAY 2 Edinburgh

I Comedy Club Negociants. Lothian Street. 10pm. Free. See Mon 25.

I lnsinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.'s Bar. 2 l Picardy Place. 5560499. 8.30pm. Free. See Fri 22.

WEDNESDAY 3

Glasgow

I The Comedy Cellar The 13th Note. Glassford Street. 553 1638. 9pm. £3 (£2). More intimate stand-up in the popular weekly club.

THURSDAY 4 .

Glasgow

I Cal’s Cod Supper Bar Miro. 36 Kelvingrove Street. 353 0475. 9pm. £3 (£2). Cal Turner adopts another persona to introduce more comics and throws a quid- a-minute towards anyone with the nerve to try an open spot.

I Mischiet La Bas (.‘otliers. 935 Hyndland Street. 357 5827. Frotn 8.30pm. Free. See Thurs 14.

Edinburgh

2 I lnsinuendos Cabaret Club Q.T.‘s Bar. 2 i Picardy Place. 5560499. 8.30pm. Free.

; See Fri 22.

Events are listed alphabetically by sport, then by day. Sport listings compiled by Philip oorward.

Glasgow

I Race Days Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday. Shawfield Stadium. Rutherglen Road. Glasgow. There are ten races in each meeting. starting at 7.45pm. £2.

Edinburgh

I Race oays Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday. Powderhall Stadium. Beaverhall Road. Edinburgh. Each meeting includes ten races, starting at 7.30pm. £2.50 for race programme.

FOOTBALL

Saturday 23

PREMIER LEAGUE

I Aberdeen v Particit Thistle Pittodrie Stadium. Aberdeen. 3pm.

I Dundee V Celtic Dens Park. Dundee. 3 m.

I Ribs V Motherwell Easter Road Stadium. Albion Road. Edinburgh. 3pm. I Kilmarnock v Raith Rovers Rugby Park. Kilmarnock. 3pm.

I Rangers v Dundee United lbrox Stadium. Glasgow. 3pm. A hallowed return to Govan for Golac‘s boys who inflicted Rangers' most humiliating defeat of the season.

I St Johnstone v Hearts McDiannid Park. Perth. 3pm.

FIRST DIVISION

I Ayr United V Hamilton Somerset Park. Ayr. 3pm.

I Clyde V St Mirren Broadwood Stadium. Cumbernauld. 3pm.

I Clydebank v Brechin New Kilbowie Park. Clydebank. 3pm.

I Falkirk V oumbarton Brockville Park. Falkirk. 3pm.

I Morton v Guntermline Cappielow Park. Greenock. 3pm.

I Stirling Albion v Airdrie Annfield. Stirling. 3pm.

SECOND DIVISION

I Albion Rovers v Fortar Cliftonhill. Coatbridge. 3pm.

I Meadowbank v Berwiclt Rangers Meadowbank Stadium. Edinburgh. 3pm. I East Stirling v Stranraer Firs Park. Falkirk. 3pm.

Sunday 24

WOMAN’S INTERNATIONAL

I Scotland v Portugal Forthbank Stadium. Stirling. 2pm. Presumably the Scots women cart do no worse than their male counterparts who got gubbed 5-0 in Lisbon.

Tuesday 26

PREMIER LEAGUE

I Dundee United v Kilmamock Tannadice Park. Tannadice Street. Dundee. 7.30pm. I Motherwell v Rangers Fir Park. Motherwell. 7.30pm.

I Particit Thistle v oundee Firhill Park. Glasgow. 7.30pm.

Wednesday 27

PREMIER lEAGUE I Celtic v St Johnstone Celtic Park.

Glasgow. 7.30pm.

I llearts V Aberdeen Tynecastle Park. Edinburgh. 7.30pm.

I Raith Rovers V llibs Starks Park. Pratt Street. Kirkcaldy. 7.30pm.

Saturday 30

PREMIER LEAGUE

I Aberdeen v Dundee Pittodric Stadium. Aberdeen. 3pm.

I Dundee United v St Johnstone Tannadice Park. Tannadice Street. Dundee. 3pm.

I llibs V llearts Easter Road Stadium. Albion Road. Edinburgh. 3pm.

I Motherwell v Kilmarnock Fir Park. Motherwell. 3pm.

I Particit Thistle v Raith Rovers Firhill Park. Glasgow. 3pm.

I Rangers v Celtic lbrox Stadium. Glasgow. 3pm.

FIRST DIVISION

I Ayr United V Clyde Somerset Park. Ayr. 3pm.

I Clydebank v oumbarton New Kilbowie Park. Clydebank. 3pm.

I Guntermline v Brechin East End Park. Dunfermline. 3pm.

I Morton V St Mirren Cappielow Park, Greenock. 3pm.

I Hamilton V Airdrie Douglas Park. Hamilton. 3pm.

I Stirling Albion V Falkirk Annfield. Stirling. 3pm.

SECOND DIVISION

I Cowdenbeath v Queens Park Central Park. Cowdenbeath. 3pm.

Wednesday 4

I Edinburgh Races Musselburgh Racecourse. Musselburgh. First race 2.20pm. The second Flat meeting of the new season at the twisting seaside course.

Sunday 24

I Scottish Cup Semi-finals Easterhouse Sports Centre. Glasgow. 10am—5pm. Scotstan v Castlemilk. and Blairdardie v Bishopbriggs fight for the right to the final at Bellahouston on Sunday 8 May.

SPEEDWAY Friday 22

I Edinburgh Monarchs v Swindon Robins Powderhall Stadium. Edinburgh. 7.15pm. A British League clash.

Sunday 24

I Glasgow Tigers v oxtord Cheetahs Shawfteld Stadium. Glasgow. 7.15pm. First round of the Knockout Cup.

Friday 29

I Edinburgh Monarchs v Newcastle Diamonds Powderhall Stadium. Edinburgh. 7.15pm. First round of the Knockout Cup.

Sunday1

I Glasgow Tigers v Edinburgh Monarchs Shawfield Stadium. Edinburgh. 7.15pm. The great rivals clash in the League to complete a busy ten days for the Monarchs.

62 Thc List 22 April-5 May 1994