“ON THE WEIRD REQUEST SCALE, YOU GUYS JUST SCORED A NINE.”
LISA BONIiT
True. it's not exactly normal to rake through a girl's garbage. But at least we asked her first.
\Vhen actress Lisa Bone! finally agreed. it was our eyebrows that were raised.
\Vhy. for instance. did she throw away a perfectly good pair of jeans? \Vhat was on the video tape? And why book a double room at the swanky Beverly Hills Hotel when she lives just a block away? \Ve can't say. Lisa could. But she won't.
\Vhat we can figure out is that she's into health food. owns a dog and gets sent stacks of scripts.
She also drinks Schlitz. (This ad would have looked pretty dumb il‘ she didn't.) Only ever brewed in the US. of A, the light. refreshing taste ol~5chlitz is now available in the U.K.
Ordering anything less authentic could get you a ten on
the weird request scale.
IN AMERICA, YOU ARI-l \VHAT YOU TRASH.
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