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Thewaterlrontin Sunderland. one of the Diary'storeign correspondents reports. wasthe scene otone otthe strangestand mostunsuccesstul rescue attempts otrecentyearslast week. The story otwhatwillbeknown to posterityas The GreatSunderland Non-Floating LandroverDisaster concernsa party olwetsuited jet-skiers. These people had driven to the water‘s edgeltorthetide was out) in a Landrover. and had been gatnbolling about. gaily. it noisily. on the water. whenthey noticedthatthe tide was coming inrapidly. They decided. wisely. to removethe vehicle tronithe vicinity. butwere unableto do so asits wheelshadsunkintothe wet sand. Altera piece otquickthinking. one otthegroupwentbacktothe promenadetoletchanotherolthe party's Landrovers. brought it back.
and tried to tow the first out of the sand.
Unfortunately. the second Landrover also became stuck. so the b now tairl
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\Vhat tiii earth ean he meaii‘.’ Dtiex liflfl'x direettir hax'e tremeiidtitisly xiiiell} armpitx‘.’
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desperatejetskiersdecidedtorepeat theprocesswiththeirthird.andtinal. Landrover.Theresultsotthisrescue attemptwereremarkablysimilarto those olthetirst.andthegroupcould onlystand byandwatch helplesslyas tirstone.thenallthree olthe Landroverswassubmerged.The situationwasresolvedthe nextdayby l thejudicioususeotaJCBdigger borrowedfromanearbybuildingsite.
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