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"THIS IS THE DEAL!" quoth The Royal Bank of Scotland Manager. I a "Giz it!" roared the mob.
"Listen!" he said, his wallet bulging heroically in his pocket. "There shall be no interest on a pre-arranged overdraft of up to TWO HUNDRED POUNDS! Free banking! PLUS! Many thousands of CASH MACHINES! And unto those students who open an account will rain THREE FREE FIVERS!* EACH!!! And they shall say unto themselves, "OOOF!!!"
And Lo! With an almighty roar, the ground opened and swallowed the lot!
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Only one student was left, and she won all 125 prizes in the European travel competition. Thus! She woke up in a European city!
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